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(Canoe)   Sexy maid service features young women in french maid uniforms, fishnet stockings and stillettos who will dust your TV and scrub your counters, but won't clean your toilet. Because that's degrading   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line
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2009-03-06 09:03:01 AM  
Useless without photos.
 
2009-03-06 09:14:04 AM  
So? I've, uh, heard about ads on Craigslist where women will come and do all that cleaning for you while naked. And some of them will even do other stuff, too! I think there may be package deals available, but haven't really researched it.

Don't worry, ladies, there's guys who'll come out to your place and do all that, too.
 
2009-03-06 09:26:29 AM  
I don't care how hot they are, if I'm paying them $125 hr they had better be cleaning my toilets.
 
2009-03-06 09:29:27 AM  
Why not just get a maid for $50 to clean a room or two, then get a stripper to do "a lot" for $100? It's a little bit more but well worth it.

That's how it works around here anyway.
 
2009-03-06 09:32:42 AM  
Regular Maid that will clean toilets (which, honestly, isn't that bad) - $50 a day
Porn of french maids - Free.
Getting a blumpkin on a clean toilet - Priceless
 
2009-03-06 09:40:22 AM  
Not exactly a new service. Saw this about 2 years ago. They interviewed the ladies and the women said that you should "clean up" before they came over. "We're basically here to do some light dusting" was the quote of the piece*. The only reason I remembered this was because I had a few rent houses at the time and was thinking about calling one of their "crews" out to clean one out for me. Now that would have been funny.


*talking about the television segment not the girl.
 
2009-03-06 09:44:04 AM  
Alright! Today's FAP-O-LICIOUS thread!

/bring on the pics!
 
2009-03-06 10:10:12 AM  
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Here's one.
 
2009-03-06 10:10:57 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Don't worry, ladies, there's guys who'll come out to your place and do all that, too.


Most of their clients are other men.
 
2009-03-06 10:11:01 AM  
I wonder if it would be an issue if I jerked off in front of them while they cleaned my place? Because if not, I think this would be kind of fun to try out.
 
2009-03-06 10:11:37 AM  
I'm not entirely sure what's going on in this picture

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2009-03-06 10:11:43 AM  
Something similar to this was on Howard Stern (when he was on regular radio). This sounds like a dumb business model.
 
2009-03-06 10:12:11 AM  
I will be back when this thread becomes more fappity......
 
2009-03-06 10:12:29 AM  
Here's another...

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USB compatible, no less.

/hotplugged
 
2009-03-06 10:12:30 AM  
You missed a spot

/Lower...
//Lower...
 
2009-03-06 10:12:32 AM  
Who the hell am I kidding? Of course this is a bookmark!
 
2009-03-06 10:12:41 AM  

Psychotropic: I don't care how hot they are, if I'm paying them $125 hr they had better be cleaning my toilets.


I'd just start shaitting in my sink.
 
2009-03-06 10:12:54 AM  
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2009-03-06 10:12:55 AM  
Useless without photos

zpb52: Useless without photos.


Paging Gorgor to the thread......

/Hoping someone else gets some eye bleach in as well
 
2009-03-06 10:13:31 AM  
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2009-03-06 10:13:32 AM  
not a bookmark
 
2009-03-06 10:13:32 AM  
Will they fix the cable?
 
2009-03-06 10:14:30 AM  
H_is_for_Heretic

Way to be a killjoy.
 
2009-03-06 10:14:41 AM  

FarkinHostile: I wonder if it would be an issue if I jerked off in front of them while they cleaned my place? Because if not, I think this would be kind of fun to try out.


Find out and report back.
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2009-03-06 10:15:18 AM  
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2009-03-06 10:15:21 AM  
First the Japanese link yesterday and now this?

Are you guys trying to kill me? or the kittens?
 
2009-03-06 10:15:59 AM  
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2009-03-06 10:16:01 AM  
Much like 'escorts', methinks these are high priced hookers. Not that there is anything wrong with that. =P
 
2009-03-06 10:16:06 AM  
Ah yes, an intersting sign of the socio-economic tendencies of gender balanceaifn post 9/11 econmy pushes boundries regardigng free speech kdkjf fsdlksdfhs lkhsl'kf

BOOKMARK1!!1
 
2009-03-06 10:16:20 AM  
Thanks assholes, for killing a thread before it even got a chance to start.

See you in hell!

You know who you are!
 
2009-03-06 10:16:25 AM  
Finally, a good reason to get all my candlesticks polished.
 
2009-03-06 10:17:23 AM  
*wonders if I can stick a tape them cleaning and post it online*
 
2009-03-06 10:17:55 AM  
So...A2M is probably out of the question?
 
2009-03-06 10:18:41 AM  
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2009-03-06 10:18:49 AM  
Vangor: So...A2M is probably out of the question?

You can always just go to the ATM machine.
 
2009-03-06 10:19:03 AM  
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2009-03-06 10:19:06 AM  
*random AW statement*

/wishlist in profile
 
2009-03-06 10:19:12 AM  
So far so good folks. Keep up the good work.

/and thank god for the ignore function
 
2009-03-06 10:19:32 AM  
H_is_for_Heretic


Rule 34, darling.
 
2009-03-06 10:20:18 AM  
What maids should look like:

NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)
 
2009-03-06 10:20:40 AM  
Who the fark would put a bookmark in a thread about hot chicks in maid uniforms?

/me?
 
2009-03-06 10:21:50 AM  

tedbundee: So far so good folks. Keep up the good work.

/and thank god for the ignore function


Are you looking at the same thread as me?

Psst... they're doods!
 
2009-03-06 10:22:17 AM  
Wasn't there something similar a while back where you could get your yard mowed by a hot girl in a bikini? IIRC, it got shut down by the ugly women who get professionally offended for hot womentm
 
2009-03-06 10:22:20 AM  
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hitlersbrain: Much like 'escorts', methinks these are high priced hookers. Not that there is anything wrong with that. =P


Heavens no, they are almost certainly strippers. Same for the bikini lawn service gals. That's why they have a legit business. Straight hooking hasn't lost any market, and they'd rather not pay taxes..
 
2009-03-06 10:22:36 AM  
H_is_for_Heretic - Dude, you just lost about a billion internets.
 
2009-03-06 10:22:46 AM  

LegacyDL: H_is_for_Heretic

Way to be a killjoy.


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/but can be hotlinked
 
2009-03-06 10:23:07 AM  

Ikimasen: Vangor: So...A2M is probably out of the question?

You can always just go to the ATM machine.


Is your girlfriend available, and is that what we're calling her now?

/yup
//got nothin
 
2009-03-06 10:23:56 AM  

FarkinHostile: I wonder if it would be an issue if I jerked off in front of them while they cleaned my place? Because if not, I think this would be kind of fun to try out.


Yeah, but apparently you have to clean it up yourself... :(
 
2009-03-06 10:24:07 AM  
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Can't tell if this thread will be hot sexy maids or men who dress as maids, and the women who love them.

/stay tuned and find out.
 
2009-03-06 10:24:46 AM  
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