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(Seacoastonline.com)   Ex-boyfriend asks for ring back. He got his ring back, all right. With hey she's kinda cute mug   (seacoastonline.com) divider line 269
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2009-03-06 11:55:01 AM
I'd probably hit it, but she would have to keep the ears taped behind her hair..

www.eurocheapo.com
 
2009-03-06 11:55:56 AM
I take that as a "no"?
 
2009-03-06 12:01:30 PM
She's cute all right, but she's also got that "still waters run farking batshiat crazy" look that I've come to know so well over the years ;)
 
2009-03-06 12:08:51 PM
...she punched him in the face twice, leaving the ring's imprint on his cheek, police allege.

didn't Mythbusters debunk that one..? (new window)
 
2009-03-06 12:09:14 PM
She?!
 
2009-03-06 12:12:17 PM
DwightFrank: ...she punched him in the face twice, leaving the ring's imprint on his cheek, police allege.

didn't Mythbusters debunk that one..? (new window)


And she just bunked it again.
 
2009-03-06 12:14:57 PM
SpinStopper: She's cute all right, but she's also got that "still waters run farking batshiat crazy" look that I've come to know so well over the years ;)

you too?

I'd let it hit me.


Also this happened at a gas station so the chances are good of a follow up video.

Just to get this out of the way. I dont think she has to give the ring back. She promised to marry him, he gave her the ring, he then try to brake it off. Now if she wanted to back out she would have to give back the ring.

Now, if it was like his great grandmother's ring or something like that you would be cool and give it back.
 
2009-03-06 12:19:16 PM
Came here to say she's got elfin ears, but gotons has taken care of that already.
 
2009-03-06 12:20:48 PM
Only if she puts on a strap-on and pretends she's Link.
 
2009-03-06 12:23:30 PM
Following her arrest, Osberg was released on $2,500 personal recognizance bail.

heh - bet she used the ring as collateral
 
2009-03-06 12:31:32 PM
Think that dude is going to catch shiat for calling the cops cause his ex-GF beat his ass?
 
2009-03-06 12:32:54 PM
NightOwl2255: Think that dude is going to catch shiat for calling the cops cause his ex-GF beat his ass?

what else can he do? if he hit back he'd be in jail now.
 
2009-03-06 12:48:51 PM
bongmiester: NightOwl2255: Think that dude is going to catch shiat for calling the cops cause his ex-GF beat his ass?

what else can he do? if he hit back he'd be in jail now.


Exactly. He did the only thing he could do and stay out of jail.
 
2009-03-06 12:49:39 PM
I'd hit it. Back.
 
2009-03-06 01:00:31 PM
GaryPDX: I wonder what happens when you ask for a divorce?

She hits your joint bank account ;)
 
2009-03-06 01:04:25 PM
hockeyfarker: so you lazy farks don't have to click the link

has sort of a Natasha Henstridge thing going
 
2009-03-06 01:19:27 PM
GaryPDX: I wonder what happens when you ask for a divorce?

She hits you twice. With a Buick.
 
2009-03-06 01:45:19 PM
Bail likely cost much more than the ring.
 
2009-03-06 01:48:10 PM
DwightFrank: ...she punched him in the face twice, leaving the ring's imprint on his cheek, police allege.

didn't Mythbusters debunk that one..? (new window)


When my son was young, he wiped out on a mountain bike and it left a perfect imprint of the dog tags he was wearing in his forehead. I took a picture of it. It stayed there for over a day.
 
2009-03-06 01:51:36 PM
SpinStopper: She's cute all right, but she's also got that "still waters run farking batshiat crazy" look that I've come to know so well over the years ;)

This.
 
2009-03-06 02:18:16 PM
you all are missing the main point to this story. She is single now....
 
2009-03-06 02:31:27 PM
cryinoutloud: DwightFrank: ...she punched him in the face twice, leaving the ring's imprint on his cheek, police allege.

didn't Mythbusters debunk that one..? (new window)

When my son was young, he wiped out on a mountain bike and it left a perfect imprint of the dog tags he was wearing in his forehead. I took a picture of it. It stayed there for over a day.


