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(News.com.au)   At the end of his bachelor party, man finds himself handcuffed at the feet of a female cop. Except she was a real cop and the cuffs weren't fluffy. "I killed 10 farking Taliban. I don't have to put up with this s. . .."   (news.com.au) divider line 89
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2009-03-05 07:13:42 PM  
Excellent advice.

LMAO
 
2009-03-05 07:28:53 PM  
Burnett pleaded guilty to resisting arrest, assaulting a police officer and using offensive language.

Your jails must be full.
 
2009-03-05 08:20:04 PM  
"I killed 10 farking Taliban. I don't have to put up with this s. . .."

I don't know how they do it Down Under, but my guess is that just because you are military, doesn't mean you get a free pass to break the law, farking idiot.
 
2009-03-05 08:22:30 PM  
Burnett told police his surname was "Dickless" when it was found he had no identification on him.

Burnett's cheek caught up with him in court when Mr Brennan told him his behaviour was, "to use your own words, 'dickless' ".


Now that's funny.
 
2009-03-05 09:19:23 PM  
Solid State Vittles: Burnett told police his surname was "Dickless" when it was found he had no identification on him.

Burnett's cheek caught up with him in court when Mr Brennan told him his behaviour was, "to use your own words, 'dickless' ".

Now that's funny.


Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
 
2009-03-05 11:27:10 PM  
Wow, he killed 10 whole Talibans? I didn't know he killed a radical movement that many times. He must not have been that good at it.

/oh, the sarcasm
 
2009-03-05 11:28:25 PM  
Cut him some slack, uptight assholes.

Passion.

Yeah, I know you have no idea what it means.
 
2009-03-05 11:29:10 PM  
//Rubber playground society will never understand.
 
2009-03-05 11:29:27 PM  
He looks like Bullettooth.

Taliban...in Iraq?
 
2009-03-05 11:29:28 PM  
NYZooMan: Passion.

Yeah, I know you have no idea what it means.


Sure I do. It's a fruit.
 
2009-03-05 11:30:37 PM  
nice creative headline there subby
 
2009-03-05 11:31:12 PM  
"I killed 10 farking Taliban. I don't have to put up with this s. . .."

Yeah, Sparky. Just because you were in Iraq doesn't mean shiat. For all we know you were probably there just to filter the toilet system.

Yes, I know he pulled somebody out of a burning car, but as douchey as this guy is, he'll probably embellish it so he looks REALLY great! Like "Yeah, and TWO seconds later the tank exploded and I was MILLIMETERS away from getting a windshield through my forehead!"
 
2009-03-05 11:31:15 PM  
Sounds like a potential script for a Rambo movie.
 
2009-03-05 11:32:38 PM  
PTSD is great. Just stand back and watch the fireworks.
 
2009-03-05 11:34:51 PM  
dirtywhorelebritynews.files.wordpress.com
weeeeeee,weeeeee,weeeeee

/Like a cop car!
 
2009-03-05 11:34:58 PM  
WaltzingMathilda: "I killed 10 farking Taliban. I don't have to put up with this s. . .."

I don't know how they do it Down Under, but my guess is that just because you are military, doesn't mean you get a free pass to break the law, farking idiot.


He was a drunken soldier at a bachelor party, wtf do you expect, a mentat?
 
2009-03-05 11:38:25 PM  
So he's equating the police to the Taliban? I'd like to subscribe to his newsletter.
 
2009-03-05 11:39:07 PM  
Pardon me, what is the meaning of buck's day?
 
2009-03-05 11:40:36 PM  
FTA: Burnett told police his surname was "Dickless" when it was found he had no identification on him. Burnett's cheek caught up with him in court when Mr Brennan told him his behaviour was, "to use your own words, 'dickless'".

Win!
 
2009-03-05 11:40:53 PM  
How great is it that the Magistrate Court has an official title of "boofhead of the week?" That makes my whole day.
 
2009-03-05 11:42:00 PM  
My bachlor party ended with me dry heeving for
2 hours before we could make it to the strip club. This guys party does sound much worse!
 
2009-03-05 11:42:15 PM  
Self-important asshole
 
2009-03-05 11:45:15 PM  
My ex who got back from Iraq has the same mentality. "I'm a soldier! I get to to whatever I want!"

It's more widespread than you'd think :-/
 
2009-03-05 11:45:38 PM  
At the end of his bachelor party, man finds himself handcuffed at the feet of a female cop. Except she was a real cop and the cuffs weren't fluffy. "I killed 10 farking Taliban. I don't have to put up with this s. . .."

That's a good one...

/ducks
 
2009-03-05 11:46:45 PM  
You usually have to pay extra for that kind of bachelor party.
 
2009-03-05 11:51:53 PM  
Cute! I wouldn't mind if he wound up handcuffed at my feet.
 
2009-03-05 11:51:58 PM  
Ranger Joe: Solid State Vittles: Burnett told police his surname was "Dickless" when it was found he had no identification on him.

Burnett's cheek caught up with him in court when Mr Brennan told him his behaviour was, "to use your own words, 'dickless' ".

Now that's funny.

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.


When I was ten years old that was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my whole goddamned life.

/loved that movie
 
2009-03-05 11:54:24 PM  
sounds like a potential thread for pics of hot female cops.
 
2009-03-05 11:58:02 PM  
Happy Bucks Day!
 
