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(some girl) Weeners Equal opportunity- weeners for the girls not safe for work   ( divider line
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19826 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Feb 2003 at 4:15 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-01 11:24:38 PM  
Since when are women into Gay Porn?
2003-02-02 04:18:21 AM  
WTF does this link have to do with winners?
2003-02-02 04:32:23 AM  
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2003-02-02 04:32:53 AM  
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2003-02-02 04:33:10 AM  

After poking around a little I found a few good pics, but they are hard to find amid all the links to pay sites. And while Mozilla protects me, I'm betting there are a ton of popups to annoy all you silly folks hanging on to IE.

Does any one acually look at ther Weener sites before posting them? Or does the promise of man meat = automatic posting.

Good think I can see a more impressive weener by walking into the next room! Being married is so cool, sex on demand! Whoo hoo!

2003-02-02 04:39:42 AM  
Good think I can see a more impressive weener by walking into the next room!

Um, then why are you talking about how you surfed around on this site?

I'm honestly curious.
2003-02-02 04:40:18 AM  
This is a gem: weeners for the girls. Since when does Fark cater to weeners for the guys?

Nevermind. Don't answer that question.
2003-02-02 04:44:49 AM  
That can't be right. I only clicked 218 times.
2003-02-02 04:54:16 AM  
Good think I can see a more impressive weener by walking into the next room! Being married is so cool, sex on demand!

Uh, women can pretty much have sex on demand whether they're married or not. Just ask a guy if they'd like to come home with you. :)
2003-02-02 05:01:03 AM  
MINE EYES! NOOOOOO! God they have to make that wiener warning a little bit bigger, I don't want that to happen again. I pray that's the only reason it's been clicked on by so many people.
2003-02-02 05:02:45 AM  
This is a stupid, misleading link. Mods should instead save their apparently precious time and not even bother clicking the links. Instead, just post any spam link they find in their mailbox titled "FREE XXX DONKEY INCEST GAY PORN, CLICK HERE!"

2003-02-02 05:06:06 AM  
On a side note, I'm currently drinking a bottle of Kilians Red Lager that has a disturbing stencil which reads, "MAR09 096".

Is this beer almost 7 years old?
2003-02-02 05:07:12 AM  
Hi Decker12

Mods don't post articles.
Glad to see in you fervor to join, that you didn't read the FARG
2003-02-02 05:14:09 AM  
Yeah, I mistyped that. I meant to say something less subtle and more to the point:



The ALL CAPS were necessary, as whoever the mods have been in the past few months have been utterly dreadful. I'm suprised this link wasn't also a repeat from ~1/2/03.
2003-02-02 05:19:58 AM  
Sheesh man
Mods have no say on what is accepted.
Admins are the ones who do that.
FARQ. It's up there to the left
2003-02-02 05:26:23 AM  
I think it must be my outdated beer (see above) that is the cause of my terminology mixup.

I'll cross my fingers and hope and pray that the people who scrutinize and post the links we all click on at tighten it up a bit, before all of us link-happy freeloaders decide to go (nowhere) else for our daily dose of useless links and pointless information.
2003-02-02 05:29:58 AM  
Anyway, that was a scary introduction to the weeenie links.

I didnt now there were ads off the main page till I read the posts. Honest.

2003-02-02 05:47:19 AM  
02-02-03 05:14:09 AM Decker12

Wow, someone's a little cranky tonight.
2003-02-02 06:06:20 AM  
chicks hang out here...fap fap fap
2003-02-02 06:31:58 AM  
Aaahh come on the pics weren't all that bad. See:

Just don't click on the gay porn links, unless of course thats your thing....
2003-02-02 06:33:01 AM  
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2003-02-02 07:01:17 AM  
As we say in Dutch: GETSIE
2003-02-02 07:53:35 AM  
These boys are way too meaty.
2003-02-02 09:40:21 AM  
OK. Enough gay weeners! If y'all wanna see a hot nudie:

Brad Pitt nekkid

Beware, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Oh yeah, plus you gotta wade through a giant photo of Gwyneth and her furry beaver, but just look at the bottom left of the page for Brad's heavenly glory. Ay carumba!
2003-02-02 09:56:35 AM  
Thanks~that'll carry me through a whole day at work.
2003-02-02 11:34:33 AM  
mmmmmmmm... Gwenyth.. clicking the comments instead of the link was worth it
2003-02-02 12:13:28 PM  
IE/Netscape users whining about popups in 3...2...1...
2003-02-02 12:18:05 PM  
DaCricket: God is good, eh?
2003-02-02 12:18:29 PM  
That Gwyneth picture has me wondering what she was going to write about after getting the pen & notebook.
2003-02-02 12:18:43 PM  
I thought the page was... very mediocre.

You can get better pics in the chatrooms just by clicking on profiles.
2003-02-02 12:49:46 PM  
candypink- that Gwenyth picture helps me understand why she said that brazillian waxes changed her life.
2003-02-02 02:08:02 PM  
i dont think the farkettes are going to complain about popups in a weeners link.
2003-02-02 02:14:40 PM  

Um, then why are you talking about how you surfed around on this site?

Well, he was asleep. I have to let him rest sometime!

Besides, there's an old saying "Desarrollo el apetito en la calle, pero como en la casa!"(doesn't quite sound right in english).

2003-02-02 03:29:10 PM  

You rock.

DaCricket that is one helluva picture.
2003-02-02 03:38:33 PM  
And Tom Cruise still insists that he isn't gay
2003-02-02 05:43:34 PM  
Oh yeah, plus you gotta wade through a giant photo of Gwyneth and her furry beaver.

That is among the funniest things I have ever read at Fark.
2003-02-02 06:01:49 PM  
Thanks for making my day, Otisburg.
2003-02-02 06:13:20 PM  
Brendan Fraser has a tiny little nakkid guy bending over in his navel.
I hope he finds what he's looking for.
2003-02-02 06:19:23 PM  
Wading through beaver....???? Oh no. Me thinks not.
2003-02-02 07:31:15 PM  
HOLY SHIAT!! Is that Mike Piazza on the left?
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I guess the rumors are true!
2003-02-02 08:13:40 PM  
That is Piazza! But where's Bradshaw, Emmitt and Alf?
2003-02-02 08:19:57 PM  
Sugarsmack, you're right!!
2003-02-02 10:37:13 PM  
Thank you. Thankyouverymuch! Glad I was able to entertain y'all. I'll be here all week, be sure to try the veal. :)
2003-02-02 10:38:22 PM  

That was way too funny!

And, yes, sadly ladies, most good-looking male atheletes are gay. Guess you'll just have to make do with us non-talented guys.
2003-02-02 11:22:23 PM  

riiight, because that's the only reason I'm not hooked up with Mike Piazza right now. heh.
2003-02-03 02:05:19 AM  
And, yes, sadly ladies, most good-looking male atheletes are gay.

Sergei isn't.
2003-02-03 08:37:27 AM  
I've been patiently waiting for a good weener link and this one wasn't too bad. However, is it possible to get one without pics of guys gettin' it on with each other? Is that too much to ask? It kind of ruins the moment.
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