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(AZCentral)   Moran arrested for child porn. Good. Good arrested for looking at kid's johnson. Johnson arrested with pics of kid in leathers. Leathers arrested with more, I see. Morici arrested too. Moran   (azcentral.com ) divider line
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2009-03-04 11:50:16 PM  
Well played Smitty. It's like the turducken of asshattery.
 
2009-03-05 12:04:21 AM  
Well played indeed. +1.
 
2009-03-05 12:07:25 AM  
Any heasline that makes me read it twice at 6AM is a good one. +1.
 
2009-03-05 12:08:02 AM  
headline. Ooh it's late.
 
2009-03-05 12:13:05 AM  
HA! Great headline.
 
2009-03-05 12:16:17 AM  
img11.imageshack.us


Do you like Gladiator movies?

/+1
 
2009-03-05 12:22:53 AM  
I'll come back to this when I'm not intoxicated. Attempting to read that again is going to cause me to get the drunk-spins.

+1, subby
 
2009-03-05 12:30:00 AM  
Absolutely superb

+1
 
2009-03-05 12:41:04 AM  
Wow, excellent work.

+1
 
2009-03-05 12:50:36 AM  
i283.photobucket.com
 
2009-03-05 01:10:58 AM  
*blinks twice*

Yeah!
 
2009-03-05 01:21:00 AM  
well done

/+1
 
2009-03-05 01:41:23 AM  
Ah, I bet subby's heart was racing with adrenaline -- when you find something that good, it's always a rush.

well done, subby. Well deserved green. :D

+1
 
2009-03-05 01:56:26 AM  
I come to Fark for headlines like this one. Awesome.

/Fark is remarkably difficult to explain to people
 
2009-03-05 02:36:15 AM  
i120.photobucket.com

MOAR headline!
 
2009-03-05 02:48:49 AM  
The depressing thing about the headline is that Subby might have just re-written "Who's on First" for the 21st century.
 
2009-03-05 02:52:41 AM  
Take a bow subby, that's some good headline writering there.
 
2009-03-05 03:13:54 AM  
Wow. +1
 
2009-03-05 03:36:17 AM  
I came to join in the chorus of praise for Subby.

(+1)
 
2009-03-05 05:31:07 AM  
Holy crap, subby!

Just... holy crap!

/take the rest of the day off
//you've earned it
 
2009-03-05 06:38:44 AM  
"At night we lock our doors, but is a stranger coming into your home via computer, or x-box, or cell phones?"

Hold me?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-03-05 06:54:11 AM  
This headline ought to be put on an infinitely scrolling banner display so we can watch it wrap around and around until our eyes get dizzy.
 
2009-03-05 07:48:28 AM  
Link is farked.

+1 anyway
 
2009-03-05 07:54:31 AM  
Brilliant headline. Uninteresting link.
+1
 
2009-03-05 08:00:41 AM  
well done you magnificent bastard!
 
2009-03-05 08:01:06 AM  
Nicely played on the headline!
 
2009-03-05 08:03:22 AM  
Moran liked looking at Johnson's, Buddy couldn't handle it.

/bravo subby
 
2009-03-05 08:03:54 AM  
So did Moran get child porn as well?
 
2009-03-05 08:04:03 AM  
Bravo.

Insert animated GIF of wild applause here.
 
2009-03-05 08:04:45 AM  
Subby should have worked Mormon in there somewhere being Arizona and all. Only state more infested with them is Utah.

Pedos in Arizona? More likely than you think.
formaementis.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-03-05 08:07:42 AM  
+1 very well played

/impressed
 
2009-03-05 08:08:40 AM  
Leathers all appreciate this Good headline. I'm in Ayala at subby's Johnson ability at working in the puns. It's so good, Carter the Moran reread it, the Morici.
 
2009-03-05 08:10:10 AM  
Juan Moore time!
 
2009-03-05 08:10:57 AM  
thecscore.files.wordpress.com

What Sean Johnson may look like.
 
2009-03-05 08:11:43 AM  

TheYeti: "At night we lock our doors, but is a stranger coming into your home via computer, or x-box, or cell phones?"

Hold me?



Sure thing. Hey, wait a minute. Are you a cop?
 
2009-03-05 08:12:25 AM  
msp124.photobucket.com

Impressive subby

/Would give you a +1 if I could
//hints for TF
///worth a shot
\\\\ SLASHIES
 
2009-03-05 08:13:27 AM  
Well played subby. Huzzah!
 
2009-03-05 08:14:26 AM  
FTFA: Police credited new and evolving technology for helping them identify and catch offenders, but declined to go into further detail about the tactics they used.

They really are in your ceiling.

Kali-Yuga

Why did they arrest Bill Nye?

/He's the Science Guy man!
 
2009-03-05 08:17:05 AM  

Kali-Yuga: Subby should have worked Mormon in there somewhere being Arizona and all. Only state more infested with them is Utah.


Weak.
 
2009-03-05 08:18:46 AM  
This has to be the most headline-ready article since "Two swimmers drowned. Juan Moore missing."

/+11
 
2009-03-05 08:23:28 AM  
www.49tons.nl

Headline of the year candidate right there.
 
2009-03-05 08:26:57 AM  
"At night we lock our doors, but is a stranger coming into your home via computer, or x-box, or cell phones?"

Um, from the article I'm guessing that stranger is usually the Feds.
 
2009-03-05 08:27:17 AM  

Sybarite: TheYeti: "At night we lock our doors, but is a stranger coming into your home via computer, or x-box, or cell phones?"

Hold me?


Sure thing. Hey, wait a minute. Are you a cop?


you magnificent bastard.
 
2009-03-05 08:28:29 AM  
"Each time a photograph is traded, each time a photograph is shared, that child is victimized all over again," said Tempe Police Chief Tom Ryff.

Unless of course the photos are taken in one of those "less free" countries where 17 year olds are legal. Then they're only victimized when they enter the U.S.

Things get really interesting when it involves a 16-year-old with a cell phone camera and a mirror. Not only are they felonious child-sex offenders producing child pornography, they're a victim of their own crime! Then they're victims again when they send it to their boyfriend. And victimized again when they look at it! Oh my...
 
2009-03-05 08:29:00 AM  
Genius. I hope this doesn't get overlooked a la Juan Moore last year. This is clearly the best headline of the year
 
2009-03-05 08:29:01 AM  

Jester Arm: Sean Shawn Johnson


FTFY.
 
2009-03-05 08:29:41 AM  
Headline of the year candidate.
 
2009-03-05 08:30:21 AM  
I don't get it.
 
2009-03-05 08:31:21 AM  
Simply sublime.

Well played at avoiding the recently used 'Goodyear' reference too.
 
2009-03-05 08:33:35 AM  
I concur with those who think your headline was magnificent, well done!
 
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