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(Tampa Bay Online)   Floridiot charged with aggravated battery after he shot a man who was trying to enter his car while he was having sex with the victim's girlfriend   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 65
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2009-03-11 01:34:34 AM  
subby and author need to lay off the pronouns.

/headline and his article hurt he the her brain
 
2009-03-11 01:51:14 AM  
*Reads TFA*

OK, now I get it.
 
2009-03-11 01:56:05 AM  
Read that as "Forida DOT" as in department of transportation, subby...

Then I unretarded and read it properly.
 
2009-03-11 01:56:21 AM  
I like how the woman had to ID the guy she was farking from mugshots.

Menage-a-taurus?
 
2009-03-11 01:58:48 AM  
waitaminute....

guy gives better nookie than the BF.

BF busts in on the scene, guy (wrongly?) shoots him.

biatch rats guy out????

guy must have a bigger wang than BF, but then why the fark is woman ratting out the guy instead of the BF?

/oh, wait, there's a woman involved. sense and logic have no place here, florida or otherwise
//mystery solved
 
2009-03-11 01:59:25 AM  
I don't think either guy really did anything wrong in the heat of the moment. Clearly the woman is to blame for this.
 
2009-03-11 01:59:39 AM  
There are at least three people in this article that should be shot.
 
2009-03-11 02:00:16 AM  
Did a three year old write this artile that tried to break into my brain as I shot a load at the brain.
 
2009-03-11 02:02:09 AM  
sheikmagnet: There are at least three people in this article that should be shot.

Ding!
 
2009-03-11 02:03:49 AM  
The boyfriend's name is Robin? That's stupid.

I also like how the defendant and victim are both named, but not the cheating girlfriend. Awesome.
 
2009-03-11 02:04:40 AM  
I think that the boner acted appropriately.
 
2009-03-11 02:04:53 AM  
img18.imageshack.us

What an aggravated battery may look like
 
2009-03-11 02:05:59 AM  
Shoulda offered to DP her.

That always works in the movies.
 
2009-03-11 02:07:39 AM  
"Floridiot" Nice... +1 Subby.
 
2009-03-11 02:08:41 AM  
-I see a really awkward dinner coming up...
 
2009-03-11 02:09:24 AM  
REDARMYVODKA: waitaminute....

guy gives better nookie than the BF.

BF busts in on the scene, guy (wrongly?) shoots him.

biatch rats guy out????

guy must have a bigger wang than BF, but then why the fark is woman ratting out the guy instead of the BF?

/oh, wait, there's a woman involved. sense and logic have no place here, florida or otherwise
//mystery solved


hahahahahah women are crazy.
 
2009-03-11 02:11:27 AM  
Car_Ramrod: The boyfriend's name is Robin? That's stupid.

I also like how the defendant and victim are both named, but not the cheating girlfriend. Awesome.


Good point. Nothing in this story indicates it was rape, so why wasn't she named?
 
2009-03-11 02:11:51 AM  
I got the feeling that it was a concerned neighbor that alerted the police...

And his only crime was shooting too soon..?
 
2009-03-11 02:14:25 AM  
1. Was she hot?

2. FTFA - "The woman was on Guardado's lap in the driver's side of his 2007 Dodge Ram"
Dodge Ram is a pretty good name for a peni if you ax me...
 
2009-03-11 02:15:25 AM  
As long as the guy banging the girlfriend had a permit for the gun, he didn't really do anything wrong. Other than having sex in a car parked on a public street.

Some pissed off dude was banging on his truck window. Florida takes a pretty liberal (not Liberal) view on the stand-your-ground law. The guy was justified given the facts he had at the time.


lasercannon: I don't think either guy really did anything wrong in the heat of the moment. Clearly the woman is to blame for this.


This is what you get for becoming emotional attached to a whore who would bang another dude in his truck in front of her house.
 
2009-03-11 02:18:52 AM  
Hot Carl To Go: I like how the woman had to ID the guy she was farking from mugshots.

Menage-a-taurus?


Nice.
 
2009-03-11 02:19:12 AM  
So, did he cum or what?
 
2009-03-11 02:20:07 AM  
You have invented my new favorite word, Subby.
 
2009-03-11 02:20:41 AM  
Grey Street: So, did he cum or what?

He got a shot off...
 
2009-03-11 02:21:45 AM  
Grey Street: So, did he cum or what?

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
 
2009-03-11 02:22:58 AM  
somebody wrote:

sense and logic have no place here

That goes for everything related to government and/or religion.

Notice how the United States government is spending trillions to fix the problem that the very same stupid spending caused, via the government-run Fannie May and Freddie Mac, AIG, etc....

You can't tax your way out of a depression.
 
2009-03-11 02:32:37 AM  
An antecedent a day keeps the pronouns at bay. Once again I lose hope for a literate future.
 
HBK
2009-03-11 02:46:53 AM  
bmihura: somebody wrote:

sense and logic have no place here

That goes for everything related to government and/or religion.

Notice how the United States government is spending trillions to fix the problem that the very same stupid spending caused, via the government-run Fannie May and Freddie Mac, AIG, etc....

