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(AP)   Dad tells 17 year old son to get his lazy ass off the floor. Son moves to couch. Truck crashes into home. Son is safe. The real news here is that a teenager actually listened to his parent   (timesunion.com) divider line 62
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2009-03-05 02:42:18 PM
Dad was heard to say "damn it, I told that driver to come through the OTHER side of the house."
 
2009-03-05 02:47:05 PM
As a father of two teenage boys, I totally relate to this headline.
 
2009-03-05 03:08:02 PM
I bet his next words were "See? Now perhaps you'll listen to me more often in the future."
 
2009-03-05 04:24:42 PM
"The couch overturned along with a chair where Rabadue's 12-year-old son, Jacob, was sitting. Both escaped injury."

I'm so happy both the couch and the chair are okay.
 
2009-03-05 04:44:34 PM
Did the dad run to the Kids or the TV first is what I wanna know.
 
2009-03-05 04:47:37 PM
Yakk: Did the dad run to the Kids or the TV first is what I wanna know.

He dove for the fridge in fear of his beer being damaged.
 
2009-03-05 04:47:57 PM
My father's life saving advice: "If I find out you're building anything from that god damn Jolly Rancher handbook thing, I will kick your ass."
 
2009-03-05 04:48:59 PM
"Now go buy a lottery ticket."
 
2009-03-05 04:51:27 PM
MePod: "The couch overturned along with a chair where Rabadue's 12-year-old son, Jacob, was sitting. Both escaped injury."

I'm so happy both the couch and the chair are okay.


Nice, I was kinda thinking the same thing when I read it :D
 
2009-03-05 04:55:40 PM
Yakk: Did the dad run to the Kids or the TV first is what I wanna know.

you know it was like. "Oh my god son are you ok...Oh god the farking TV!"
 
2009-03-05 04:55:57 PM
As a drunk driver who crashed into a house, I totally relate to this headline.
 
2009-03-05 04:56:27 PM
I'm terrified of having children. It's not the poop factory years, the wailing all night years, or even the ZOMG everyone is a pederast years.

It's the teenage years that scare the hell out of me. I remember what I was like. I was the worst thing on two legs. There was some fundamental decency but by and large I was the epitome of rebel without a clue. So either I have a daughter who I'll need to protect from assholes like my teenaged self, or I'll have that asshole as my own son.

pic.bgstuff.net
 
2009-03-05 04:57:17 PM
Aunt Francis?

/she ran into a house twice
//twice!
 
2009-03-05 04:59:39 PM
thelordofcheese: As a drunk driver who crashed into a house, I totally relate to this headline.

next time, try a motorcycle. Oh it's hilarious, at the time. It's the next morning when your sheets are full of CS fluid...those are the good times!
 
2009-03-05 05:00:12 PM
Teenager: "Fark, does this mean I gotta start listening to everything that old fart says?"
 
2009-03-05 05:00:18 PM
...Teen escapes injury after listening to dad


How is this news? My teen escapes an ass-woopin' injury every day by doing what I tell him to do...
 
2009-03-05 05:00:28 PM
MePod: "The couch overturned along with a chair where Rabadue's 12-year-old son, Jacob, was sitting. Both escaped injury."

I'm so happy both the couch and the chair are okay.


Me, too. Also, don't we usually use the term "damage" for inanimate objects?
 
2009-03-05 05:01:56 PM
Great, that kid is farked. He will never be able to win any argument with his father, ever.
 
2009-03-05 05:02:09 PM
How about this one:

Dad getting stoned at his 17-year-old son's friend's house with said son, stays for a while and has more weed.

Goes home to find a truck parked on his bed.

/true story
//weed saved his life
///not my dad
////I was there though
 
2009-03-05 05:03:23 PM
It was all an elaborate ruse to ensure that the kid listens to his dad for the rest of his life. Well played dad, well played.
 
