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(via Topher)   Map of Godzilla's Rampages   ( divider line
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2001-09-03 09:24:33 AM  
So where is Monster Island on this map? Nowhere. Makes me question its authenticity.
2001-09-03 09:26:49 AM  
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Godzilla = Blue Oyster Cult = Bruce Dickinson = Christopher Walken. Indeed, all things lead to Walken.

"With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound,
he pulls those spitting high tension wires down.
Helpless people on subway trains scream "MY GOD!!"
as he lifts it on down.
He picks up a bus and he throws it back down,
as he wades through the river towards the center of town.
OH NO! They say he's got to go! GODZILLA!!
OH NO! There goes Tokyo! GODZILLA!!"
2001-09-03 09:57:40 AM  
He forgot New York :P at least thats what happened in the modern version. After re-watching that, I noticed that they had the French Secret Service there.. hmm Godzilla demands surrender?
2001-09-03 11:38:45 AM  
Godzilla is cool...saw him the other day at Starbucks, I said hey "Zilla", where's my Cowbell?
2001-09-03 01:29:16 PM  
strider: Dude you should be ashamed! That movie was a horrible steaming crap in the eye of jesus, not to mention it a perverserted insult to every zilla fan out there. it really had nothing good, was actually worse than independence day. The kind of movies that make you say "what kinda idiot would put that kind of money in to this and let this script past the first draft. And every scene broderick was in turned in to outright comedy.

So could enyoine read the yellow text on that map. I still cant make it out and if a try much harder i'm gonna start crying blood
2001-09-03 02:13:46 PM  
I don't even count that film as legitimate 'Zilla..
2001-09-03 02:13:55 PM  
the second time i watched godzilla (i think they have two endings, one where he gets killed on the bridge and another where he gets hit by a torpedo, but my memory's a little fuzzy), i timed it to see how long the movie could go without showing godzilla once. it went 35-38 minutes without godzilla! i know that there's a godzilla movie already out where he doesn't show up until an hour after it starts, but after that, it's nothin' but godzilla smashing buildings and shooting things.
2001-09-03 02:37:13 PM  
Hehe, I saw Godzilla 2000 in the theatre, almost empty excpet for my roommates and I. It was great, and you could tell the dozen or so of us there were true 'Zilla fans.

(who refuses to watch the American abomination)
2001-09-03 02:50:48 PM  
I've gotta agree with Rounded Bits. No listing for Monster Island. Plus, how could you have a Giant Monster Destruction Map without lising the trails of rubble left by Gamera?
2001-09-03 03:18:07 PM  
The colour Cyan should be prohibited by law from all web content.
2001-09-03 09:42:18 PM  
Tribs. I used to live next door to these two indentical twin girls. They were maybe, 17 years old and quite cute. Only thing was, their knees. They had this odd blue-green pigmentation on their knees. Other than that, they were normal looking.

They came to be known as the cyan-knees twins.

Oh god, I kill me. Oh dear Jesus. Ha ha ha ha.
2001-09-03 09:42:37 PM  
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2001-09-03 10:30:09 PM  
blue-green pigmentation on their knees:

Carpet burns,.....daddy did it,.....
2001-09-04 12:52:24 AM  
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just testing to see if this works, if not sorry.
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