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(ABC)   Eight disabled hotties compete in Britain's Missing Top Model where they will be "whittled down through a series of challenges." Perhaps whittled down isn't the best choice of words   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 48
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2009-03-11 12:18:46 AM  
Wood eye hit it? I don't know, depends on how whittled down they are.
 
2009-03-11 12:35:59 AM  
I'd bet that they'd be easier to hold down.
 
2009-03-11 12:53:23 AM  
"On the one hand [the goal of the show] is to give the girls taking part a shot in the mainstream industry. On the other, it's to challenge general perceptions of what is and isn't beautiful," said co-executive producer Doug James.

Oh come on now, those kinds of sly, verbal barbs are just underhanded.
 
2009-03-11 12:56:32 AM  
I clicked for missing top models, and I'm not leaving until I sees them.

/seriously though, WTF is "missing top models" implying?
 
2009-03-11 01:33:10 AM  
I used to date a gal in high school that only had one arm. Well, arm and a half. She didn't get an arm chopped off or anything, but had a little six inch tyrannosaurus arm that was a birth defect.

She was cute overall, but just had a little tyrannosaurus arm with a thumb and two fingers on it.

We went to a party once and were jumping on a trampoline, she kept falling over because she couldn't maintain balance, which I thought was funny as hell. Mostly because she kept flailing her big arm as she fell over. It looked kind of like a Bugs Bunny cartoon when they fall off of a cliff.

Also, when we broke up, she kept trying to hit me, which made me feel like Bruce Lee, 'cause how hard is it to block one arm? In case you don't know, it ain't very hard. Whupaw! Whupaw!

There were plusses since I had a place that I could lean when I nailed her. Doggy wasn't doable, for the same reason that three wheelers aren't around anymore. Bad stability. It did, however, get irritating when I'd typewriter her into the headboard. I guess one less arm cause much less sheet friction.

My biggest regret is that I never asked her to jerk me off with her little two fingered + thumb hand. Can you imagine how soft that would be? I will never get that opportunity again.
 
2009-03-11 01:54:45 AM  
Thanks Subby, you made one little girl in a wheel chair happy.
 
2009-03-11 02:31:59 AM  
Did subby not notice the date on TFA?
 
2009-03-11 06:20:09 AM  
It would be so much easier to hold the girl in front of you when you if she was missing heavy bits like legs.
 
2009-03-11 06:35:25 AM  
WhyteRaven74: Did subby not notice the date on TFA?

Time is relative. And only a theory at that. The real concern here is won't this frighten the children?
 
2009-03-11 06:47:36 AM  
teto85: Thanks Subby, you made one little girl in a wheel chair happy.

Glanced at your profile... you're a second wife? How many does he currently have?

In further news, most of these models are just gorgeous.
a.abcnews.go.com
 
2009-03-11 06:56:32 AM  
July 1st 2008?

/watched a few episodes last year
//old news yadda yadda
 
2009-03-11 06:59:48 AM  
 
2009-03-11 07:07:56 AM  
i hate to be the "old news" guy, but this is olllld news. The show has aired and finished already months ago.

I'm sure there was a fark thread already.

None of the chicks were all that cute, but the American with the neurological disorder was an exceptional skanky ho....

in a good way!
 
DOW
2009-03-11 07:41:11 AM  
i22.photobucket.com

Creepy laughs at them.
 
2009-03-11 08:15:04 AM  
img15.imageshack.us
 
2009-03-11 08:16:19 AM  
woman in the wheelchair, how you doin?
 
2009-03-11 08:22:09 AM  
How wonderful! I think all of these girls deserve a hand.
 
2009-03-11 08:48:07 AM  
El_Swino: How wonderful! I think all of these girls deserve a hand.

www.austinchronicle.com
 
2009-03-11 08:49:22 AM  
i24.photobucket.com
 
2009-03-11 09:09:26 AM  
Disabled hottie? That's one of them there ox morons. Like jumbo shrimp. . .
 
2009-03-11 09:12:50 AM  
I'm sure there's somebody out there on the internet whose ultimate fantasy is to have a pretty lady drag her arm stump up and down their body, but I'm not that guy. I'm fine with the cripples, deaf girls, and semi-paralyzed ones though.
 
2009-03-11 09:49:31 AM  
Wheelchair hottie is hot!
 
2009-03-11 09:55:18 AM  
I'd totally wreck that chick.
 
2009-03-11 10:04:03 AM  
FTA: Rebecca Legon, left, has a prosthetic leg.
Legon? Seriously?
 
2009-03-11 10:09:38 AM  
Some beautiful women there. Good for them for having the courage to display their beauty despite the inevitable cheap shots (I'm not complaining about the puns here -- many disabled people don't take themselves too seriously anyway and will make similar jokes). I once dated a girl with a misshapen leg and it didn't detract from her desirability at all, at least to me.
 
2009-03-11 10:16:22 AM  
MisterLoki: FTA: Rebecca Legon, left, has a prosthetic leg.
Legon? Seriously?