2009-03-05 05:06:39 PM
Stay Cool Babylon: So either I have a daughter who I'll need to protect from assholes like my teenaged self, or I'll have that asshole as my own son.

No, no, no! You do not want a teenage girl in your house. They are the worst, most vile creatures on the planet. My sister-in-law is 16 and I dread her coming over to our house. She used to be fun, I can only hope she grows out of this stage soon.

/Once was a teenage girl.
//Glad I don't have any daughters... yet.
 
2009-03-05 05:12:38 PM
sewiusproductions: How about this one:

Dad getting stoned at his 17-year-old son's friend's house with said son, stays for a while and has more weed.

Goes home to find a truck parked on his bed.

/true story
//weed saved his life
///not my dad
////I was there though


Were you the friend?
 
2009-03-05 05:13:25 PM
Its called women's intuition
 
2009-03-05 05:13:49 PM
I call shenanigans!! no way a 17 year old boy did anything the first time being told.
 
2009-03-05 05:14:10 PM
PhantomPhreak: My sister-in-law is 16 and I dread her coming over to our house. She used to be fun, I can only hope she grows out of this stage soon.

It must be done. I'm regretting it as I post it, but it must be done:

www.lolpedo.com
 
2009-03-05 05:14:29 PM
Wait wait wait...

..was the TV ok?!?
 
2009-03-05 05:14:50 PM
Thanks Stay Cool Babylon. That's an awesome image macro. Made me chuckle.
 
2009-03-05 05:15:15 PM
Of course, he was supposed to be in the bed - the world will end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds.
 
2009-03-05 05:17:13 PM
Has 2 step teenagers and one of my own.....and you wonder why I drink?????
 
2009-03-05 05:18:38 PM
PhantomPhreak: Stay Cool Babylon: So either I have a daughter who I'll need to protect from assholes like my teenaged self, or I'll have that asshole as my own son.

No, no, no! You do not want a teenage girl in your house. They are the worst, most vile creatures on the planet. My sister-in-law is 16 and I dread her coming over to our house. She used to be fun, I can only hope she grows out of this stage soon.

/Once was a teenage girl.
//Glad I don't have any daughters... yet.


Spongebob has five, ages 16-21, all living at home. Vasectomy can be your friend. Word.
 
2009-03-05 05:19:37 PM
Anything but the comfy chair!

orangecow.org
 
2009-03-05 05:20:12 PM
Raskolnikov's Angst: It was all an elaborate ruse to ensure that the kid listens to his dad for the rest of his life. Well played dad, well played.

1.bp.blogspot.com

/And THAT'S why you always listen to your father.
 
2009-03-05 05:20:42 PM
PopeJohnFondle: Has 2 step teenagers and one of my own.....and you wonder why I drink?????

Sir, if I were there, I'd sponsor your entire tab.

I've dealt with severe adversity, before. Hell, I survived a decade of Night business in the French Quarter. I've been in situations that they write novels about...but I can't farking imagine being the father of a teenager. I don't know how you do it, man.
 
2009-03-05 05:20:57 PM
I guess he can use the line "see, father really does know what is best".

Poor kid. Won't be able to live that one down.
 
2009-03-05 05:22:50 PM
Be advised that Death WILL be coming back for you.
pic20.picturetrail.com
 
2009-03-05 05:40:37 PM
TommyDeuce: Of course, he was supposed to be in the bed - the world will end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds.

Do you believe in time travel?
 
2009-03-05 05:45:14 PM
bwogle: I call shenanigans!! no way a 17 year old boy did anything the first time being told.

Nice way to stereotype all teenagers. Do you hate all black people muslims too?
 
2009-03-05 05:48:57 PM
The only reason the boy is alive is because he was taking communion

spaghettinight.org

and he was touch by his noodly appendage.
 
2009-03-05 05:52:44 PM
sewiusproductions: Dad getting stoned at his 17-year-old son's friend's house with said son, stays for a while and has more weed.

"I learned it from watching you!"
 
