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(Yahoo)   Octo Mom alone again. You know, except for the 14 kids and Ed McMahon delivering her monthly welfare check   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line
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2009-03-08 08:29:35 PM  
Yet another person comes to their senses.

/I really hope this is the beginning of the end of her celebrity.
//Unfortunately we're probably still due for a blurb once the state intervenes.
 
2009-03-08 08:34:41 PM  
Goddamnitsomuch.

Is it too much too ask that this degenerate skank go DIAF somewhere?

Please? I'm willing to cash in a few karma points for it.
 
2009-03-08 09:12:29 PM  
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2009-03-08 09:20:39 PM  
How are the babies doing, though?
 
2009-03-08 09:51:30 PM  

TSD: This morning, I had the OctoMom Breakfast Special at Denny's....8 eggs, no sausage, and another table pays for it

//all week. I'll be here.


did it look like this?

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2009-03-08 10:04:59 PM  
I would hit it
 
2009-03-08 10:11:01 PM  

Klippoklondike: I would hit it


She wouldn't let you. She's above that.
 
2009-03-08 10:11:35 PM  
I know that great minds talk about ideas, average minds talk about events, and small minded people talk about other people. So it pains me to say I'm dying to know what that assistant saw and heard, I want her parents to write a book, and when one of her kids eventually writes a tell-all, I'll read that too. I don't want her to get any of the money mind you, but I can't pretend to not be insanely curious.
 
2009-03-08 10:13:01 PM  
cryinoutloud

She wouldn't let you. She's above that.

But she's crazy and crazy chicks are fun...:(
 
2009-03-08 10:18:26 PM  
There needs to be some way to make the "doctor" who performed her procedure fiscally responsible for those 8 kids until they are 18. For their whole life if any turn out to be "special".

And she needs some sort of temporary hysterectomy until such time she can tote the note on the ones she already has.
 
2009-03-08 10:18:55 PM  
Klippoklondike:
cryinoutloud

She wouldn't let you. She's above that.

But she's crazy and crazy chicks are fun...:(


Not always. Remember Lorena Bobbitt as an example where crazy chicks are not fun at all.
 
2009-03-08 10:20:22 PM  

Klippoklondike: But she's crazy and crazy chicks are fun...:(


yeah, but she is the kind of crazy that had 14 kids via invitro fertilization becuase she didn't want to have sex. So good luck with that...
 
2009-03-08 10:25:02 PM  
Klippoklondike:
cryinoutloud


She wouldn't let you. She's above that.

But she's crazy and crazy chicks are fun...:(

Not always. Remember Lorena Bobbitt as an example where crazy chicks are not fun at all.


Good point!

Where are child services when you need them? I always hear horror stories about child services taking kids away for the stupidest of reasons. This is definitely not one of those situations!
 
2009-03-08 10:28:23 PM  

jrshull: There needs to be some way to make the "doctor" who performed her procedure fiscally responsible for those 8 kids until they are 18. For their whole life if any turn out to be "special".

And she needs some sort of temporary hysterectomy until such time she can tote the note on the ones she already has.


While I agree with the general sentiment of your post, I don't think you're real familiar with what a hysterectomy does. Let me put it this way: ever heard of a temporary appendectomy? Didn't think so. Same thing with a hysterectomy. All the shiat comes out. You might be confusing a hysterectomy with the procedure that is commonly call "having your tubes tied".
 
2009-03-08 10:34:13 PM  
Ed McMahon has phenmonia.. he's not delivering anything.
 
2009-03-08 10:34:20 PM  

matt2891: While I agree with the general sentiment of your post, I don't think you're real familiar with what a hysterectomy does. Let me put it this way: ever heard of a temporary appendectomy? Didn't think so. Same thing with a hysterectomy. All the shiat comes out. You might be confusing a hysterectomy with the procedure that is commonly call "having your tubes tied".


Hyperbole (pops)

/Stay in school. Pay better attention in English class.
 
2009-03-08 10:36:46 PM  
damn, one step closer to winning a bet, all she has to do is eat ONE of them I get 50$
 
2009-03-08 10:37:29 PM  
Ok ok ok, i'll set my heart on some other crazy d-list celebrity chick.

How about Lisa Nowak?
 
2009-03-08 10:42:12 PM  

BalugaJoe: phenmonia


?!
 
2009-03-08 10:47:45 PM  
As far as I saw, no big 'deals' were rolling in... so who was going to pay the publicist anyway?
 
2009-03-08 10:55:26 PM  

wantyou2wantme: As far as I saw, no big 'deals' were rolling in... so who was going to pay the publicist anyway?


He was probably taking/going to take 20-30% off the top of any deal.
 
2009-03-08 10:55:54 PM  
/Looking for Robbie the Reindeer's OctoMonkey
//Best I could find... http://www.devoutdolls.com/octobabies.htm
 
2009-03-08 10:57:20 PM  
As far as I saw, no big 'deals' were rolling in... so who was going to pay the publicist anyway?

I am guessing this leech was working on contingency... why would a non-celebrity need a publicist? To help them become a celebrity and cash in on it. I am now guessing that this leech in question not only got sick of dealing with this farking nutbag, but also saw no dollar signs in the near future.
 
2009-03-08 10:59:08 PM  
Too bad we don't have freak shows anymore; she could send them off with the circus.

Profit, and no more having to actually take care of them.
 
2009-03-08 11:00:26 PM  
Only one way to deal with "people" like this:

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2009-03-08 11:01:12 PM  

thomps: TSD: This morning, I had the OctoMom Breakfast Special at Denny's....8 eggs, no sausage, and another table pays for it

//all week. I'll be here.

did it look like this?


I love that commercial more than a sane person should.
 
