is no one going to post the McChickenhead?

When I grow up, I wanna be a professional victim.
Good money.

Feukulor- Fake exorcisms indeed. I'll probably end up teaching, at least for a while . I don't know how I feel about ridding people of their demons. I've become quite attached to mine and would be a little disgruntled if some religious nut came to drive them away.

02-02-03 03:26:55 PM I_Hate_Iowa
Thanks to TheBookPolice's link, I will be filing a class action lawsuit against McDonald's for misrepresentation. No sandwich I've bought has ever looked like that.


Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

Ok, the last time I almost blew chunks... now I just did. Thanks for the post CanuckGuy!

It is only a matter of time until someone shows the pic of Bagel holding the thing in front of him like a strap on.

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS ***** IN HELL, KARRAS!!!

elwood-DFENSE!

McDonalds should stop wasting money with trial lawyers and start using it to hire mob hitmen to gruesomely murder people who frivolously sue it.

That should take care of the lawsuits in a jiffy.

Feukulor: Wonder if they'll show up in the courtroom like that?

Wait, I thought these were pictures from some wedding on a website about some guy named bagel. These aren't the people actually suing, are they?

I'm confused.

"I've always liked bagels. It's the muffins that must be stopped."

Anyone that can guess where that's from gets a cookie. (Original quote was "always like toast" - I took creative liberties).

Wydok-I hardly know myself.

7forty7
Your welcome.
I knew you guys would love that site. Some kind of wiccan wedding?
WTF!

Tangent: I was in McDough about 1 1/2 hours ago. Had a couple of McFish (dunno everywhere they sell those ... they do here, anyway), and they were *completely without internal structure*. I could have eaten the through a straw, I'm serious.
Just the way I like it. A couple of decades down the line I'll be in a formless void, dependent upon the tender care of some highly-paid professional samaritians to feed me, wipe my butt, and listen to my innane stammering about things long past and irrelevant even when they happened ... and I say to myself - why wait? I can have the food at least today, already.

[strikes McDough from the list of places to go that sound like "a good idea" ... until the next bout of temporary insanity, at least]

I bit into a bagel once on an American Airlines flight.
Spoke with an attorney at the company where I worked (and
on whose behalf I was travelling) and he told me that I
should not pursue any action against the airlines.

He summed it up pretty well. "Bagels are hard, chewy, food
products that stick to everything they touch when wet.
It's like eating hard glue. Any moron should know that if
you have extensive dental work, you should not eat bagels."

I quickly tried to change the subject and slink away before
he used the word "Asshat".

Important fact I failed to type in above post:

When I bit into the bagel, a filling came out.

Feeling really foolish...

NSFW, well not safe at all.

Bagel, about to get some!

MerelyFoolish

Can I call you an asshat now?

Old-style lead filling, or modern silver?

Looks like Bagel could use an exorcism. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!! Yeah, not to take pictures of old women showing leg.

"Huh... uh... what do I do now?"

Stymie: I knew you guys would love that site. Some kind of wiccan wedding?

Nope not Wiccan. Pagan, sure, but not Wiccan. There is a Roman theme going on here. (Or is it Greek? I get those confused a lot . . .)

MerelyFoolish - hey, cool lawyer. No $$ signs popping up in his eyes, no "cut of the punitive damages" thinks-bubble above his head. There is hope yet.

Now go sue the dentist :)

On an unrelated note, my birthday is Tuesday. Which will make me nineteen, true to my bio.

I went through the McDonald's drive thru for breakfast this morning, ordered the #2 Value Meal with small OJ instead of coffee, that is a biscuit with bacon, egg and cheese. I don't like the egg mcmuffin very much, on account of the egg is always overcooked.

Anyway, I get my sack and it weighs about four pounds, which seems much for what I ordered. Thinking I am getting away with screwing McDonalds, after decades of their screwing up my order, I speed away with the goods, thinking "Who knows what sort of goodies I have here, it will be a feast fit for the Gods!"

I get home and it turns out she gave me nine, yes NINE of the hash brown things. Now, what could possibly have been going through her head to decide "I think I'll give this guy nine hash browns?"