2009-03-05 06:00:26 PM
ignatiusst: ...Teen escapes injury after listening to dad


How is this news? My teen escapes an ass-woopin' injury every day by doing what I tell him to do...


Your ideas. Intrigued. Newsletter. So on.

I agree with everyone about not wanting farking teenagers. When my babies turn 13, they are getting stuffed in a damn barrel for 7 years. I am just so, so grateful that they are boys. The teen-girl drama shiat would drive me up the wall. It drove me up the wall when I was one of them! Get a phone call from Suzy 'cause she's mad at me 'cause I said Mike was cute, and like you KNOW Jan totally wants Mike so you shouldn't be all up on her man, ya'know? Fark you Suzy. Fark you Jan. I'm gonna go play some basketball with Mike. BAH.

And if my sons go emo and start acting like girls and wearing rainbow headbands, I will beat them with a 2x4.
 
2009-03-05 06:16:12 PM
Moonfisher: ignatiusst: ...Teen escapes injury after listening to dad


How is this news? My teen escapes an ass-woopin' injury every day by doing what I tell him to do...

Your ideas. Intrigued. Newsletter. So on.

I agree with everyone about not wanting farking teenagers. When my babies turn 13, they are getting stuffed in a damn barrel for 7 years. I am just so, so grateful that they are boys.


Just wait until one of them comes home and says "Mom, dad, my girlfriend is pregnant."
 
2009-03-05 06:28:03 PM
This violence against furniture has go to stop!
 
2009-03-05 06:28:32 PM
Stay Cool Babylon: I can't farking imagine being the father of a teenager.
I don't know how you do it, man.


Single Dad with 4 teens here. "Sgt. Papa" most days.
However, I probably would have had dibs on the couch.
 
2009-03-05 06:30:18 PM
Birthday Girl: Thanks Stay Cool Babylon. That's an awesome image macro. Made me chuckle.

New to the internet?

/here, have another
i168.photobucket.com
 
2009-03-05 06:37:08 PM
Memes Ate My Balls: My father's life saving advice: "If I find out you're building anything from that god damn Jolly Rancher handbook thing, I will kick your ass."

...not even the match head floppy disk pranking device?

/never heard of The Anarchist's Cookbook, honest
//tin foil hat goodness
 
2009-03-05 06:42:12 PM
As a father of 4 girls who will all be teens at the same time let me just say...

/AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
//Someone please kill me now.
 
2009-03-05 06:54:31 PM
satanorsanta: Were you the friend?

I was A friend, but it wasn't my apartment.

I did end up living at that complex a few years later though.

/no drug possession policy
//just no trafficking
 
2009-03-05 07:17:20 PM
Spongebob Plaid Pants: PhantomPhreak: Stay Cool Babylon: So either I have a daughter who I'll need to protect from assholes like my teenaged self, or I'll have that asshole as my own son.

No, no, no! You do not want a teenage girl in your house. They are the worst, most vile creatures on the planet. My sister-in-law is 16 and I dread her coming over to our house. She used to be fun, I can only hope she grows out of this stage soon.

/Once was a teenage girl.
//Glad I don't have any daughters... yet.

Spongebob has five, ages 16-21, all living at home. Vasectomy can be your friend. Word.




So Mrs. Spongebob spent about six years of her life almost continually pregnant?
 
2009-03-05 07:22:16 PM
My theory stands. Farkers just won't complain about their kids. Parents, spouses, bosses, coworkers, the general public... other people's kids, sure, but no one lets loose about their own offspring.

The ones complaining about teenagers seem to be the Farkers who don't have any.

Why is this?
 
2009-03-05 07:30:22 PM
I'm raising my (now) 16 yr old niece. Pre-teens was the sweetest, nicest girl. What the hell happened!!!

"No, you can't get your nose, upper lip, and lower lip pierced."

The next morning she comes out of her room with 3 piercings.

She says, "I didn't get them pierced. I did them myself."

Teenage logic is going to drive me to drink...more.
 
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