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(Cape - Gazette)   A man breaks into your home. What's the first thing to do? Twitter about it, of course   (alleyinsider.com) divider line 60
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2009-03-11 11:21:37 AM
HA HA ALL YOUR HOUSE ARE BELONGING TO US!!
 
2009-03-11 11:28:00 AM
I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.
 
2009-03-11 11:43:23 AM
Eek, there's a tweaker stealing speakers from my theatre. Time to tweet about my week on twitter while I hide in the shiatter.
 
2009-03-11 12:00:04 PM
Twitter? What a horrible nickname for a shotgun.
 
2009-03-11 12:05:40 PM
Speedofdarkness: Twitter? What a horrible nickname for a shotgun.

I was talking with some people at the gunshow this weekend and we were discussing shotguns. One guys said that he doesn't like the Mossberg 500 because the action is too rough, making it hard to work one handed.

Guy One: Why would you be shooting a 500 one handed?
Guy Two: Because you have to keep one hand on the steering wheel.
Everyone in that group: *Stares at guy Two*

It was a fun weekend.
 
2009-03-11 12:24:07 PM
DaShredda: I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.

It's an easier way to see who the morons are. Like gangsters posting their stuff on myspace, and morons filming their crimes, and sometimes putting it on youtube.
 
2009-03-11 12:28:02 PM
Ooooh, now we get to feel superior for what social networking sites we don't belong to in this thread!
 
2009-03-11 12:29:14 PM
This guy seems retarded. Really f*cking retarded.
 
2009-03-11 12:31:13 PM
MNguy: This guy seems retarded. Really f*cking retarded.

Seems?
 
2009-03-11 12:32:02 PM
DaShredda: I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.

Me neither. This guy is the epitome of stupid. Too bad this didn't end in violent murder.

Oh god, he's stabbing me now. this hurts Waay more than I thought it would 60 minutes ago from Tweetie
 
2009-03-11 12:33:36 PM
Extraordinarily farking retarded. Goodness gracious, people, unplug once in a while!
 
2009-03-11 12:34:49 PM
This is pretty much the most ridiculous story I have ever read.
 
2009-03-11 12:41:13 PM
"AFK tornado"
 
2009-03-11 12:41:48 PM
www.paulbaker.net

/oblig
 
2009-03-11 12:42:58 PM
We've pasted David's updates below:

1. ok, maybe I should lock my door - I swear a random dude just walked into my bathroom and I can't believe I haven't freaked outabout 1 hour ago from Tweetie

2. and I can't believe I'm tweeting about it while he is waving a gun in my face and screaming at me -- in wonder of he is sleep walking - or if maybe I should freak outabout 1 hour ago from Tweetie

3. ok - he's still waving the gun and screaming and Im now tied up - he seems late 20s - hmmm what next ?about 1 hour ago from Tweetie

4. I'm thinking burglar/rapist cause I can smell lube - and I really am wondering why I haven't freaked the F out about 1 hour ago from Tweetie


5. maybe I should mention I live in a relatively rustic studio apartment in SF about 1 hour ago from Tweetie

6. he's now savagely beating me with his gun - wonder if that is complicating things for him - was gonna wait for him to untie me and kick him out about 1 hour ago from Tweetie

7. hmmm -- should I call the cops like you guys have recommended? Try not to pass out from blunt force truama? my gut tells me he's harmless about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
 
2009-03-11 12:43:25 PM
Remember - you can't spell TWITTER without TWIT!
 
2009-03-11 12:43:58 PM
DaShredda: I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.

says the guy wasting his time posting on FARK
 
2009-03-11 12:45:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZGCmZzZoqA
 
2009-03-11 12:50:13 PM
FTF..T?
glad that GF wasn't here

Yeah, you might have to act like a man.
 
2009-03-11 12:53:08 PM
 
TSE
2009-03-11 12:57:26 PM
HOAX
 
2009-03-11 12:57:57 PM
With technological dependence breeding idiots like this, I am reasonably certain I can attain the status of Emperor of the World within my lifetime. Who wants to be Prime Minister?
 
2009-03-11 01:03:04 PM
Who the hell gets on the internet when some drunk breaks into their house? Tool awards all around in my opinion.
 
2009-03-11 01:04:11 PM
DaShredda: I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.

I never understood people who say this. Its kinda like being proud of the fact that you're not toiled trained.
 
2009-03-11 01:09:12 PM
CastorPimp: DaShredda: I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.

says the guy wasting his time posting on FARK


I'd have to guess most people are farking while at work, or for a very short period of time while at home (or so I hope).