Only question I have is what the hell is that thing in the lavender, and does Cliff Yablonski know that it escaped from Appleton?

what the? damn floridians.

OK, it's Greek not Roman.

Those damn gods all seem the same to me anyway. Zeus, Jupiter, whatever.

It's all greek to me (*ba-dum ching*)

Feukulor - ah, hence the "old woman". Mmmmm-hm. Mine's Saturday. Dirty-three :D
I would recommend not staying sober, but you're in the US, so that sucks.

Here's a link about this guy's religion. Tried to put it in my last post, but it didn't want to behave.

Gojira XP- yes, cliff knows, and he's coming with his shotgun and his Chrysler.

Looking at those pictures of McDonalds products in the link, I remember what my boss at McDonalds said (gark - over 30 years ago): All of that crap was made in a test kitchen, where they baked their own buns, made their own paties, and of course used lettuce and cheese that never came within 50 miles of an actual store. What really got me though was that the patties were painted with vegetable oil to look more appetizing and, get this, each sesame seed was individually glued to the bun for maximum eye appeal. I would love to have a Farker buy a McDonalds product and present it next to its stylized conterpart. Note also that secret sauce (russian dressing) had not been invented yet. They used mayonaise that had vegetable gum as the third ingredient and several unpronouncable chemicals as you went down the list.

McDonalds fries went all to crap when they stopped using beef tallow as the major fry oil.

congrats, Labberdasher. And dont worry- the law cannot overwhelm the awe-inspiring power of FEUKULOR THE SODOMIZER!!

I get home and it turns out she gave me nine, yes NINE of the hash brown things.

Just out of curiousty, did you get your bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit as ordered, or just the nine hash browns.

She probably gave you somebody else's bag. Or maybe those were to be thrown away and were given to you accidently (in which case, I hope you didn't eat them).

mmmmm beeef tallloow (drools)

No, other than the nine hash browns the order was correct.

I got a small OJ, a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit, and nine hashbrowns.

Also, the hashbrowns were hot, the 1 1/2 I ate were good by McDonald's standards.

Gator8387:

I think she might have been hot for you, McDonalds chicks always lay hashbrowns on me when they're looking for a date.

OK once.

OK not even then, but its a thought.

Just not a very good one.

Oh speaking of Beef Tallow, I need to get a copy of "Billy the Beef Tallow Boy" one of my favorite Ren and Stimpy toons that didn't actually have Ren or Stimpy.

Every thing tastes better deep fried in Beef Tallow. Even a Chrysler.

Feukulor - thanks, you too.

".. THE SODOMIZER" ... heh. Okaaaay ... I'll be, um, "Labberdasher, born to be mild". Or something. [/blatant plagarism]

Soon we'll get to hear "McDonalds Horror Stories-Part MDXIII"
Or, "Why Beef Tallow is Better Than Vaseline".

Labberdasher- Feukulor the Sodomizer= some nonsense that popped into my head one day. "Wouldnt it be funny if there was a demon named...". And the rest is history.

Hahahahahahahahahaha....

*breathe*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Belongs in a hentai(sp?) tentacle-rape game, doesnt it?

Articles like this always remind me of the begining of an episode of Sliders I saw once...They were on a version of earth that had essentally been taken over by lawyers, and they would not sell the professor a hamburger without about a half-dozen diffrent forms.

My arteries were damaged by a properly prepared McDonald's bagel sandwich.

Can I sue?

Poe01- thats not so farfetched.

Yeah, but I hope not. The other thing that happend to them there was one of them accidently brushed by a lady, barely made contact, apologised, and went on their way. A lawyer (there were dozens of them just hanging around) immediately approached him, said that he should not have said anything to the woman to indicate that he had brushed against her, and offered to represent him in his soon to be upcoming personal injury suit. As I recall, he said sure, the they opened up the wormhole and left. best. exit. ever.

Wait- this was an "alternate' Earth? I thought you were talking about West L.A.! ;)

D-FENS!

That movie is the greatest movie ever made.

OK, I was playing around in TheBookPolice McD's link and I found this:
The McGourmet:

What's with the little McGuesha Eggs in the background?