"Apply directly to stump"
 
2009-03-11 10:18:49 AM  
There's a fine line between love and pain.
Especially when you're getting stumpfarked by an amputee.
 
2009-03-11 10:28:34 AM  
Zabbadizzat: I used to date a gal in high school that only had one arm. Well, arm and a half. She didn't get an arm chopped off or anything, but had a little six inch tyrannosaurus arm that was a birth defect.

She was cute overall, but just had a little tyrannosaurus arm with a thumb and two fingers on it.

We went to a party once and were jumping on a trampoline, she kept falling over because she couldn't maintain balance, which I thought was funny as hell. Mostly because she kept flailing her big arm as she fell over. It looked kind of like a Bugs Bunny cartoon when they fall off of a cliff.

Also, when we broke up, she kept trying to hit me, which made me feel like Bruce Lee, 'cause how hard is it to block one arm? In case you don't know, it ain't very hard. Whupaw! Whupaw!

There were plusses since I had a place that I could lean when I nailed her. Doggy wasn't doable, for the same reason that three wheelers aren't around anymore. Bad stability. It did, however, get irritating when I'd typewriter her into the headboard. I guess one less arm cause much less sheet friction.

My biggest regret is that I never asked her to jerk me off with her little two fingered + thumb hand. Can you imagine how soft that would be? I will never get that opportunity again.


I can't stop laughing. It was the whupaw! that did it.
 
2009-03-11 10:38:04 AM  
Where is this "Britian" you speak of, ABC?
 
2009-03-11 10:49:11 AM  
Will this show do well? I just don't know. I'm stumped.
 
2009-03-11 10:51:49 AM  
FTFA: Kelly Knox, left, was born without a left forearm.

This statement implies that while she was born without a left forearm, she still has a left hand and wrist.

/sounds like a reject from the Guild of Calamatous Intent
//That being said, I think that's a wonderful idea. Just because a woman is disabled doesn't mean she can't be beautiful
 
2009-03-11 10:52:27 AM  
sprag: MisterLoki: FTA: Rebecca Legon, left, has a prosthetic leg.
Legon? Seriously?

"Apply directly to stump"


Win.
 
2009-03-11 11:08:11 AM  
sprag: MisterLoki: FTA: Rebecca Legon, left, has a prosthetic leg.
Legon? Seriously?

"Apply directly to stump"


DUDE!
No girl goes Stump to mouth.
 
2009-03-11 11:32:59 AM  
How long before they start showing up in foobies links?
 
2009-03-11 12:14:01 PM  
DOW: Creepy laughs at them.

source?
 
2009-03-11 12:39:55 PM  
I see nubbin wrong with that.
 
2009-03-11 12:53:04 PM  
Ms August, 1987, is a paraplegic as a result of a car accident, and eminently hittable.

Probably NWS: Sharry Konopski.
 
2009-03-11 01:29:03 PM  
Heroic Poser: sprag: MisterLoki: FTA: Rebecca Legon, left, has a prosthetic leg.
Legon? Seriously?

"Apply directly to stump"

DUDE!
No girl goes Stump to mouth.

This girl would beg to differ

NSFW!!


 
2009-03-11 01:30:11 PM  
Fail..... url had shiat in the address
 
2009-03-11 01:46:35 PM  
I am sexually disabled. I repulse women from hundreds of feet away with my friend-o-ray.
 
2009-03-11 02:10:27 PM  
I've never spoken publically about this, but, I have a thing for deaf chicks. Seriously, that one deaf actress that's on t.v. every once in a while gets me going, big time. Something about a woman that can yell for me from the other room that just drives me wild!!!
 
2009-03-11 03:03:25 PM  
NSFW (new window)
 
2009-03-11 03:04:00 PM  
That coward David Lopan: I've never spoken publically about this, but, I have a thing for deaf chicks. Seriously, that one deaf actress that's on t.v. every once in a while gets me going, big time. Something about a woman that can yell for me from the other room that just drives me wild!!!

A buddy of mine dated a deaf chick for quite a while. He said she liked it in her ear because she kept turning her head.
 
2009-03-11 04:38:58 PM  
I came here for links to nugget porn. I'm leaving disappointed.
 
2009-03-11 09:04:07 PM  
That coward David Lopan: I've never spoken publically about this, but, I have a thing for deaf chicks. Seriously, that one deaf actress that's on t.v. every once in a while gets me going, big time. Something about a woman that can yell for me from the other room that just drives me wild!!!

Shoshannah Stern?
i193.photobucket.com
 
2009-03-11 09:26:28 PM  
raversuck: NSFW (new window)

The limb that she's missing is currently hanging between my legs. I'd be happy to give it to her, too. Repeatedly.
 
2009-03-11 11:25:26 PM  
Do deaf girls really count against against the paralyzed/missing limb ones? I mean, the deaf ones have all their body parts, etc.
 
2009-03-11 11:57:59 PM  
British: Do deaf girls really count against against the paralyzed/missing limb ones? I mean, the deaf ones have all their body parts, etc.

What?
 
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