People LIVE on twitter, Facebook and Myspace. They update their every thought, action.

If "big brother" really wanted to know everything about you, they'd just develop the "social networking" phenomenon and database everything you enter...oh wait...
 
2009-03-11 01:13:41 PM
charlesmartel11235: DaShredda: I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.

I never understood people who say this. Its kinda like being proud of the fact that you're not toiled trained.


If you're going to equate toilet training with Twittering, you should probably choose a thread that doesn't involve a man twittering during a home break-in. This article is not exactly favorable toward the whole Twitter crowd.

And second, if you think the ability to use Twitter is on par with toilet training, then I must ask, you're not the COO of a Silicon Valley corporation are you? Do you live in a rustic apartment?
 
2009-03-11 01:15:00 PM
ihatedumbpeople: I'd have to guess most people are farking while at work

ya think?
 
2009-03-11 01:20:02 PM
DaShredda: I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.

But you understand the whole "post meaningless stuff on fark boards every single day" phenomenon?
 
2009-03-11 01:23:37 PM
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: charlesmartel11235: DaShredda: I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.

I never understood people who say this. Its kinda like being proud of the fact that you're not toiled trained.

If you're going to equate toilet training with Twittering, you should probably choose a thread that doesn't involve a man twittering during a home break-in. This article is not exactly favorable toward the whole Twitter crowd.

And second, if you think the ability to use Twitter is on par with toilet training, then I must ask, you're not the COO of a Silicon Valley corporation are you? Do you live in a rustic apartment?


And at the same time Blindly assuming that since a tech/software dose not apply to you it is useless is very stupid. While compairing it to toilet training was exessive, come on, encouraging igrnorance is kind of silly too.
 
2009-03-11 01:27:42 PM
What's this guy's address?
 
2009-03-11 01:30:48 PM
Thenewone: DaShredda: I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.

But you understand the whole "post meaningless stuff on fark boards every single day" phenomenon?


Twitter / Facebook / Myspace is for self-centered attention whores.

Fark (the threads, at least) is / are for people that like to argue with other people.
 
2009-03-11 01:33:14 PM
Lando Lincoln: Fark (the threads, at least) is / are for people that like to argue with other people.

NO way man!
 
2009-03-11 01:35:34 PM
That was either fake, or he had seen the guy around being a bum somewhere, or this guy has no sense of self-preservation whatsoever. I'm thinking faked.
 
2009-03-11 01:35:59 PM
San Francisco? This reaffirms my belief that everybody that lives there is a twatwaffle. Seattle too.
 
2009-03-11 01:37:59 PM
Someone should tweet, about how stupid this tweeter is for tweeting while someone drunkard obviously interrupted his dream about tweeting.
 
2009-03-11 01:44:22 PM
Wow, a free pass to beat the shiat out of a drunk asshole, and you blog about it instead. Boo.
 
2009-03-11 01:46:18 PM
What a moran. Too bad the hobo didn't kill him, it would have thinned out the gene pool.
 
2009-03-11 02:02:15 PM
So can this stupid fu*k make any decisions on his own anymore? Or does his whole life consist of apprising other assholes of his current situation and asking for their advice?

I'm fairly proud of being an adult with a brain, myself. But I guess it's not for everyone...
 
2009-03-11 02:03:04 PM
Lando Lincoln: Thenewone: DaShredda: I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.

But you understand the whole "post meaningless stuff on fark boards every single day" phenomenon?

Twitter / Facebook / Myspace is for self-centered attention whores.

Fark (the threads, at least) is / are for people that like to argue with other people.



No, I understand that, but I wasn't generalizing. I was talking about DaShredda. When it comes to self centered attention whores, he's got that down. Here are a few of his musings from today and yesterday. I've got him favorited because some of his stuff is just solid gold.

I have some friends who LOVE Disney.
They constantly save and go there for vacations and shiat, almost yearly.
I can't understand what the fascination is with it. Disney can eat a nutsack.

I don't like flaunting my shiat.
I do some farking fantastic work, but I'm not going to act all high and mighty because I was lucky enough to get a college education.


We threw out morality and replaced it with production.
You are tools.

Jim Cramer can suck a nut.
Him and the rest of the profiteering capitalists getting rich off of others hard work need to be skinned alive and rolled in salt.
 
2009-03-11 02:08:09 PM
DaShredda [TotalFark] Quote 2009-03-11 11:28:00 AM
I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.


It's easy. There are a few different types.