You can't tax your way out of a depression.


Are you in the wrong thread, or are you just a douchebag?
 
2009-03-11 02:48:09 AM  
i71.photobucket.com
 
2009-03-11 03:07:55 AM  
Jeez, talk about a bad day. Your girlfriend is cheating on you and you're shot by her lover. That can't be good for morale.
 
2009-03-11 03:21:00 AM  
Florida is just dominating at this point.
 
2009-03-11 03:22:35 AM  
I blame the girlfriend, not bush...



/or obama
 
2009-03-11 03:24:44 AM  
I'm in shock as to why the perp admitted anything. Seems to be not much of a case without a confession.
 
2009-03-11 03:37:52 AM  
i liked the part where she identified the guy by looking at mugshots---i wonder if it was a girlfriend, or one that you can rent by the hour.
 
2009-03-11 03:47:37 AM  
Sounds like a redneck version of "As the World Turns."
 
2009-03-11 04:24:13 AM  
Let the biatch go, she ain't worth it.
 
2009-03-11 04:26:22 AM  
Hey - if you saw your chick banging some guy across the street in a truck you would try to open the door too.

People who cheat deserve to die lonely and sad.
 
2009-03-11 04:44:50 AM  
johndalek: i liked the part where she identified the guy by looking at mugshots---i wonder if it was a girlfriend, or one that you can rent by the hour.

this
 
2009-03-11 05:39:29 AM  
mikefinch: Hey - if you saw your chick banging some guy across the street in a truck you would try to open the door too.

People who cheat deserve to die lonely and sad.


No, I wouldn't go banging on some guys truck/car/house etc.

If I saw my woman bangin another dude it's "Take your shiat and GTFO"

As a man you do one of two things in life. You either learn that loose women are nothing to lose sleep over or you lose your goddamned mind.
 
2009-03-11 05:51:04 AM  
Why is a 29 year old having sex in his farking truck? Get a room, you cheap pr**k, and maybe you won't get shot.

She had to ID her sex partner from photos? He was that bad that she forgot what he looked like so soon? Forgetting his name I can see, but not what he looked like, unless he was one of many that night.
 
2009-03-11 06:28:48 AM  
Jamieboy: Why is a 29 year old having sex in his farking truck? Get a room, you cheap pr**k, and maybe you won't get shot.


He wasn't the one who got shot, he did the shooting. Lucky it wasn't a smart guy he cuckolded, though. I'd have crashed my car into the driver's side mid whoopie and then given the florida tag a run for it's money against the scary.
 
2009-03-11 06:29:52 AM  
I guess Aggravated battery is better than attempted murder/ MOst of the time if you shoot and kill someone in self defense you still will be charged with something which is later thrown out or the charge is lowered to something else. People who believe you just walk away scott free from any shooting for any reason are mistaken...

This guy clipped the dude in the arm who was trying to break into his truck. He will get in trouble in the end for not reporting the shooting to the cops and fleeing the scene.
 
2009-03-11 07:01:00 AM  
Hot Carl To Go: I like how the woman had to ID the guy she was farking from mugshots.

Yeah, I still can't quite figure that one out.
 
2009-03-11 07:46:41 AM  
yarnothuntin: Hot Carl To Go: I like how the woman had to ID the guy she was farking from mugshots.

Yeah, I still can't quite figure that one out.


Its simple... she is a HOOKER.
 
2009-03-11 08:09:47 AM  
Her in Oklahoma if someone opens your car door to get at you. you can kill them without being charged, \As it should be.
If the boy friend wanted her back he should have waited for the guy to finish.
 
2009-03-11 08:21:02 AM  
First I was thinking WTF but the Florida explained everything.
 
2009-03-11 08:44:57 AM  
The douchebaggery in this story boggles the mind. . .

Dude baggin' a `hoe in his truck. . .

Dude shoots `hoe's BF banging on door. . .

'Hoe rats out dude. . .

My head hurts. . .

Florida is shaped like a limp p**ker for a reason. . .
 
2009-03-11 08:50:06 AM  
flacidbob: People who believe you just walk away scott free from any shooting for any reason are mistaken...

In many states with castle laws, you do "just walk away scott free". I'm too lazy to look Florida's law up but here's the pertinent part of Alabama's castle law.

(d) A person who uses force, including deadly physical force, as justified and permitted in this section is immune from criminal prosecution and civil action for the use of such force, unless the force was determined to be unlawful.
 
2009-03-11 09:00:28 AM  
I hope he cracked the window open so that all the stank was let out.
 
2009-03-11 09:05:59 AM  
spickus: flacidbob: People who believe you just walk away scott free from any shooting for any reason are mistaken...

In many states with castle laws, you do "just walk away scott free". I'm too lazy to look Florida's law up but here's the pertinent part of Alabama's castle law.

(d) A person who uses force, including deadly physical force, as justified and permitted in this section is immune from criminal prosecution and civil action for the use of such force, unless the force was determined to be unlawful.


Uh, even if you could claim a car falls under the castle law ( which is probably doesn't if it's not parked on private property ) all the guy did was rap on the window. That does not constitute provocation.
 
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