2009-03-05 11:58:53 PM  
Was anyone else pleasantly surprised at the lenient sentence handed down by the judge? The guy pleads guilty to assualting a police officer and resisting arrest and only gets a 1 year good behavior bond, whatever that is. Additionally, he doesn't even get a recorded conviction.

Try doing that stuff in America, and you'll hear people say that because you "assaulted a cop", you are among the lowest of society and should have the book thrown at you. Good job Australia!
 
2009-03-05 11:59:45 PM  
/Self-centered Meh generation.
 
2009-03-06 12:01:12 AM  
Juniper Jupiter:

Yeah, Sparky. Just because you were in Iraq doesn't mean shiat. For all we know you were probably there just to filter the toilet system.


i believe you have your brown countries confused. the taliban are in afghanistan and pakistan.
i'm gonna go ahead and guess he did his killing in afghanistan.
since we (america) run the drones that do the killing in pakistan.
 
2009-03-06 12:04:34 AM  
Everybody, he's on his cell phone. He must be important. Leave him alone.
 
2009-03-06 12:09:56 AM  
Mr_Master2: Was anyone else pleasantly surprised at the lenient sentence handed down by the judge? The guy pleads guilty to assualting a police officer and resisting arrest and only gets a 1 year good behavior bond, whatever that is. Additionally, he doesn't even get a recorded conviction.

Try doing that stuff in America, and you'll hear people say that because you "assaulted a cop", you are among the lowest of society and should have the book thrown at you. Good job Australia!


Well he DID kick her in the shin after they forced him to the ground for swearing. Hard to justify locking someone up for that.
 
2009-03-06 12:10:32 AM  
AppleOptionEsc: Wow, he killed 10 whole Talibans? I didn't know he killed a radical movement that many times. He must not have been that good at it.

/oh, the sarcasm


Reminds me of this

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-03-06 12:11:20 AM  
The guy sounds like a farking douchebag.
 
2009-03-06 12:14:24 AM  
Typhoid: My ex who got back from Iraq has the same mentality. "I'm a soldier! I get to to whatever I want!"

It's more widespread than you'd think :-/


This. We will see a lot more of these stories in the very near future. I just hope they end at least close to this and not with deaths.
 
2009-03-06 12:16:28 AM  
FTFA: "You are a highly valuable member of the defence forces," Mr Brennan said.

"Don't get married a second time."


I thought that was funny.
 
2009-03-06 12:19:35 AM  
ole prophet: Typhoid: My ex who got back from Iraq has the same mentality. "I'm a soldier! I get to to whatever I want!"

It's more widespread than you'd think :-/

This. We will see a lot more of these stories in the very near future. I just hope they end at least close to this and not with deaths.


Law Enforcement tend to have the same "untouchable" mentality. Really not uncommon. Some get away with so much for so long, they all of sudden get busted for something huge and are so confused by it. Most cops won't don't anything to fellow LE or military. But there's the more confident ones who aren't so scared of potential repercussions that randomly come along and make some busts.

But hey, I've kind of gained from this myself so I'm no one to complain.
 
2009-03-06 12:24:13 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"I killed fitty men!"
 
2009-03-06 12:34:11 AM  
Post traumatic stress disorder.
 
2009-03-06 12:37:39 AM  
in defense of soldiers' behaviors after they get back from overseas, they/we have less "i can do whatever i want" mentality than "leave me the fark alone and let me be" mentality. it just comes off as stupid/retarded/arrogant.

there have been occasions where i just want to yell, "i just got from over seas cos of the last president's dumbass policies. leave me the fark alone." but i've refrained thus far.
 
2009-03-06 12:48:40 AM  
i can do whatever i want

Empathize. Not so much sympathize.

/Vet myself. You definitely do come back with a 'rock-star' mentality. The trick is to not get arrested at some bar before you adjust.

//Or, so I've heard.
 
2009-03-06 01:07:52 AM  
DerekSD:
i believe you have your brown countries confused. the taliban are in afghanistan and pakistan.
i'm gonna go ahead and guess he did his killing in afghanistan.
since we (america) run the drones that do the killing in pakistan.


Um...no. Read the article. I didn't get anything confused. HE said he killed ten Taliban, but the article said he was stationed in Iraq. So in conclusion, he was full of shiat.
 
2009-03-06 01:16:49 AM  
Juniper Jupiter: DerekSD:
i believe you have your brown countries confused. the taliban are in afghanistan and pakistan.
i'm gonna go ahead and guess he did his killing in afghanistan.
since we (america) run the drones that do the killing in pakistan.

Um...no. Read the article. I didn't get anything confused. HE said he killed ten Taliban, but the article said he was stationed in Iraq. So in conclusion, he was full of shiat.


i lost interest when i saw the 'gym in 26 minutes' pic.
sorry.
 
2009-03-06 01:26:12 AM  
DerekSD: i lost interest when i saw the 'gym in 26 minutes' pic.
sorry.


LOL!! Understood! Okay...you're forgiven! :D
 
2009-03-06 01:36:58 AM  
If he shot a cop would it be added to his taliban count?
 
2009-03-06 01:38:40 AM  
Where are your yellow magnets now?
 
2009-03-06 01:39:57 AM  
What language is that article written in?
 
2009-03-06 01:41:08 AM  
Even if an arrest was warranted he should still get a beer to go with his jail cell for killing ten Taliban. Probably an exaggeration though.

/hopes not
 
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