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(UPI)   Naked man challenges neighbors to karate fight, breaking several penal codes in the process   (upi.com) divider line
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2009-03-11 09:34:56 AM  
Methinks he uses drunken redneck style.
 
2009-03-11 10:11:42 AM  
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2009-03-11 10:45:44 AM  
Good headline.
Only one gag, but delivered with perfection.
 
2009-03-11 11:18:16 AM  
hehe subby said Penal
 
2009-03-11 11:18:40 AM  
Jones allegedly told officers that he knew leaving his house naked was illegal, but he came out anyway because he is a "serious martial artist."

I don't want to see his monkey style...
 
2009-03-11 11:19:29 AM  
Crazy Naked Men:
Another good reason to use pepper spray.
 
2009-03-11 11:20:34 AM  
+1 would lol again.

Sounds like this guy was rather testy to begin with.
 
2009-03-11 11:20:40 AM  
wonder if he showed the pork chop.
 
2009-03-11 11:20:43 AM  
sweep the leg
 
2009-03-11 11:21:05 AM  
Jones allegedly told officers that he knew leaving his house naked was illegal, but he came out anyway because he is a "serious martial artist."dumbass drunk.

Fixed that
 
2009-03-11 11:21:48 AM  
Isn't that Penile Code? (new window)
 
2009-03-11 11:22:56 AM  
Defend Yourself!

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2009-03-11 11:23:06 AM  
was he afflicted with bluedongitis?
 
2009-03-11 11:24:21 AM  

clipperbox: sweep the leg


That's not his leg. He's an amputee.
 
2009-03-11 11:26:24 AM  
Jones allegedly told officers that he knew leaving his house naked was illegal, but he came out anyway because he is a "serious martial artist."

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2009-03-11 11:26:32 AM  
Ha - good one subby
 
2009-03-11 11:27:42 AM  
What karate might look like:
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2009-03-11 11:28:03 AM  
Jones, of Gettysburg, was sentenced to one month in jail followed by two months of house arrest and 21 months of probation. He was also ordered to avoid contact with his neighbors and to pay a $200 fine.

A rather stiff penalty, in my opinion
 
2009-03-11 11:28:36 AM  
Three children less than 16 years of age were among those who saw him walk out of his house naked

Won't someone think of the children??!? This bastard is a dangerous sex offender, OMGZ!
 
2009-03-11 11:29:40 AM  
Naked man story good, but would be better if the ultraviolence was perpetrated by a naked man with a sword.

/and even better if it was his pork sword
 
hej
2009-03-11 11:29:49 AM  
Apparently they didn't have the balls to fight him.
 
JJR
2009-03-11 11:30:08 AM  
Well at least Gettysburg will now be known for something.
 
2009-03-11 11:30:13 AM  
I see he pulled out his katana first
 
2009-03-11 11:31:21 AM  

hej: Apparently they didn't have the balls to fight him.


It's hard to fight when you're rolling on the ground laughing your ass off.
 
2009-03-11 11:32:20 AM  
Taint no thing.
 
2009-03-11 11:33:24 AM  

gsteff: I see he pulled out his katana first


I would wager it was closer to a tanto than a katana ;)
 
2009-03-11 11:33:39 AM  
Alcohol was involved? Go figure.

Not that I'm a proponent of weed, I did partake of more than my fair share some years back. I can safely say, without a doubt, the the only thing I ever performed so much as a remotely aggressive act upon while stoned was a rather concerted effort to alter the existence of a package of Oreos and some Cheetos. Alcohol, however, fuels the desire in me to rule the world and declare myself Czar.

Particularly if we're talking about a good Reposado.

Personally I don't get why the one drug is illegal which generally causes no more than prolonged inactivity and consumption of junk food, and the other, which is legal, causes people to think a naked karate fight is a good idea, or maybe shoot the Missus in the face because she made a bad meatloaf.
 
