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(Daily Stab)   Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys on Monday after an unexpected sneeze   (dailystab.com) divider line
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2009-03-16 09:10:13 PM  
Just hand the kids some rappeling equipment, let em climb back up and they'll be fine.
 
2009-03-16 09:46:35 PM  
A++ Would LOL again.
 
2009-03-16 09:48:53 PM  
OK. Raise your hand if you have NOT made deopsits on or in Jenna Jameson. That's your mom, kids! High school is gonna be great
 
2009-03-16 10:05:50 PM  
Talk about kids who porn will be forever ruined for.
They won't be able to hop on the internet looking for boobies without running into mom.
 
2009-03-16 10:16:58 PM  
She already had nice twins.
 
2009-03-16 10:36:47 PM  

Narcism: She already had nice twins.


No, she didn't.
 
2009-03-16 10:38:33 PM  
All I can say is "Hello Ducklings!"
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Because, you know, their mother's a farking duck.
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mhd
2009-03-16 10:39:04 PM  
Twin boys? So does this count as DP?
 
2009-03-16 10:39:53 PM  
p.s. - Quack.
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2009-03-16 10:41:52 PM  
Your headline made me laugh.
 
2009-03-16 10:42:23 PM  

dillenger69: Talk about kids who porn will be forever ruined for.
They won't be able to hop on the internet looking for boobies without running into mom.


By the time her kids are old enough to understand it, so many people will have sex videos out there that it won't be very notable.

"Your mom did porn!"
"So did yours, but at least my mom made tons of money for it. You mom just boned that greasy looking mullet head on camera for FREE!"
Nelson "haha"
 
2009-03-16 10:42:34 PM  

mhd: Twin boys? So does this count as DP?


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2009-03-16 10:43:14 PM  
Never hot.

Not in the least.
 
2009-03-16 10:48:50 PM  
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2009-03-16 10:52:19 PM  

NYZooMan: Never hot.


Watch "Starting Over" (1995).
 
2009-03-16 10:53:48 PM  

Johnny Chicago: p.s. - Quack.


[image from biography.com too old to be available]

More recent photo.

/Just sayin'
 
2009-03-16 10:58:29 PM  
I bet the boys never touched each other the entire 9 months they were in there.
 
2009-03-16 11:10:19 PM  

OnmyojiOmn: Johnny Chicago: p.s. - Quack.

More recent photo.

/Just sayin'


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2009-03-16 11:12:49 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: NYZooMan: Never hot.

Watch "Starting Over" (1995).


Just scanned it - the early Jenna, the earliest, she was a-ight.
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Now? No.
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Just plain busted.
 
2009-03-16 11:13:01 PM  

Brawndo: I bet the boys never touched each other the entire 9 months they were in there.


Oh, no. They did touch each other while they were in there. They had to put their backs together and push against the sides of mom's uterus with their feet to keep from falling out.
 
2009-03-16 11:15:46 PM  
I heard they turned her vagina into the delivery room.
 
2009-03-16 11:36:28 PM  

Narcism: She already had nice twins.


But those are fake.
 
2009-03-16 11:44:25 PM  
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an artist's rendering of the birthing process.
 
2009-03-17 12:00:19 AM  
TO be fair, this is the the first time Jenna has had 2 people inside of her.
 
2009-03-17 12:08:32 AM  
Johnny Chicago

Dear Jebus! Is that the father of the twins? Did she have Mr. Potato-Head's children?!?
 
2009-03-17 12:15:29 AM  
Why have the same photo twice in succession?

They're not foolin' anyone.
 
2009-03-17 12:20:44 AM  

Argoran: Johnny Chicago

Dear Jebus! Is that the father of the twins? Did she have Mr. Potato-Head's children?!?


He looks like a descendent of Shrek with that oversized melon.
 
2009-03-17 01:08:57 AM  
I must be tired. . . I laughed way too hard at that headline. Haha!
 
2009-03-17 01:35:01 AM  

Johnny Chicago: p.s. - Quack.


Thanks for that pic Johnny. I just threw up my dinner.
 
2009-03-17 02:01:05 AM  
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2009-03-17 07:02:59 AM  
Jenna has had too much facial surgery. At 34 it was unnecessary,
and she went from being the girl next door to being a hatchet
faced alien.

Tito, OTOH, is just plain UGLY.

I hope her and her children are doing well, nevertheless.
 
2009-03-17 07:17:23 AM  

drkdstryer: TO be fair, this is the the first time Jenna has had 2 people inside of her.


At least in public.

She's been very careful crafting her image as the "good whore," as she never touched any dark meat (good for the Aryans) and never did anal (once again, not onscreen, anyway).

The sad part is that as soon as she got $5,000 together, she got the fake tits and EXTREMELY tanned overnight.

Please compare the following pics, one from 1995, and one from around 2007 or 8:

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Creepy.

And sad.
 
2009-03-17 08:04:06 AM  
I never understood her appeal. This chick has never done anything for me. Even before she became Joan Rivers lite.
 
axd
2009-03-17 08:17:53 AM  
On my 18th birthday, I decided to go apply for a job at a porn store (hey, I needed a job, I was legal, why not, right?) The first thing I saw was a Jenna Jameson Action Figure. I laughed and made a little joke about it, and the clerk/owner said "I've seen her in person. That doll is less plasticky."
 
2009-03-17 09:28:17 AM  
Jesus. If those kids were born with Tito's head...ouch.
 
2009-03-17 09:31:38 AM  

dillenger69: Talk about kids who porn will be forever ruined for.
They won't be able to hop on the internet looking for boobies without running into mom.


Wait until those kids get to high school...holy crap! Cruel.
 
2009-03-17 10:56:47 AM  
I think I saw some space junk orbiting Tito Ortiz's head.
 
2009-03-17 11:00:31 AM  
She was hittable in the early days of her career, but I never understood why she became the most successful of all pornstars when there were always more attractive women in the industry who were willing to do a whole lot more than she would.
 
2009-03-17 01:03:34 PM  

Infinite Finite: She was hittable in the early days of her career, but I never understood why she became the most successful of all pornstars when there were always more attractive women in the industry who were willing to do a whole lot more than she would.


Because she was smart enough to take control of her career and
do what she wanted to do. Something far too few porn stars do
(about the only other one I can recall being that in control of
their own destiny was Asia Carrera, though the recent tragedies
in her life shows that even if you invest well you're not immune
from disaster).
 
2009-03-17 04:09:17 PM  
is it me, or does she look like a cross between Paris Hilton and Skeletor form Heman?
 
2009-03-17 04:11:30 PM  

Infinite Finite: She was hittable in the early days of her career, but I never understood why she became the most successful of all pornstars when there were always more attractive women in the industry who were willing to do a whole lot more than she would.


Watch the woman's older videos. Jenna was volcanic long before the likes of today's turbo Vixens. The woman looked like she really enjoyed her work.
 
2009-03-20 01:03:52 AM  
Jeezuz, and I thought a lot of people hated Tito Ortiz!
 
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