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GEAH		2003-01-31 08:59:32 PM

I'd say the

is more appropriate.

Loligo		2003-01-31 10:49:55 PM

Carnie Wilson lost a LOT of weight, she may not be Playboy material, but she's fully hittable to those of us with approaching-realistic ideals.

-l

kickstart70		2003-02-01 04:37:11 AM

Awww....c'mon! :)

sincityrugby		2003-02-01 04:37:24 AM

I don't care to see her boobies.

Xenomorph666		2003-02-01 04:39:30 AM

morbidly curious on seeing her boobies

paradroid		2003-02-01 04:40:27 AM

Stretch marks.

Commodore69		2003-02-01 04:40:29 AM

After having posted such a cruel picture, I will say that she's kind of pretty & I'd probably hit it (not the dog, sick farks).

captin-save-a-ho		2003-02-01 04:41:22 AM

iam with Xenomrph666 on this
i wanna see to .

glasphalt		2003-02-01 04:42:13 AM

Cushion for the pushin'.

zagadka		2003-02-01 04:42:50 AM

Any bets on how much criticism Playboy gets from whatever women's or obese person's organizations?

Not that they'll give a damn, but it'll be annoying to hear.

Malinois		2003-02-01 04:44:46 AM

influx		2003-02-01 04:45:56 AM

Any bets on how much criticism Playboy gets from whatever women's or obese person's organizations?

Yeah, but Playboy can always fall back on the universal truth:

400lbs minus 150lbs still equals 250lbs

peter_hook		2003-02-01 04:55:16 AM

...
Here's what I call "The Mexican Irony"

The Chevy Nova's name of "no" and "va" literally means "doesn't go."

Carnie Wilson's 1st name if said aloud means "meat"

And how.

Apparent Nuisance		2003-02-01 05:00:25 AM

I'd hit her sister. She can watch if she wants.

EveryoneLovesCleanUndies		2003-02-01 05:00:53 AM

'El Camino'-the walk and 'Wilson'-the ham? Wonder how many other celebs this works with...

Headshot_King		2003-02-01 05:01:04 AM

as my good friend Dick once said:

i'd hit it...
if you could find it in the rolls.

mind you how much of the US is overwieght today?

Mundar		2003-02-01 05:01:53 AM

Why not the other two girls from Wilson-Phillips?

EveryoneLovesCleanUndies		2003-02-01 05:02:51 AM

OK, I'm reachin, but it's 2AM...

Sweater Girl		2003-02-01 05:05:22 AM

"He hates the bleach-blonde, fake breasts look," says a spy.

Yet Carmen Electra will be in the April issue, and his 'holy grail' is Christina Aguilera and Britney?

At least be consistent spokesdork.

Mundar		2003-02-01 05:05:50 AM

Maybe Carnie wants to be impulsive?

ThirdHorseman		2003-02-01 05:05:57 AM

Ash		2003-02-01 05:07:37 AM

I don't know who this is, and having seen the picture I don't want to. I have owned only one playboy magazine... I think the mag is pretty dull.

PrimeLord		2003-02-01 05:10:11 AM

Ya know, you see Playboy in a headline, you think....wow! Boobies!!! but noooOOOoooo.

Look, its 5AM, Saturday, my girlfriend is sick & b/t tending to her needs, I WANT BOOBIES!!!!

Galland		2003-02-01 05:22:17 AM

The vintage issues from the fifties and sixties are good. I've browsed through every issue from 1967 to 1971. They're filled with all sorts of funky ads, weird stories and interviews with famous people- many of which were just becoming famous back then.

Ku_No_Ichi		2003-02-01 05:22:42 AM

I found this site today looking for an internet saint:
http://www.annavista.com/sylvia_saint/sylvia_saint.shtml
for those of you who like the plastic playboy bimbo type..
Go to town.
Personally, I thought this girl was prettier:
http://jenna.supereva.it/?p
But then again, I'm not coming at this from an 'I'd hit it' point of view.

Oh.. NSFW

johnny_wadd		2003-02-01 05:29:21 AM

Carney sez...."Biatch that drops 150 pounds gonna need a whole lot of airbrushing..."

ivory7th		2003-02-01 05:29:56 AM

Carrie who?

