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2009-03-05 03:03:32 PM
editorial.sidereel.com

Dad?
 
2009-03-05 03:03:48 PM
Hagbard Celine Dion: xkenny13: Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

Well, what about the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers?

Yes and proud we are of all of them.


i512.photobucket.com
 
2009-03-05 03:03:59 PM
These are the idiots that cause more gun control laws.
 
2009-03-05 03:04:03 PM
Well, TB, lets start with ammunition first. . .
 
2009-03-05 03:04:57 PM
s102.photobucket.com
 
2009-03-05 03:06:50 PM
isn't Kenner to Algiers a long distance? Are you really that pissed that your would FOLLOW somebody that far to shoot them? Why didn't the guy just drive to a police station?
 
2009-03-05 03:07:07 PM
When Walter askes axes you to mark the frame zero, you mark the farking frame zero

Subby's obviously not from Nawlins.
 
2009-03-05 03:07:48 PM
can't believe nobody pointed out the victim was in fact a cable repairman.
/he fixes the cable
 
2009-03-05 03:07:50 PM
ActionPaintball 2009-03-05 02:48:10 PM
Who has their 3 and 4 year old up at 3am bowling?


The same type of asshole who takes their new born to one of those Tepan Yaki restaurants and sits him next to the giant, hot oil shooting, flaming grill. Like the douches I saw last night.
 
2009-03-05 03:07:52 PM
stuhayes2010: MARK IT ZERO!

Foul lights, Walter
Dude
 
2009-03-05 03:08:31 PM
How long has the tardmitter been waiting for a bowling-related death? Scouring teh interwebs for "murder + bowling"? Ha, a kid in his early 20s with a wife and kid was shot in his own driveway dude LOL!

yea, ANTICIPATING lighten up francis...but my kid sister was drowned during a a mah-jong match...so shove that it your norwegian pipe and lick it
 
2009-03-05 03:09:03 PM
Not saying it was totally justified, but he did work for Cox Communication...
 
2009-03-05 03:09:34 PM
Hagbard Celine Dion: Was this on Shomer Shabbos?

Now think about it, he sure as hell wouldn't roll on Saturday. TFA says it was Sunday.
 
2009-03-05 03:09:35 PM
When they catch this dumba$$, they should have him publicly executed by hungry dogs. Torn apart piece by piece while everybody watches. Start with small chunks of arms and feet and maybe the ears and nose. Then work your way to the bowels. A long, slow, painful death.

This p.o.s. had to be "gangsta" over bowling? Bowling??!! WTF? Seriously, how tough are you if you're bowling, anyway? Yo, I gotta defend my rep by killing an unarmed guy with his wife in the car. Yeah, I'm a bad ass. I'm OG 'cause I can shoot you. Well, we'll see how gangsta this a$$munch is when his a$$ is used as the ball return lane. Kids lose their father (in New Orleans no less) over bowling. No friggin' sense.
 
2009-03-05 03:09:50 PM
Wait a second... we have a political shiatstorm-clusterfark of gargantuan proportions going on RIGHT NOW, and the story is the several days-old story about the murder over bowling?

Where are your farking priorities, subby?!
 
2009-03-05 03:09:54 PM
So what, he shoots the guy up and then drives off??

I would've at least tried to pick up the spare.
 
2009-03-05 03:10:23 PM
Josh The Stampede: ObscureNameHere: As one who hasn't seen it, for me it is so over-quote as a meme on FARK and other places that my natural anti-social tendencies rebel at the idea of joining a meme horde.

Of course. We aren't cool for liking it, so inversely, you MUST be cool for not liking it.


I guess the anti-social tendencies are not natural to you. Maybe you'll start a meme of not liking good things. Yeah that's it. You my friend, ObscureNameHere, have started a new meme. GOOD JOB SPORT!

/I don't like myself :(
 
2009-03-05 03:10:43 PM
signaljammer: Well, TB, lets start with ammunition first. . .

Fine.

/and no, I'm not trolling. I understand people have this inborn need to defend their castles from the gubmint, but dude, when has anyone SUCCESSFULLY defended themselves against the government?

//and what was this guy supposed to do, pull out a gun and shoot the other guy first?
 