2009-03-11 11:36:02 AM  
If he was circumcised, he could have used jewjitsu.
 
2009-03-11 11:38:20 AM  
Jones allegedly told officers that he knew leaving his house naked was illegal, but he came out anyway because he is a "serious martial artist."

Serious martial artist is serious.
 
2009-03-11 11:38:57 AM  

tortilla burger: gsteff: I see he pulled out his katana first

I would wager it was closer to a tanto than a katana ;)


LOL or a pocket knife!
 
2009-03-11 11:41:07 AM  
All that headline needs is "fat kid" and "lights self on fire" and I'd propose to it.
 
2009-03-11 11:42:51 AM  
I've done my fair share of various intoxicants, but I've never though stripping butt naked and fighting with neighbors/police/alligators was a good idea.

I must be missing that gene.
 
2009-03-11 11:44:08 AM  
"What is your major malfunction, nunchucks?"

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2009-03-11 11:49:40 AM  
My naked neighbor once challenged me to a karate fight, so he got a kick out of my replies.
 
2009-03-11 11:50:53 AM  
Did he use his staff?
 
2009-03-11 11:52:14 AM  
DO YOU WANT KARATE?
 
2009-03-11 11:52:24 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: Defend Yourself!


I've used that...
In class only...
Had it used against me in the same class, and I plan on using it in a fight if necessary.

/it's not fighting dirty
//it's fighting to win
 
2009-03-11 11:54:41 AM  
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"You can scare a big son of a biatch with a little pecker."
 
2009-03-11 11:57:55 AM  
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2009-03-11 11:59:23 AM  
Was he the same guy who tried to get someone to fight him outside a wal-mart? (old fark article)
 
2009-03-11 12:01:35 PM  
Penis
 
2009-03-11 12:01:48 PM  
Sybarite: It warms my heart to see that meme still alive and kicking.
 
2009-03-11 12:12:21 PM  
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A challenger appears.
 
2009-03-11 12:12:34 PM  
Penal=Penile. Get it? It's funny word play.
 
2009-03-11 12:16:52 PM  
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/approves
 
2009-03-11 12:16:58 PM  

Chrispit1: "You can scare a big son of a biatch with a little pecker."


winner

thread over

/penis
 
2009-03-11 12:23:30 PM  

unchellmatt: Alcohol was involved? Go figure.

Not that I'm a proponent of weed, I did partake of more than my fair share some years back. I can safely say, without a doubt, the the only thing I ever performed so much as a remotely aggressive act upon while stoned was a rather concerted effort to alter the existence of a package of Oreos and some Cheetos. Alcohol, however, fuels the desire in me to rule the world and declare myself Czar.

Particularly if we're talking about a good Reposado.

Personally I don't get why the one drug is illegal which generally causes no more than prolonged inactivity and consumption of junk food, and the other, which is legal, causes people to think a naked karate fight is a good idea, or maybe shoot the Missus in the face because she made a bad meatloaf.


Because the devil weed will turn all the white women to whores who will then have sex with all the blacks and mexicans and chinese.

JK. Really its illegal because alcohol companies and pharmaceutical companies don't want the competition. Also because the DEA likes being able to kick your door down at 3 am and kill your dog and grandmother and lock you up. Also because incarceration is a multi billion dollar a year industry.

Power and money my man. That what its all about.
 
2009-03-11 12:36:30 PM  
Put him in a body TEA bag, Johnny!

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2009-03-11 12:59:19 PM  
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We want chilly willy!
 
2009-03-11 01:03:54 PM  
you see, this man has the awesome martial arts power! the power of... nakedness.
and when people see his... nakedness. they are unable to fight him because of his... nakedness.
he feels sexyfull with his power, and he wants to know if other people feel sexyfull too.

this has to be what is actually going on in these naked people's heads, i swear. wasn't there some naked guy at a walmart parking lot challenging people to "ultimate fight" with him just a little while ago? is it the same guy?
and what of donuts?! what?!
 
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