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(Telegraph)   Michael Jackson sells out 50 London concerts, prompting Pepsi to issue commemorative Michael Jackson edition, which comes in little cans   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2009-03-13 09:28:23 AM  
damn you, submitter
+1
 
2009-03-13 09:32:52 AM  
Nice.

British love pedo's?
 
2009-03-13 09:34:16 AM  
That headline is on fire.
 
2009-03-13 09:42:50 AM  
Holy Farking shiat GENIUS
 
2009-03-13 09:47:04 AM  
Seriously, guys. Recycling old, heavily-repeated jokes as headlines?
 
2009-03-13 09:47:43 AM  
You, submitter, are a goddamn genius.

Close down FARK. There is nothing more to do here.
 
2009-03-13 09:49:05 AM  
There are some good headlines today. This one is great.

+1
 
2009-03-13 09:51:04 AM  
Reminds me of an old favorite:

Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson f*cks little boys.

/see what i did there
 
2009-03-13 09:54:33 AM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Seriously, guys. Recycling old, heavily-repeated jokes as headlines?


It's an oldie but a goodie. I still laugh every time I see it.
 
2009-03-13 10:18:34 AM  
This might be an all timer. Well done subby.
 
2009-03-13 10:19:45 AM  

exick: NikolaiFarkoff: Seriously, guys. Recycling old, heavily-repeated jokes as headlines?

It's an oldie but a goodie. I still laugh every time I see it.


Why does the idea of 10 year olds getting raped in the ass make you laugh? You're as bad as Jackson.
 
2009-03-13 10:20:23 AM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Seriously, guys. Recycling old, heavily-repeated jokes as headlines?


France surrenders.

/+1
 
2009-03-13 10:25:24 AM  
Hell. Handbasket. You.

/Enjoy the ride.
 
2009-03-13 10:42:56 AM  
Bad, bad Subby. Awful. Terrible.

+1
 
2009-03-13 10:46:14 AM  
Zing!
 
2009-03-13 10:48:56 AM  
T-shirt time. Brilliant.
 
2009-03-13 11:18:41 AM  
Best headline this year.
 
2009-03-13 11:29:42 AM  
this headline is a surefire thriller.
 
2009-03-13 11:31:47 AM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Seriously, guys. Recycling old, heavily-repeated jokes as headlines?


Little boys pants, half-off?!
 
Slu
2009-03-13 11:56:51 AM  
LOL! Would read again!
 
2009-03-13 12:03:22 PM  
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2009-03-13 12:07:00 PM  
oh sh*t...that sh*t ain't right...but it's damn clever.

/my +1 means nothing
 
2009-03-13 12:07:28 PM  
FARK HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
9 1/2 months left in '09 and we already have a winner.
Well done, Subby.
 
2009-03-13 12:14:32 PM  
haha, this was a quote from the AP article:

"He is a legend and I love his message to the world,"

Soooo what exactly would that message be?
 
2009-03-13 12:17:30 PM  
Hey Britain, WTF?
 
2009-03-13 12:17:43 PM  
I bought a ticket, which I think automatically puts me on some sort of sex offender list.
(Either the tour will get cancelled or it will be a train wreck of epic proportions.)
 
2009-03-13 12:23:58 PM  
wrecked um? damn near killed um!
 
2009-03-13 12:29:08 PM  
What is the difference between Randy Jackson and Michael Jackson?

Michael farks little boys in the ass.

\Ta-DA!
 
2009-03-13 12:31:37 PM  
I don't get it.
 
2009-03-13 12:34:14 PM  
50 shows, is britain the new Vegas? Who is buying these tickets, its not like you could take your kids?
 
2009-03-13 12:34:38 PM  
I spit jesus juice all over my monitor after reading that headline.
 
2009-03-13 12:43:12 PM  
I do appreciate the headline, I really do, but there was nothing in the article about Pepsi at all.
 
2009-03-13 01:02:48 PM  
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2009-03-13 01:03:39 PM  

wpmulligan: Hey Britain, WTF?


Seriously THIS! WTF is wrong with you Britain!
 
2009-03-13 01:13:46 PM  
Perfect.
 
2009-03-13 01:16:58 PM  
Submitter is Genius!!!!
 
2009-03-13 01:17:37 PM  
I see what you did there, Subby.
 
2009-03-13 01:41:58 PM  
Wow. It took me a second, but that is so very wrong and so very golden.

+1
 
2009-03-13 01:51:04 PM  
Genuine admiration or morbid curiousity?

Which is it, Brits?
 
2009-03-13 01:53:40 PM  

sboyle1020: haha, this was a quote from the AP article:

"He is a legend and I love his message to the world,"

Soooo what exactly would that message be?


"Peace and love"....or maybe "I would love a piece of that little boy".

Either one.

\The only thing dumber than a Limp Bizkit fan is a Michael Jackson fan.
 
2009-03-13 02:01:22 PM  

RevLovejoy: Genuine admiration or morbid curiousity?

Which is it, Brits?


I have a feeling that it wasn't just Brits that bought tickets.
 
2009-03-13 02:09:10 PM  
ooh.. old M.J. jokes....

I hear K-Mart got to co-sponsor the concert by offering boys underwear half-off.

What's the difference between M.J. and a grocery bag? One is white plastic and dangerous to kids and the other you put groceries in.
 
2009-03-13 02:21:10 PM  
Tastes so good it will set your hair on fire.
 
2009-03-13 02:30:10 PM  

zpb52: FARK HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
9 1/2 months left in '09 and we already have a winner.
Well done, Subby.


Yeah, we made that case when a similar headline (which subby obviously remembered and decided to usurp) showed up around HotY time last year.

-1 subby
 
2009-03-13 02:46:41 PM  
"Tickets sold at a rate of 11 per second, 657 per minute and nearly 40,000 an hour."

Link
 
2009-03-13 02:48:54 PM  
How Original.

-10
 
2009-03-13 02:55:36 PM  
Is everyone posting +1 just using the internet for the first time? This joke's older than Michael Jackson's favourite age group.
 
2009-03-13 02:57:01 PM  
Dear England,

He's all yours.

Sincerely,

The U.S.A.
 
2009-03-13 03:16:12 PM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: Is everyone posting +1 just using the internet for the first time? This joke's older than Michael Jackson's favourite age group.


Well, it is funny. But maybe all the "+1"ers are too young to remember the joke the first time we heard it 15 years ago.
 
2009-03-13 03:35:18 PM  
ZING!


/+1 even if it's old
//it's still funny
///at least to me
 
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