2009-03-05 03:11:03 PM
Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
2009-03-05 03:11:15 PM
DrBimka: idrow: Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

This

I've only met one other (that I know of) of you, and I must say I don't understand your kind. You seem strange and foreign to me.

May I ask why you hate the movie?


I don't hate The Big Lebowski, but I did think it was a steaming pile of meh.
 
2009-03-05 03:11:49 PM
So the cops have the make and model of the car and the license number. Here's a novel idea: look it up on your police computer and go over to the guy's house and arrest him.
 
2009-03-05 03:12:01 PM
ObscureNameHere: DrBimka: idrow: Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

This

I've only met one other (that I know of) of you, and I must say I don't understand your kind. You seem strange and foreign to me.

May I ask why you hate the movie?

As one who hasn't seen it, for me it is so over-quote as a meme on FARK and other places that my natural anti-social tendencies rebel at the idea of joining a meme horde.


As ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic.
 
2009-03-05 03:12:37 PM
DrBimka: idrow: Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

This

I've only met one other (that I know of) of you, and I must say I don't understand your kind. You seem strange and foreign to me.

May I ask why you hate the movie?


I found it really boring and not that funny. Plus, I don't really like John Goodman - I don't think he's funny at all.

busy chillin': I bet the bowler felt condescended...



"Don't condescend me, man. I f*ckin' kill you."


/the allusive different movie reference in a Lebowski thread


Now that movie I freakin loved.
 
2009-03-05 03:13:05 PM
coitus?
 
2009-03-05 03:13:10 PM
www.nostarclothing.com
 
2009-03-05 03:13:15 PM
ActionPaintball: Who has their 3 and 4 year old up at 3am bowling?

The same kind of guy who is damned well gonna get his money's worth for the lane he rented!
 
hej
2009-03-05 03:13:58 PM
Always nice to see stereotypes playing themselves out.
 
2009-03-05 03:13:58 PM
bersl2
Wait a second... we have a political shiatstorm-clusterfark of gargantuan proportions going on RIGHT NOW, and the story is the several days-old story about the murder over bowling?

Where are your farking priorities, subby?!


This is going to sound weird, but the human mind can actually read about different topics in the same day. People can even think about different topics throughout that very same day.
 
2009-03-05 03:15:09 PM
That shiat is stepping over the line.

/bet it was a pink 8 pounder
 
2009-03-05 03:15:27 PM
The Southern Dandy: ObscureNameHere: DrBimka: idrow: Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

This

I've only met one other (that I know of) of you, and I must say I don't understand your kind. You seem strange and foreign to me.

May I ask why you hate the movie?

As one who hasn't seen it, for me it is so over-quote as a meme on FARK and other places that my natural anti-social tendencies rebel at the idea of joining a meme horde.

As ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic.


Mmm... the reactions of the pro-Leboski crowd are not failing to disappoint.

Look, it isn't an issue about the movie itself. It is an issue of the insipid fans around it.

Like anime.
 
2009-03-05 03:16:22 PM
macadamnut: When Walter askes axes axe you to mark the frame zero, you mark the farking frame zero

Subby's obviously not from Nawlins.


Lemme axe you summin. Do you hear people say "he does this" or he do this?" The "s" is rarely found at the end of urban slang word.
 
2009-03-05 03:16:29 PM
trappedspirit: ActionPaintball: Who has their 3 and 4 year old up at 3am bowling?

The same kind of guy who is damned well gonna get his money's worth for the lane he rented!


Or the guy who brings his kids to the races Sunday mornings to blow the weeks paycheck and get a free breakfast.

/end jack
 
2009-03-05 03:16:45 PM
ActionPaintball: Who has their 3 and 4 year old up at 3am bowling?

I think that was an am/pm screw up, because the article references Sunday afternoon.
 
2009-03-05 03:16:46 PM
Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

This

...is an OUTRAGE! For your sake, I'll assume you're just trolling.

/Keep your ugly farkin' goldbrickin' ass out of my fark community.
 
2009-03-05 03:16:46 PM
Wow. You have to be seriously pissed to follow someone all the way from Kenner to Algiers. By about the Carrolton interchange I would have said, "fark it." "There must be someone closer that I can shoot."
 