I believe the science behind the imprint of the ring/dogtags has something to do with busted capillaries. Its not like punching leather.
 
2009-03-06 03:35:40 PM
No Dutch pics yet?
 
2009-03-06 03:36:02 PM
Alien ears and crazy eyes? No thanks!
 
2009-03-06 03:36:08 PM
not cute
 
2009-03-06 03:36:42 PM
Her?
 
2009-03-06 03:37:10 PM
SpinStopper: She's cute all right, but she's also got that "still waters run farking batshiat crazy" look that I've come to know so well over the years ;)

i lol'd. it's funny b/c it's true.
 
2009-03-06 03:38:08 PM
Kome: DwightFrank: ...she punched him in the face twice, leaving the ring's imprint on his cheek, police allege.

didn't Mythbusters debunk that one..? (new window)

And she just bunked it again.


Must have been quite a couple of punches.

/Bet she cleans up real nice.
 
2009-03-06 03:38:10 PM
gotons: I'd probably hit it,



Yea, but she hits back. She's a puncher.

/I noticed the wierd ears too.
 
2009-03-06 03:39:10 PM
She looks like could be a potential character on Star Trek.

/i'd still hit
 
2009-03-06 03:40:14 PM
i20.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2009-03-06 03:40:16 PM
Can't put my finger on who she reminds me of...Some Whitesnake song where the girl...Holy crap Tawny Kitaen!
 
2009-03-06 03:40:27 PM
That's a man, baby!
 
2009-03-06 03:40:35 PM
I don't buy this "she" business. That is CLEARLY a picture of Matt Damon.
 
2009-03-06 03:40:53 PM
That's a cute mug?

That girl looks like she's had a bad manscape with the eyebrows.

/yeesh, she's frightening
//heh heh, Britta
 
2009-03-06 03:42:10 PM
Cute, but crazy: the deadliest of combinations.

/If she was artsy and had slightly redder hair, I probably would have already been beaten up by her.
 
2009-03-06 03:42:14 PM
I believe the law, in Kentucky at least, states that if an engagement is called off the ring belongs to the giver NOT the receiver. I can't remember the exact wording of the law, but that's pretty close.
 
2009-03-06 03:42:26 PM
Why wasn't she charged with a domestic?

He would have been if he'd done the same thing.
 
2009-03-06 03:42:33 PM
she has crazy written all over herr. bat shiat
 
2009-03-06 03:42:47 PM
She could purify my water.

You know... if it needed purifying.
 
2009-03-06 03:42:51 PM
I'd leave it on her forehead...
 
2009-03-06 03:43:53 PM
DwightFrank: ...she punched him in the face twice, leaving the ring's imprint on his cheek, police allege.

didn't Mythbusters debunk that one..? (new window)


Got punched in the forehead by a chick in the sixth grade. very nasty hole in head.
 
2009-03-06 03:44:52 PM
I always thought that the person who breaks it off relinquishes any claim to the ring. At least that's how it worked when I ditched an engagement.
 
2009-03-06 03:44:56 PM
DwightFrank: ...she punched him in the face twice, leaving the ring's imprint on his cheek, police allege.

didn't Mythbusters debunk that one..? (new window)


mythbusters farking sucks.

I missed the part in the article where they said who broke up with who. If he broke up with her, then she is justified in smacking him for wanting it back, imo
 
2009-03-06 03:45:14 PM
Don't know how else to say this but... you have to be a monumentally crazy douche to ask for the ring back.
 
2009-03-06 03:45:21 PM
images2.ggl.com
 
2009-03-06 03:45:27 PM
came for the myspace/facebook pics


/meh
 
2009-03-06 03:45:37 PM
Superficial female evaluation on Fark?! Well I never...

I bet she has thick black hairs next to the anus
 
2009-03-06 03:45:52 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Just to get this out of the way. I dont think she has to give the ring back. She promised to marry him, he gave her the ring, he then try to brake it off.


What did he do to the brakes? Were they in a car? OOOOHHHHHH, "break it off"....
 
2009-03-06 03:45:56 PM
Cute? She's got a Maltese-Pekinese lower jaw thing going there, same as my dog. And yeah, my dog is cute, but she's a dog, not a human being.
 
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