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(Time)   Scottish ministers to launch new anti-alcoholism campaign as soon as the room stops spinning and they work out where they are   (time.com) divider line
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2009-03-05 08:44:01 PM  
If they ban Macallen 18, I'd gladly take the nation's entire supply and stash it at my house...
 
2009-03-05 08:54:15 PM  
Here's a question: Why is it whenever the room is spinning fast enough to make me vomit, the vomit is always all over me and not everyone else?

Is this some freak effect of centrifugal force?
 
2009-03-05 09:31:39 PM  

unlikely: If they ban Macallen 18, I'd gladly take the nation's entire supply and stash it at my house...


THAT will never happen.
 
2009-03-05 09:36:50 PM  

unlikely: If they ban Macallen 18, I'd gladly take the nation's entire supply and stash it at my house...


It's a deal if I can have the Dalwhinnie.
 
2009-03-05 09:50:25 PM  
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize.
 
2009-03-05 09:53:15 PM  
I'd rather have a Glasgow kiss than get a Glasgow Smile. Is there something wrong with Glasgow's water? Even the evil city of Edinburgh in Trainspotting was actually Glasgow.
 
2009-03-05 09:54:16 PM  
All I know is I don't want to be within 100 miles of the place when all the hardcore drunks start sobering up and seeing spiders and demons and shiat all over the place.
 
2009-03-05 09:55:34 PM  
Ahhhh, the problem with Scotland is...
 
2009-03-05 09:56:44 PM  

lumiere: Ahhhh, the problem with Scotland is...


It's full of Scots!
 
2009-03-05 09:57:30 PM  
Cheers subby, nicely done.
 
2009-03-05 10:00:04 PM  

SapperInTexas: All I know is I don't want to be within 100 miles of the place when all the hardcore drunks start sobering up and seeing spiders and demons and shiat all over the place.


Or worse, seeing Scotsmen.

/no offense Kat
//wherever you may be
 
2009-03-05 10:00:05 PM  
Your mother was caught behind the distillery making Johnny Walker red.
 
2009-03-05 10:00:23 PM  
Scotch, beer, vodka and Scotch...

I like Scotch.
 
2009-03-05 10:01:18 PM  
skinink wee gashes like ye cannae fite, its nae oor falt cont
 
2009-03-05 10:01:46 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: unlikely: If they ban Macallen 18, I'd gladly take the nation's entire supply and stash it at my house...

It's a deal if I can have the Dalwhinnie.


Stuff knocked me on my ass the first time I had it

/But oh, it felt so good
 
2009-03-05 10:10:52 PM  

unlikely: If they ban Macallen 18, I'd gladly take the nation's entire supply and stash it at my house...


Give me the Port Ellen. Gosh it's getting harder and harder to find.
 
2009-03-05 10:41:30 PM  

skinink: I'd rather have a Glasgow kiss than get a Glasgow Smile. Is there something wrong with Glasgow's water? Even the evil city of Edinburgh in Trainspotting was actually Glasgow.


I spent about an hour at a Glasgow bus station. One of the few times in my life where I seriously feared for my safety. 3 drunks were playing footie with a meat pie, which was entertaining I guess.
 
2009-03-05 10:59:01 PM  
The survey of young offenders found that of those who could remember what they'd been drinking before committing the crime that put them behind bars, 43.4% answered Buckfast.

I gotta try this stuff.
 
2009-03-06 12:15:55 AM  

Obnox: The survey of young offenders found that of those who could remember what they'd been drinking before committing the crime that put them behind bars, 43.4% answered Buckfast.

I gotta try this stuff.


what's the other 57% drinking?
 
2009-03-06 12:31:54 AM  
Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
A: One less drunk Irishman.

/But this was Scottland.
//So I'm probably threadjacking again.
 
2009-03-06 05:54:54 AM  
1. THe earth spins on it's axis
2. the earth revolves around the sun
3. Technically the rooms will always be spinning
 
2009-03-06 06:51:39 AM  
Did anyone else read the article with an accent in their head? I couldn't make it stop. It was like Scotty was telling the captain "We canna drink nae more!"

/kind of creepy
 
2009-03-06 08:57:33 AM  
Sounds like a case for this guy.

"An' now it's time for the Scotch therapy."
 
2009-03-06 10:05:00 AM  
"raise the legal drinking age to 21."

Yes, because that works so well in the States, *rolls eyes*
 
2009-03-06 10:41:10 AM  
If you bring a bottle of booze to Father Tully you can get him to launch anything
 
2009-03-06 01:56:14 PM  
Does this include toilet duck?

/nothing is obscure!
 
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