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(The Smoking Gun)   Couple arrested for sex in public park. With mug shot "goodness"   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 152
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2009-03-05 12:03:07 PM  
He's 39? That's a hard 39.
 
2009-03-05 12:11:12 PM  
She's 39.
Meet Betty Jo Leonardson
the 39-year-old Leonardson
 
2009-03-05 12:13:27 PM  
Oh, come on. Ugly people need love too.

I've been married three times ;)
 
2009-03-05 12:14:56 PM  
That is one of the most awesomest articles I've read. There are too many quotes!!!


appeared to be very startled" and ceased coupling

I would too.

Silvia told Officer Mark Roberts that he "just wanted to fark"

Well who can blame ya buddy??

He added that he did not see any children in the area "due to the fact that his ass was up in the air

There's logic here that I'm impressed with.
 
2009-03-05 12:16:53 PM  
Eeeeeewwwwwww!
 
2009-03-05 12:19:05 PM  
Oddly enough, alcohol does not appear to have been a contributing factor in this case.
 
2009-03-05 12:21:21 PM  
So that's where Max Headroom been hanging.
 
2009-03-05 12:21:55 PM  
Eye Bleach Stat!

bikini.hotbloggirls.com
 
2009-03-05 12:22:18 PM  
ApocoLypstick: That is one of the most awesomest articles I've read. There are too many quotes!!!


appeared to be very startled" and ceased coupling

I would too.

Silvia told Officer Mark Roberts that he "just wanted to fark"

Well who can blame ya buddy??

He added that he did not see any children in the area "due to the fact that his ass was up in the air

There's logic here that I'm impressed with.


You missed the best one. From the police report "...was able to see the females pubic hair on her lower extremities."

WTF? She has short and curlies on her toes?
 
2009-03-05 12:30:22 PM  
A third person, Ricky Osborn, was lying on the ground near Leonardson and Silvia, but was "only watching the arrestees have sex."

Pardom me, But do you have any Grey Poupon for my sammich.
 
2009-03-05 12:37:46 PM  
is there some sort of reason why attractive people can't have sex in public? just once, I'd like to not read a fark article with pictures that make me unable to have an erection for several hours.
 
2009-03-05 12:40:43 PM  
Jebus, they are nasty ... was it Gorky Park?
 
2009-03-05 12:42:53 PM  
Ah, Bradenton - the armpit of the Gulf coast.
 
2009-03-05 12:45:10 PM  
I thought Fred Gwynne died years ago.

Zombie Herman?
 
2009-03-05 12:49:41 PM  
strangeguitar: He's 39?

Zombie Herman was 59.

Ricky Osborn, was lying on the ground near Leonardson and Silvia, but was "only watching the arrestees have sex."


So it was a potential 3-some?
 
2009-03-05 12:53:04 PM  
I like how TSG went to great pains to black out the victim's name everywhere in the report except for the "victim" box.
 
2009-03-05 12:56:18 PM  
Recoil Therapy: I like how TSG went to great pains to black out the victim's name everywhere in the report except for the "victim" box.

What surprises me is that she didn't join in, because everybody knows that all girls named Michelle are whores.
 
2009-03-05 01:00:00 PM  
In all fairness, I guess they'll only ever have each other.
 
2009-03-05 01:00:20 PM  
it's always the beautiful ones that get caught
 
2009-03-05 01:00:31 PM  
As for why he was having sex in public, Silvia explained, "You do it in a house, I am homeless so I do it out here."

That is the most rational thing I know of a homeless person ever saying.

/ We have some characters around here
 
2009-03-05 01:01:06 PM  
"You do it in a house, I am homeless so I do it out here."

It... makes sense.
 
2009-03-05 01:01:42 PM  
Well, at least we know she doesn't drag her teeth when blowing a guy.
 
2009-03-05 01:02:23 PM  
The pigeons probably called the cops out of disgust.

"Dude, I ain't shiating on THAT."
 
2009-03-05 01:02:26 PM  
That is the roughest 39 I have EVER seen. I'm 40, and she looks old enough to be my mother. Yeeks.

Yet she's gettin' some.
 