2009-03-05 03:17:12 PM
I don't like The Big Lebowski because it's not funny.

And the Star Wars movies all suck.

And The Simpsons hasn't been funny for about a decade.

That's right.
 
2009-03-05 03:17:17 PM
ObscureNameHere: DrBimka: idrow: Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

This

I've only met one other (that I know of) of you, and I must say I don't understand your kind. You seem strange and foreign to me.

May I ask why you hate the movie?

As one who hasn't seen it, for me it is so over-quote as a meme on FARK and other places that my natural anti-social tendencies rebel at the idea of joining a meme horde.


Yea, this is the reason I have not seen the movie...yech.
 
2009-03-05 03:17:26 PM
Think they decided to run this ad in the article because the dude's head looks like a bowling ball?

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img26.imageshack.us

Seriously... that's the most unfortunate face I've ever seen.
 
2009-03-05 03:17:31 PM
Gang war related to bowling, not cartels?!?

startelegram.typepad.com
 
2009-03-05 03:17:39 PM
Hey, I feel terrible for the family, but the first mistake this guy made was stopping his car and getting out to confront the douchebag. If you are going to do that, at least do it in a very public and crowded spot. Better yet, if you have a cell phone, use it to call the police. But stay in the car and stay moving if at all possible.
 
2009-03-05 03:17:46 PM
I need to add: Ashten is a great stripper name. Also, the kids were not in the car or bowling at 2am.
 
2009-03-05 03:18:00 PM
tedbundee: signaljammer: Well, TB, lets start with ammunition first. . .

Fine.

/and no, I'm not trolling. I understand people have this inborn need to defend their castles from the gubmint, but dude, when has anyone SUCCESSFULLY defended themselves against the government?



No one person can defend themselves against rockets and tanks...but the whole idea is that a well-armed populace is going to give the gubmint a pause before enforcing martial law or occupying a territory in these states....look at all the problems we had in Iraq, and all those guys had was rusty AK-47s and some cordite. So, your local gun nut will deter politicians from forcing you to pay your neighbor's mortgage, is what I'm saying.
 
2009-03-05 03:18:18 PM
They were my best bowlers. The one with the four eyes will be hard to defeat.

/TOFF?
 
2009-03-05 03:19:40 PM
instructors.cwrl.utexas.edu

Just to get all the angles.
 
2009-03-05 03:23:20 PM
ObscureNameHere:
Mmm... the reactions of the pro-Leboski crowd are not failing to disappoint.

Look, it isn't an issue about the movie itself. It is an issue of the insipid fans around it.

Like anime.


Oh, man, the only thing I hate more than anime is rap music.
 
2009-03-05 03:23:50 PM
It's stories like this that make me wonder and question my distaste for capital punishment. We have wandered so far away from respect for the law and fellow man, that I worry about our future. Kids stabbing each other with no remorse and seldom recourse. Random drive-by's.

/I'm done
//Heading home to explore a bottle of Gentleman Jack.
 
2009-03-05 03:24:37 PM
Well that's always a possibility when you live in the West Bank.
 
2009-03-05 03:26:51 PM
"Man shot to death over bowling spat."

I didn't know there was such a thing. Do they make your bowling shoes look like boots?
 
2009-03-05 03:27:01 PM
bersl2: Wait a second... we have a political shiatstorm-clusterfark of gargantuan proportions going on RIGHT NOW, and the story is the several days-old story about the murder over bowling?

Where are your farking priorities, subby?!


What i was thinking.

/Screw City Hall.
 
2009-03-05 03:27:51 PM
frankencj: ObscureNameHere: DrBimka: idrow: Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

This

I've only met one other (that I know of) of you, and I must say I don't understand your kind. You seem strange and foreign to me.

May I ask why you hate the movie?

As one who hasn't seen it, for me it is so over-quote as a meme on FARK and other places that my natural anti-social tendencies rebel at the idea of joining a meme horde.

Yea, this is the reason I have not seen the movie...yech.


I finally watched it last year. While it's not a bad movie, it's definetly not a great one either. I laugh more in an episode of Family Guy than I did during the entire movie.
 
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