BuckyWunderlick		2003-02-01 05:32:29 AM

I just glad that someone is trying to stop the million dollar woman clones from popping up in the magazines. That fake shiat is getting old quick.

ComicBookGuy		2003-02-01 05:52:12 AM

Remember the fat chick who became a pg 3 girl from a week or so ago? I didn't think she was hot, thin, either.

I don't want to see Carnie Wilson naked. Now, her sister...

ivory7th		2003-02-01 05:54:40 AM

Dudefish		2003-02-01 05:56:18 AM

I'd rather see Carnie Wilson nude than the 5000th set of pictures of Carmen Electra's ubiquitous skinny ass...

Mike_Yac		2003-02-01 05:56:36 AM

I also do not care for the "bleach blonde, fake tit" girls of Playboy. I think Playboy has been using the same body with a different head pasted on it for years now. I would much prefer to see more "natural" women in the Mag. Has anyone ever seen Playboy TV's show "naturals"? That is what I'm talkin bout!

Ku_No_Ichi		2003-02-01 06:16:03 AM

Whats wrong with the million dollar woman?
I was a huge fan...

Ku_No_Ichi		2003-02-01 06:16:39 AM

[http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Station/5682/gal6.jpg]

I meant this.

sedative		2003-02-01 06:38:39 AM

"He really wants Christina Aguilera," says the source. "She's like his holy grail. He's also very interested in Britney Spears, anything to get that MTV market."

mmm

xoxotl		2003-02-01 06:38:42 AM

Geeze. The ugly (well, okay, "less attractive") one wants to pose nude. How come it couldn't be the other two?

[/shallow]

Shostie		2003-02-01 06:41:25 AM

You know, I'd kind of like to see that. My ideal girl is one who has a little bit of thick on her. Not much, but a little.

DaCricket		2003-02-01 06:50:20 AM

DaCricket		2003-02-01 06:52:28 AM

Craphola		2003-02-01 07:02:17 AM

At least you'll need much less flour with which to hit it. Think of all the money you'll save!

Beppo		2003-02-01 08:37:07 AM

What a coincidence: Christina Aguilera is also *my* Holy Grail.

Smokahontas		2003-02-01 08:40:52 AM

"He hates the bleach-blonde, fake breasts look," says a spy.

We can only hope that one day men will stop wanting women to look vapid and unnatural. Obviously if he wants Haguilera, then we definitely have a ways to go.

capt_sensible		2003-02-01 08:40:54 AM

here's a new strategy for playboy. Let's try featuring some tasty women without the $40,000 worth of plastic surgery and 20 hours worth of photoshop instead of heffner's latest hump...

Smokahontas		2003-02-01 08:54:33 AM

If I was a hetero guy, I'd want a mag full of pics of Salma Hayek and Monica Bellucci. At least their's LOOK somewhat real.

Mot		2003-02-01 09:01:25 AM

Salma Hayek = GOD

Smokahontas		2003-02-01 09:04:33 AM

For those of you who don't know about Monica Bellucci:

I also discovered there are quite a few NSFW pics of her the internet. You boys will have to find those for yourself, though.

Zaago		2003-02-01 09:04:58 AM

I'd. Still. Hit. It.

Understudy		2003-02-01 09:05:09 AM

Playboy needs more redheads.

20/20		2003-02-01 09:29:23 AM

Yeah, I got tired of the cookie-cutter, bleach-blonde, plastic-looking centerfolds. And Hefner really needs to stop showing his ugly mug every month, as no other owner/editor shamelessly plugs himself as much as he does.
Maybe people could relate to him thirty years ago, but all the pics of grandpa hanging out with the girls just looks creepy.

Crotchrocket Slim		2003-02-01 09:54:30 AM

Playboy needs more redheads.

Hell yeah. Add some brunettes, darker-haired girls, more women of color, and real-looking blondes too. Or maybe the people at Perfect Ten should just start partying like Hef back in the day and show what a dinosaur Playboy has sadly become.

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