1. Attention whores. AKA people who think they are "that" important and that people actually care you are going to see your bf/gf/bros/hos this weekend.

2. People in bands, who think having an account will give them a edge on the other 10 million bands using the site.

3. people in a relationship with people who have an account, and the people with the account forced the non-account haver to get an account so their profiles could be linked/friended/whatever to let the world know they are together, said first person realizing that signing up for the account is easier than dealing with a pissed off significant other.

4. agoraphobics, use this to socialize and stave of suicide another day.

5. 22+ years old, they are trying to relieve all the greatness of highschool, where they were hip and cool and important; becuase they are now living in the real world where no one cares how they feel. Supervisors just want the report/paperwork/french fries done ASAP.

6. 14-22 years old. They follow any fads that make them seem cooler, sexier and older becuase in school popularity is only currency of value.

7. 9-13 years olds, they will follow any fad being done by 14-17 years olds.

8. sexual predators, looking for #7, and will settle for #6, not even interested in #5.

9. Police trying to catch #8, yet are somehow far less effective than Chris Hansen.

10. Famous people. They aren't actually on the site, but their assistant hired some company to update their information...and that's close enough.

/there you have it
 
2009-03-11 02:13:38 PM
Update: I woke up. I wonder where my panties are?! OMG WHAT A WILD NIGHT.

Update: Oh, found panties. Turns out I poopered myself. Like OMG EW!

Update: That's not my poop...

Update: Is someone in here?

Update: HELP! HELP! The call is coming from inside the house! from inside the--
 
2009-03-11 02:14:22 PM
mrtoadswildride: 5. 22+ years old, they are trying to relieve all the greatness of highschool, where they were hip and cool and important; becuase they are now living in the real world where no one cares how they feel. Supervisors just want the report/paperwork/french fries done ASAP.

You forgot about the 40+ crowd who are only joining because their kids are on it.

That's when all the 22-39 year olds start looking for another site because that one is no longer hip.
 
2009-03-11 02:16:42 PM
mrtoadswildride:
/there you have it


Awesome. I think I know some people who need to read that.
 
2009-03-11 02:38:46 PM
PenguinTheRed: With technological dependence breeding idiots like this, I am reasonably certain I can attain the status of Emperor of the World within my lifetime. Who wants to be Prime Minister?

Can I be in charge of weapons research under your administration?
 
2009-03-11 02:39:04 PM
MNguy: This guy seems retarded. Really f*cking retarded.

mrtoadswildride: DaShredda [TotalFark] Quote 2009-03-11 11:28:00 AM
I've never understood the whole Twitter/Facebook/Waste of Space phenomenon.


It's easy. There are a few different types.

1. Attention whores. AKA people who think they are "that" important and that people actually care you are going to see your bf/gf/bros/hos this weekend.

2. People in bands, who think having an account will give them a edge on the other 10 million bands using the site.

3. people in a relationship with people who have an account, and the people with the account forced the non-account haver to get an account so their profiles could be linked/friended/whatever to let the world know they are together, said first person realizing that signing up for the account is easier than dealing with a pissed off significant other.

4. agoraphobics, use this to socialize and stave of suicide another day.

5. 22+ years old, they are trying to relieve all the greatness of highschool, where they were hip and cool and important; becuase they are now living in the real world where no one cares how they feel. Supervisors just want the report/paperwork/french fries done ASAP.

6. 14-22 years old. They follow any fads that make them seem cooler, sexier and older becuase in school popularity is only currency of value.

7. 9-13 years olds, they will follow any fad being done by 14-17 years olds.

8. sexual predators, looking for #7, and will settle for #6, not even interested in #5.

9. Police trying to catch #8, yet are somehow far less effective than Chris Hansen.

10. Famous people. They aren't actually on the site, but their assistant hired some company to update their information...and that's close enough.

/there you have it


CAN I GET AN AMEN
 
2009-03-11 02:40:33 PM
Tired of hearing about twitter. I just don't get it.
 
2009-03-11 02:45:52 PM
www.uclick.com
 
2009-03-11 02:51:27 PM
CapitolG: NO way man!

It's true.
 
2009-03-11 02:56:59 PM
PenguinTheRed: With technological dependence breeding idiots like this, I am reasonably certain I can attain the status of Emperor of the World within my lifetime. Who wants to be Prime Minister?

the good news is you'll be emperor of the world, the bad news is you'll be emperor of the world full of said idiots.
 
2009-03-11 03:05:36 PM
TSE: HOAX

This

Isn't that just his buddy, and the whole thing is a publicity stunt for Revision3?
 
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