2009-03-08 11:01:59 PM  

Grunt2006: As far as I saw, no big 'deals' were rolling in... so who was going to pay the publicist anyway?

I am guessing this leech was working on contingency... why would a non-celebrity need a publicist? To help them become a celebrity and cash in on it. I am now guessing that this leech in question not only got sick of dealing with this farking nutbag, but also saw no dollar signs in the near future.


I have no idea if this publicist was a "established" publicist, but, as of this point I think all this woman is going to be able to get is newbie publicists taking it on a contingency basis who are trying to get their first big client. Nobody who has an existing good career as a publicist will take her on at this point, at least if they have any brains.
 
2009-03-08 11:05:09 PM  
These stories continue to fill me with artificial concern.
 
2009-03-08 11:06:46 PM  

Larry Mahnken: thomps: TSD: This morning, I had the OctoMom Breakfast Special at Denny's....8 eggs, no sausage, and another table pays for it

//all week. I'll be here.

did it look like this?

I love that commercial more than a sane person should.


It's not just for breakfast anymore...

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2009-03-08 11:08:44 PM  
Oh no...?
 
2009-03-08 11:14:13 PM  
Radaronline MUST be giving her some cash.
 
2009-03-08 11:15:45 PM  
Showbiz?
 
2009-03-08 11:19:33 PM  

PainInTheASP: Yet another person comes to their senses.

/I really hope this is the beginning of the end of her celebrity.
//Unfortunately we're probably still due for a blurb once the state intervenes.


And we can only hope the state intervenes & takes those kids away from her for their sakes. They have no chance with her. Those 8 babies alone will be lucky to make it to 2 years old with mommy-dearest.
 
2009-03-08 11:33:17 PM  
On what farked up planet does this useless cow need a publicist?
 
2009-03-08 11:34:09 PM  
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2009-03-08 11:37:15 PM  
Can you imagine what she looks like underneath those big blouses she is always wearing? In anybody else, you'd think they were pregnant now.

Maybe she could whore out the "before" and "after" movie of her cosmetic surgery to fix that.
 
2009-03-08 11:41:57 PM  

cryinoutloud: Can you imagine what she looks like underneath those big blouses she is always wearing?


Maybe that was the "personal" reason why this person left, cuz Octonutjob was giving him the big technicolor 3-d shot of what is under that...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
2009-03-08 11:53:06 PM  
Showbiz? Really?
 
2009-03-08 11:53:23 PM  

thomps: TSD: This morning, I had the OctoMom Breakfast Special at Denny's....8 eggs, no sausage, and another table pays for it

//all week. I'll be here.

did it look like this?


I knew I should never have agreed to be in that stupid commercial. Now I have to get a pro bono publicist to help me with my public image.
 
2009-03-08 11:56:08 PM  
"Nadya got real greedy. This woman is nuts," he adds. "This I can say: what ultimately destroyed the business arrangement was personal reasons."

Munoz -- who plans to meet with his lawyers Monday to go over the terms of his contract and confidentiality clause -- did not go into further detail.

Fail.
 
2009-03-09 12:03:10 AM  
farking christ. I had ignored this, and finally gave in and read up on her. So she has no job, 14? kids, and is about to be homeless, as her mom's mortgage is in default.

Someone want to explain to me why the state has not taken these children?
 
2009-03-09 12:06:03 AM  
tudorgurl:

My thoughts exactly.

A decade ago, an "octo-mom" would have been interesting; now it's just slow-news-day chum for people that feed on the drama of our culture's lowest common denominators.

I'm beginning to miss the good ol' days of 24-hour coverage of missing hot blond teenagers.

/oh, and news
//entertainment, too
///i miss that the most
 
2009-03-09 12:10:31 AM  
"Not to sound arrogant, but those people depended on me for everything," he continues. "You have no idea what Ive had to do for these people.

Wow... he got involved with a woman who was having kids so she could get rich & famous, & he's surprised that she took advantage of him? Odds are that she had him doing everything but changing the kids' diapers & it took him this long to realize that she's just playing him like a violin.

I hope that somehow those kids end up in a good home, either by them being taken away & given to the umpteen million people who have said they'd take them or by the mom getting rich off the publicity. I don't want to see her get what she wants, but it would be worse if she were to still have the kids & go back to the life she was living before.
 
2009-03-09 12:11:10 AM  

PenguinTheRed: Showbiz? Really?


Well, in my defense, she had a publicist...

/outed.
//Bless you, Octomom, 8 kids and a free greenlight.
 
2009-03-09 12:12:37 AM  
This woman is an insult to nannerpuss.
 
2009-03-09 12:12:41 AM  
Hmm... looks like she turned those porno people down.

Pity. That seems to be the only thing she'd be any good for now.
 
2009-03-09 12:14:06 AM  
As much as I hate Octomom, wasn't it a pretty idiotic thing to do for the publicist to basically say "Fark it, she's crazy." Who is going to hire a publicist who is going to turn around and talk to the media against you if the shiat hits the fan?
 
2009-03-09 12:34:04 AM  
When the attention dies down, that's when she'll bake them into pies.
 
2009-03-09 12:40:37 AM  
FTA:
"Nadya got real greedy. This woman is nuts," he adds. "This I can say: what ultimately destroyed the business arrangement was personal reasons."

Well... no sh*t.


TSD: This morning, I had the OctoMom Breakfast Special at Denny's....8 eggs, no sausage, and another table pays for it

//all week. I'll be here.


"Be here all week" doing what... stealing other people's jokes?

/Not to come off as too nasty, but realize other people surf the web, too
//Tell Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia I said "hi."
 
2009-03-09 12:40:48 AM  

voran: When the attention dies down, that's when she'll bake them into pies.


At least they'd serve a purpose.
 
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