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(Yahoo)   Jennifer Love Hewitt is getting over her engagement with Jamie Kennedy, lobotomy   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 79
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2009-03-13 08:15:29 PM  
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!! shiat!

i was hoping to have a chance...
 
2009-03-13 08:26:46 PM  
He...he...mentioned Twilight. UGH
 
2009-03-13 09:05:30 PM  
Kennedy said Hewitt is "so talented. She can sing, she can dance, she's hilarious ... and hot since she was, like, 9."

Uh, dude...
 
2009-03-13 10:07:49 PM  
I read that as Horse Whisperer.

And I know I'm not the only one.
 
2009-03-13 10:35:38 PM  
He sounds like he's about to start jumping on couches.
 
2009-03-13 10:56:56 PM  
rssvss: i was hoping to have a chance...
Hamburger Mary's is walking distance from my house... She could have been mine!
 
2009-03-13 11:05:53 PM  
timujin: rssvss: i was hoping to have a chance...
Hamburger Mary's is walking distance from my house... She could have been mine!


see!! u snooze, u loose...
 
2009-03-14 01:08:22 AM  
He referenced Twilight? Really? FAIL with an exclamation mark.
 
2009-03-14 01:09:01 AM  
I didn't know they were engaged, subby. And now that she's getting over it, I have a chance!

How do you get over a lobotomy though?
 
2009-03-14 01:11:58 AM  
Why not? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
 
2009-03-14 01:14:15 AM  
In all fairness, maybe her judgment was permanently impaired after watching Son of the Mask.
 
2009-03-14 01:18:08 AM  
Kennedy looks like shiat.
 
2009-03-14 01:29:35 AM  
That's quite a bit of desperation. Poor girl.
 
2009-03-14 01:31:43 AM  
Ah, what a bunch of haters!

Good for them! It won't last though, she's on the re-bound -

or maybe working with him made her re-think her engagment.


And finally, I never thought I was say this about anyone in a site forum but nice to Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener is back.
Dude where have you been?
 
2009-03-14 01:49:10 AM  
SpeshilEdjukashin: Kennedy said Hewitt is "so talented. She can sing, she can dance, she's hilarious ... and hot since she was, like, 9."

Uh, dude...



Well, she did say that women should be naked when they're young and hot, and for her that was since age 12 in her own estimation.

/cue that stupid pedobear cliche
 
2009-03-14 01:50:58 AM  
mfaby: And finally, I never thought I was say this about anyone in a site forum but nice to Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener is back.

Thanks a mil!


Dude where have you been?

I've been around. It's all a matter of knowing which rock to look under.
 
2009-03-14 02:10:15 AM  
"We have an intense connection," he said. Making a Twilight reference, he added, "She's my Bella. I don't want to bite her neck, but I want her to live."

this is the dumbest farking thing i've ever read, and I've read tons of dumb shiat.
 
2009-03-14 02:12:39 AM  
Gawd, can't stand the person.

I've seen her on Letterman twice, and she just comes across as some retard because she laughs at everything, even at stuff that isn't funny/ wasn't intended to be funny.

Retard. LOL!!!!
 
2009-03-14 02:23:10 AM  
Bith Set Me Up: Why not? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is sick of her crap...
i81.photobucket.com
 
2009-03-14 02:30:08 AM  
So is this a case of a guy getting a hot woman because he's momentarily popular, or a woman hooking up with some guy because he might become popular so she can resume her flash-in-the-pan career?

Or is it the ever-so-rare Gellar method of finding a fellow C-lister so neither of you eclipses the other?
 
2009-03-14 02:37:47 AM  
really ? that guy ?

motivation 101: see that hot girl with that dbag ? go up and talk to her next time, you could be that dbag
 
2009-03-14 02:41:21 AM  
kasper03: really ? that guy ?

motivation 101: see that hot girl with that dbag ? go up and talk to her next time, you could be that dbag


I'd rather be a dbag while the girl is on the upswing of her popularity, rather than dealing with one that's still dealing with the public's refusal to back 'Time of Your Life' and the now-regrettable 'Party of Five.'
 
2009-03-14 02:51:27 AM  
rssvss: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!! shiat!

i was hoping to have a chance...


It must be even more infuriating to learn you actually had a chance.
 
2009-03-14 03:25:52 AM  
Architecture Of Aggression: "We have an intense connection," he said. Making a Twilight reference, he added, "She's my Bella. I don't want to bite her neck, but I want her to live."

this is the dumbest farking thing i've ever read, and I've read tons of dumb shiat.


I wish I could kick Jamie Kennedy in the throat with a golf cleat.
 
2009-03-14 05:10:59 AM  
This thread is sadly lacking in photographs.

NSFW (new window)
 
2009-03-14 05:58:09 AM  
Huh. I always wondered why he was on her show.
 
2009-03-14 06:34:40 AM  
Yeah, I want to look at pictures of someone else's girlfriend.

Whatever.


I guess we know who hasn't got any lately.
 
2009-03-14 08:33:34 AM  
bingethinker: This thread is sadly lacking in photographs.

NSFW (new window)


That was NSFW? Wow. I cry for our workforce.
 
2009-03-14 08:45:31 AM  
John Buck 41: bingethinker: This thread is sadly lacking in photographs.

NSFW (new window)

That was NSFW? Wow. I cry for our workforce.




I would have posted a few, if Dr-ew and the wannabe's didn't go ape shiat every time you posted 5 pics in a thread..

