Damn, that's funny. I can just forsee the later articles: "Guy who played Cody on 'Step by Step' undecided concerning war with Iraq"

Play Freebird!

Next up:

The girls from Charmed speak out for the first time on their views of Bush's foriegn policy...

would they farking give it a g0dd@mn farking rest already? Farking blast iraq until it is the biggest stretch of silicon glass in the world, melting everything into g0dd@amn oblivion.

Wldncrzy14: you just lost some cool points for actually being able to name a character from that show.

Hey, what are the odds that another crappy Ackbar photoshop will appear in this thread? God, if I read "It's a trap!" one more time, someone's gonna DIE!!!

What does Gary Coleman have to say about all this?

As...many Americans...open...a...course of..One of those...Rickey Medlocke...Blackfoot...anti..administration...weapon...threat...k..it's...,I believe...to keep...the country secur..e...,eliminat..i..o..n...o'...fat...former...c..o..m..m..i..e..s...can go...on...sooner...or he's gonna...pass...o..U..t...And then, all of a sudden...you know...from what...you know...George...And...George...Bus..t...in......on some acting roles...about his life and career...next...studio...year...the band's 30th...milestone...and...run...Deep...off May 29.

yeah! damn im bored!

SigmundFreud - DAMN right!!

Anybody else remember this prophetic photo?

without skynard, we wouldn't have Stairway to Heaven, Highway to Hell, Don't Fear the Reaper, Smoke on the Water or Iron Man.

betta recognize!

yes, it should be eliminated, but let's don't do it for personal reasons."

I think him and bush went to the same school.

Someone needs to photoshop that chick with a gun's shirt so it says "Fark" intead of whatever it says.

[lazy]

Man, I need sleep.

Run out of people to interview, eh? How about humanity? What would HUMANITY have to say?

MMmmm hippies. I hope the hippies kill ALL of your conservative creeps. =)

that ad on the side with the picture of john mayer is really ummm.. it's like roman statuesque/gay porn/surrealistic-terror/creepy. yup, that definately is the proper adjectives

not just that, but i was so freaked by it, that i hadda go back for a second look and it was gone! yikes!!
then.. THEN!!! i went back a third time, and it was on top! i'm gonna get the fark outta here.

Ok.. it is now my turn to have two comments in a row.

here's my second comment.

i love skynyrd. but, stairway to heaven 1971 same with iron man , smoke on the water 1972. the first Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd release 1973, all be it they formed before that. dont fear the reaper 76, highway to hell 79.

the reverend billy c. wertz, singing comic/jamming piano player, performs a song called " stairway to freebird " very entertaining.

Almost out of people to interview. They left several messages requesting comment on my grandmothers answering machine but she ain't talking.

Don't rag on Step By Step! Cody was a cool character until his actor counter part decided to start beating women.

Of course my favorite TV show of all time is Life Goes On because of that one chick. You know, the chick.

Goddamn celebrities! Can't we just bomb Hollywood instead? If sombody sends an early "Get out now!" note to David Fincher, Jack Nicholson, and Edward Norton, entertainment would be just fine.

Wouldn't it be more appropriate for this guy to comment on the space shuttle crash than for him to comment on war? I heard those skynyrd guys know something about plane crashes.

Right, because since when would America give a fark what no-names like Nelson Mandela think about Iraq?

Flignir: we could have Fincher doing a movie with Norton and Nicholson, and have them shoot on location somewhere that Hollywood isn't, and then clusterbomb the place only like our kickass but clumsy military can. That way, we'd rid humanity of scum like Joan Rivers, and have a kickass film to show for it in one swoop!

I think everyone's opinon is important.
Hence FARK.

Anyway, that America-hating liberal pussy Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf has some severe reservations about this war too. We should still bomb Hollywood into dust though.

Flignir/Crotchrocket Slim:
I'd go along with that, as long as we gave people like Salma Hayek and Jennifer Love Hewitt the option of making porn films for the rest of their careers.

Tommyg: deal.

SKYNYRD?!?!? GRRRRRR!!!!
(destroys everything with the slightest relation to Lynyrd Skynyrd within a ten mile radius)

JR

Skynyrd rocks!!

What song is it you wanna hear?
***!!!FREEBIRD!!!***

This guy's not even a founding member, no matter what the article says. At least go interview Gary Rossington! (Or the Drive By Truckers)

Has Foghat weighed in on this yet?

Perhaps we can find some deeper insights and meaning in the writings of Kurt Cobain.