2009-03-05 01:02:46 PM  
After looking at those pictures, I need a Radiation Anticontamination Shower.
 
2009-03-05 01:03:02 PM  
Dude looks a little like Charles Bukowski.

/all I got
 
2009-03-05 01:03:33 PM  
My eyes!!!! ARGGGHHHH!!!!!
 
2009-03-05 01:03:38 PM  
strangeguitar: He's 39? That's a hard 39.

First thing I thought of. That dude is eight years older than me
but looks like he could be my grandpa.

/is that you granpops?
 
2009-03-05 01:03:58 PM  
GEH! Eeeeew.
 
2009-03-05 01:04:22 PM  
I love how the cop is trying to be professional - saying that she was "lying on her back without any pants on," that the guy was "lying on top of [her] with his pants pulled down to his ankles" and that he saw his "buttocks moving back and forth."

Then he says "Mr. Silva pulled out of Ms. Leonardson."

I LOLed.
 
2009-03-05 01:04:30 PM  
I don't care where they were having sex, it should be a crime regardless.
 
2009-03-05 01:05:12 PM  
bilbo douchebaggins: strangeguitar: He's 39? That's a hard 39.

First thing I thought of. That dude is eight years older than me
but looks like he could be my grandpa.

/is that you granpops?



didnt pay attention to TFA just saw Sylvia....

/is that you granmoms?
 
2009-03-05 01:06:10 PM  
I think that might be Gorgor... he is unemployed after all.
 
2009-03-05 01:06:23 PM  
MangoMan: Ah, Bradenton - the armpit of the Gulf coast.

Apparently, you have never been to Carrabelle or Apalachicola.
 
2009-03-05 01:07:44 PM  
A third person, Ricky Osborn, was lying on the ground near Leonardson and Silvia, but was "only watching the arrestees have sex." Though not charged, Osborn remains very creepy

My favorite part !
 
2009-03-05 01:07:58 PM  
The guy may have been homeless but there is a certain homespun logic to his responses.

The write up by the cop was gold...pure gold
 
2009-03-05 01:08:02 PM  
FTFA:
Ricky Osborn, was lying on the ground near Leonardson and Silvia, but was "only watching the arrestees have sex." Though not charged, Osborn remains very creepy.

The writer from the Smoking Gun should send this article to every major newspaper. He writes a better, more informative paragraph than most do in their whole column. I would definately buy any rag that had him/her as their lead colmunist.
 
2009-03-05 01:08:46 PM  
Yuck!
Nice warning there subby!

/can't see it but I'm waving my fist at you
 
2009-03-05 01:09:02 PM  
Chicago's new lineup of mugshots are online too. I can't get the link to post to fark though.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-mug-photogallery,0,5488047.photoga l lery
 
2009-03-05 01:09:15 PM  
APPROVES (new window)
 
2009-03-05 01:09:32 PM  
Bet she gives a great gummer.
 
2009-03-05 01:10:11 PM  
bilbo douchebaggins: I think that might be Gorgor... he is unemployed after all.

uh, which one Betty Jo, Or John?
 
2009-03-05 01:10:19 PM  
Ricky could watch, but he had to pay a hundred.
 
2009-03-05 01:11:09 PM  
they are all unemployed....hm...could be a calling....gross
 
2009-03-05 01:12:11 PM  
I think Mr. Silvia had the top of his hair taken off by a Hanzo.
 
2009-03-05 01:12:12 PM  
They look related.
 
2009-03-05 01:12:22 PM  
Cat Food Sandwiches: Ricky could watch, but he had to pay a hundred.

I believe he was just waiting his turn in line.
 
2009-03-05 01:12:33 PM  
damageddude: strangeguitar: He's 39?

Zombie Herman was 59.

Ricky Osborn, was lying on the ground near Leonardson and Silvia, but was "only watching the arrestees have sex."

So it was a potential 3-some?


FTFA: Osborn remains very creepy.

JC
 
2009-03-05 01:14:13 PM  
Wonder when the last time either put on deodorant? Love stinks.
 
2009-03-05 01:14:41 PM  
God--: Eye Bleach Stat!

Thank God --
 
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