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admvernclark		2009-03-05 11:09:33 AM

The black mayor and his cronies have hijacked the city. We are all doomed!!!!!11!!!!1

SurfaceTension		2009-03-05 11:34:15 AM

OK, if you're ever being followed like that, go to the farking police station, pull up to the front door and blare your horn like mad until they come outside.

/just wow
//has a feeling alcohol was involved in some way or another

Adjective Bird Whiskey		2009-03-05 12:07:04 PM

Nobody wants the pink ball, man.

Crosshair		2009-03-05 12:20:21 PM

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Crosshair		2009-03-05 12:22:12 PM

Crap, lets try this again,

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BiffWebster		2009-03-05 12:28:49 PM

Who kills someone over a bowling fight? Seriously. And why are they fighting over bowling anyway? Every time I go bowling with people they loose interest after the 3rd frame and are just there to get drunk and hang out.

I can see killing him if he was going slow in the fast lane or something, but bowling? Really? You just don't kill somebody over bowling.

Dust		2009-03-05 12:40:18 PM

You mark that frame an 8 and you're entering a world of pain.

dillenger69		2009-03-05 12:58:44 PM

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Dead for Tax Reasons		2009-03-05 01:01:14 PM

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shiat with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the farking trigger till it goes "click."

sleeping martyr		2009-03-05 01:12:56 PM

"Well, that's just your opinion, man."

Gig103		2009-03-05 01:26:48 PM

I hate the Big Lebowski.

Sybarite		2009-03-05 01:30:21 PM

Inibrius		2009-03-05 02:45:58 PM

Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

You're a nihilist, aren't you?

I_Think_Im_2D		2009-03-05 02:47:08 PM

Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

sleeping martyr: "Well, that's just your opinion, man."

stuhayes2010		2009-03-05 02:47:10 PM

MARK IT ZERO!

JesseL		2009-03-05 02:47:36 PM

In somewhat related news, I hear John Milius is up for reelction the the NRA board of directors.

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Sapper_Topo		2009-03-05 02:48:03 PM

Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

OVER THE LINE! I know youre a TFer and all so you should know better... But with that one tiny comment you just entered a world of pain!

ActionPaintball		2009-03-05 02:48:10 PM

Who has their 3 and 4 year old up at 3am bowling?

coppertop		2009-03-05 02:48:32 PM

Over the line!

Gunny Highway		2009-03-05 02:48:33 PM

This isnt Nam, there are rules

peachpicker		2009-03-05 02:48:34 PM

idrow		2009-03-05 02:49:05 PM

Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

This

stuhayes2010		2009-03-05 02:51:17 PM

ActionPaintball: Who has their 3 and 4 year old up at 3am bowling?

The best Dad in the world!

DrBimka		2009-03-05 02:52:12 PM

idrow: Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

This

I've only met one other (that I know of) of you, and I must say I don't understand your kind. You seem strange and foreign to me.

May I ask why you hate the movie?

ElLoco		2009-03-05 02:53:22 PM

I was told that the police would prevent these things. This guy should not have been forced to defend himself when he was plainly incapable of doing so. I blame Obama and that 'no god on money' chick.

Hagbard Celine Dion		2009-03-05 02:54:25 PM

Was this on Shomer Shabbos?

The_Terminator		2009-03-05 02:54:34 PM

OVER THE LINE!

ObscureNameHere		2009-03-05 02:54:37 PM

DrBimka: idrow: Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

This

I've only met one other (that I know of) of you, and I must say I don't understand your kind. You seem strange and foreign to me.

May I ask why you hate the movie?

As one who hasn't seen it, for me it is so over-quote as a meme on FARK and other places that my natural anti-social tendencies rebel at the idea of joining a meme horde.

jbrooks544		2009-03-05 02:55:08 PM

My policy is that if anyone is every following/chasing me like that, I drive up to the nearest police station and run in.

I've never done it, but my dad did once, with all the family in the car. I think it makes sense, and certainly beats death as an option.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2009-03-05 02:55:12 PM

Didn't those two losers who shot up the high school in Columbine go bowling first?

Clearly, we need to outlaw bowling. It obviously brings out the worst in people.

Better stick to something less violent like HOCKEY. (Notice how Canadians are far less of a violent society? Must be all that hockey.)

XMark		2009-03-05 02:55:37 PM

Kind of funny how wide a range of headlines warrant Big Lebowski references.

tedbundee		2009-03-05 02:55:42 PM

I think I said this earlier... but,

Get rid of guns

Josh The Stampede		2009-03-05 02:56:38 PM

ObscureNameHere: As one who hasn't seen it, for me it is so over-quote as a meme on FARK and other places that my natural anti-social tendencies rebel at the idea of joining a meme horde.

Of course. We aren't cool for liking it, so inversely, you MUST be cool for not liking it.

safety scissors		2009-03-05 02:57:07 PM

stuhayes2010: ActionPaintball: Who has their 3 and 4 year old up at 3am bowling?

The best Dad in the world!

Article lists 3 people in the car, doesn't say where the kids were at the time. I'm not prepared to call him a bad father without that information although I will concede there were other poor decisions made in the hours preceding his death.

busy chillin'		2009-03-05 02:57:46 PM

I bet the bowler felt condescended...

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"Don't condescend me, man. I f*ckin' kill you."

/the allusive different movie reference in a Lebowski thread

RogerDodger		2009-03-05 02:57:49 PM

That's what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps

macadamnut		2009-03-05 02:57:52 PM

tedbundee: I think I said this earlier... but,

Get rid of guns

Didn't we try that with booze?

/not a golfer

moops		2009-03-05 02:58:04 PM

Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

Lee's_Austin		2009-03-05 02:58:16 PM

THEY'RE GOING TO KILL THAT POOR WOMAN!

The_Terminator		2009-03-05 02:58:17 PM

tedbundee: I think I said this earlier... but,

Get rid of guns

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xkenny13		2009-03-05 02:58:22 PM

Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

Well, what about the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers?

Dr.Salvador		2009-03-05 02:58:50 PM

I was going to submit this with a pretty similar headline. Looks like subby beat me to it

/nihilist

LarryDan43		2009-03-05 02:58:50 PM

ElLoco: I was told that the police would prevent these things. This guy should not have been forced to defend himself when he was plainly incapable of doing so. I blame Obama and that 'no god on money' chick.

This is why we need concealed carry laws, at least this way he'd have gotten a shot or two in.... maybe.

Hagbard Celine Dion		2009-03-05 02:59:39 PM

xkenny13: Gig103: I hate the Big Lebowski.

Well, what about the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers?

Yes and proud we are of all of them.

URTheBallLickers		2009-03-05 03:00:09 PM

tedbundee: I think I said this earlier... but,

Get rid of guns

Yeah, because that would be the one law that criminals would obey.

Lee's_Austin		2009-03-05 03:00:59 PM

moops Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

He fixes the cable?

medius		2009-03-05 03:01:04 PM

RogerDodger: That's what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps

Do you see what happens, Larry?

That's my favorite quote too.

These movies are so much better on teevee.