/it's just :(
 
2009-03-14 08:45:45 AM  
John Buck 41: bingethinker: This thread is sadly lacking in photographs.

NSFW (new window)

That was NSFW? Wow. I cry for our workforce.


Working on a Saturday, too.
 
2009-03-14 08:53:41 AM  
also came for pics to fap too...leaving disappointed
 
2009-03-14 09:09:48 AM  
Architecture Of Aggression: "We have an intense connection," he said. Making a Twilight reference, he added, "She's my Bella. I don't want to bite her neck, but I want her to live."

this is the dumbest farking thing i've ever read, and I've read tons of dumb shiat.


Yes, but fashioned into a pickup line, you could score with chunky teens and frumpy housewives everywhere!
 
2009-03-14 09:10:11 AM  
I have heard that at some point being mind-numbingly stupid starts to wipe away teh hawtness. Sounds like Hewitt is on her way...
 
2009-03-14 09:33:23 AM  
JLH was engaged to Jamie Kennedy and now she's getting over it? Tell Jamie. He sounds like he thinks the relationship is still on, and sort of new, too. Maybe subby could send him a letter, so that Kennedy would be so confused by the poor writing it would take his mind off JLH.

/"Hot since she was 9." Honorary pedo.
 
2009-03-14 09:46:49 AM  
My wife and I saw Jamie Kennedy do stand up. To say he was bad was an understatement. We stayed through the whole act, but I would guess at least a quarter of the audience left. It wasn't that he was gross or vulgar or anything, he was just really boring. He would say the just repeat the same thing over and over again. He was even worse than any of the amateur stand-up that I have seen.
 
2009-03-14 09:51:50 AM  
Jennifer, you must be hurtin'. Come on over to my place and I'll comfort you girl.
 
2009-03-14 10:00:57 AM  
Chuck Wagon: He would say the just repeat the same thing over and over again

Worked for Letterman.
 
2009-03-14 10:03:31 AM  
Mugato: Chuck Wagon: He would say the just repeat the same thing over and over again

Worked for Letterman.


Dave > Jay, but yeah, that is my one gripe with him.
 
2009-03-14 10:05:06 AM  
Is she really going out with hiiiim?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with hiiiim?
 
2009-03-14 10:05:42 AM  
came for.......



.......dispapointed.
 
2009-03-14 10:19:35 AM  
Heroic Poser: Bith Set Me Up: Why not? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is sick of her crap...


how profound! How utterly pointless.
 
2009-03-14 10:27:45 AM  
I hope she gets over clothes.
 
2009-03-14 10:34:32 AM  
nicksteel: how profound! How utterly pointless.

But at times how true. I once dated this girl who was stunning. Five feet ten inches tall, red hair and seriously huge tracts of land. Kind of girl a guy like me could only dream of getting. I even noticed the "she's with that d-bag" look (though I was a skinny nerdy guy...). Didn't last because the girl was so boring. No personality, no sense of humor, you always had to explain jokes to her. She always got by with the "I'm prettier than anyone else" attitude. Though my friends said I was an idiot for dumping her, I've never regretted it.
 
2009-03-14 10:38:57 AM  
LonMead: now...

fbrevolution.com


Oh, my. That's categorized under "want."
 
2009-03-14 10:43:13 AM  
GungFu: Gawd, can't stand the person.
I've seen her on Letterman twice, and she just comes across as some retard because she laughs at everything, even at stuff that isn't funny/ wasn't intended to be funny.
Retard. LOL!!!!


I do that, especially if I'm nervous. It did work to my advantage once though. I was testifying against my scumbag ex (civil court, although there's nothing civil about it), and while his lawyer was trying to unnerve me and feed me trick questions, I just kept laughing at him. He kept saying, "Do you think this is FUNNY?" and I'd just grin bigger.

Hahahaahahahhahaha!!
 
2009-03-14 10:44:38 AM  
Richard_The_Clown: nicksteel: how profound! How utterly pointless.

But at times how true. I once dated this girl who was stunning. Five feet ten inches tall, red hair and seriously huge tracts of land. Kind of girl a guy like me could only dream of getting. I even noticed the "she's with that d-bag" look (though I was a skinny nerdy guy...). Didn't last because the girl was so boring. No personality, no sense of humor, you always had to explain jokes to her. She always got by with the "I'm prettier than anyone else" attitude. Though my friends said I was an idiot for dumping her, I've never regretted it.


And how does that apply to JLH? It does nothing to dispel the fact that she is obviously very hot. The fact that some person is sick of her crap doesn't mean anything beyond the fact that the two are not compatible. And the idea that two people are not compatible is nothing worthy of a comment.

The girl you mention seems the bigger person to me. She was willing to look beyond your physical appearance and you were only interested in her physical appearance.
 
2009-03-14 10:45:57 AM  
People would be asking how much I spend on her, because I'd be bragging about the number of pearl necklaces I'd given her.

/would hit
//even as she was in the "fat" bikini pics
///real women aren't twigs
 
2009-03-14 10:50:18 AM  
Guntram Shatterhand: the now-regrettable 'Party of Five.'

Regrettable or not, I think that Party of Five was Jennifer Love Hugetit's best work, by far. Her acting has been all downhill since then.
 
2009-03-14 10:53:31 AM  
LonMead: ...I would. In a minute.

Thank you for restoring sanity. I thought there had been a failure on the Internets for a minute there.

/would
//repeatedly
 
2009-03-14 11:06:07 AM  
She should just call this phase her "Jamie Kennedy Experiment" and move on.

/move on over to my place that is
 
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