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(Daily Mail)   Grandmother has been mysteriously burping uncontrollably for two years. "I've got no life know, it's making me depressed to be trapped in my home."   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2009-03-04 10:18:36 PM  
"I've got no life know"

I was going to give submitter hell for the typo, but it's in TFA.
 
2009-03-04 10:18:37 PM  
Linda Lovelace is still around?
 
2009-03-04 10:18:44 PM  
Grammar Nazis will bring the pain!

catbaret.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-03-04 10:19:18 PM  
know weigh!
 
2009-03-04 10:20:04 PM  
She just burped before saying "ya'know"
 
2009-03-04 10:23:03 PM  
Happened to me, once. Lasted maybe 20 minutes, with each burp apparently happening for no reason. It's kind of embarrassing, but it took that long for me to figure out I could stop the burps at will. So, yeah, it's possible to get stuck in an involuntary burp cycle without realizing it, it's sort of a nervous tic.

Some wise, scary looking, physically large person just needs to get in her face and scream "STOP THAT, NOW."
 
2009-03-04 10:23:41 PM  
hot
 
2009-03-04 10:26:25 PM  
Begin nationalized health care debate in 3,2...
 
2009-03-04 10:27:37 PM  
Spelling error AND a run on?

Bring out the long Nazi knifes!
 
2009-03-04 10:28:59 PM  
Lay off the Club Soda. Or anything that'll ferment in ya.
 
2009-03-04 10:30:33 PM  
I want that on a tee shirt.
 
2009-03-04 10:31:21 PM  
I don't no, burping for 2 years could be embarrassing and painful. Know way she can sleep at night I bet.
 
2009-03-04 10:32:26 PM  
knifes

knives


/hides
 
2009-03-04 10:32:53 PM  
Fix that headline RIGHT KNOW!!
 
2009-03-04 10:33:01 PM  
Stop joining two independent clauses with a comma. It hurts.
 
2009-03-04 10:33:21 PM  
Tonight there's gonna be a grammar break
Somewhere in this town
See me and the boys we don't like it
So were gonna thrown some mean comments down
 
2009-03-04 10:34:00 PM  
shiat damn me!
 
2009-03-04 10:34:59 PM  
Well, she shouldn't have stolen the fizzy lifting drinks.
 
2009-03-04 10:35:34 PM  

simpsonfan: If they ever do a remake of Blazing Saddles...

At least it isn't coming out the other end.


You should meet my dad. The man has a perpetual tire fire in his gut. It's like clockwork every 10 minutes or so. Truly disgusting
 
2009-03-04 10:36:20 PM  
"While her condition her baffled the medics..."

This is just an awfully written article about something borderline interesting...
 
2009-03-04 10:37:33 PM  
another thing - the air she's burping out isn't being created out of nothing. It's not being absorbed through her skin, and she's not sucking it in her anus.

After every belch, she's swallowing more air which she then burps back up a few seconds later. Stop the swallowing, nothing more to belch.
 
2009-03-04 10:38:44 PM  
I've got no life, know
that I am trapped in my home
from burping all day
 
2009-03-04 10:38:45 PM  
Stop whining and put a cork in it granny!
 
2009-03-04 10:38:54 PM  

southern78: I don't no, burping for 2 years could be embarrassing and painful. Know way she can sleep at night I bet.


i129.photobucket.com
 
2009-03-04 10:39:20 PM  
So she's single, eh?
 
2009-03-04 10:40:15 PM  
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2009-03-04 10:42:47 PM  

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Here's a paper towel.
 
2009-03-04 10:43:16 PM  

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This.
 
2009-03-04 10:44:05 PM  
i512.photobucket.com

/had a little trouble with burping, but got it sorted out in the end.
//Oh no! There it goes again! Ah ha ha ha ha!

///been working on that one all night.
 
2009-03-04 10:45:05 PM  
yea, i farked that one up. Go on and bring it.
 
2009-03-04 10:45:47 PM  
theballwhisk.files.wordpress.com
/problem solved. Then again.... being that she lives in a country with socialized medicine... she will probably be dead within the year.
 
2009-03-04 10:46:44 PM  
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp! What?
 
2009-03-04 10:46:58 PM  
Old lady looking for attention. Diagnosed.

Next.
 
2009-03-04 11:10:56 PM  

asshatinagetawaycar: Spelling error AND a run on?

Bring out the long Nazi knifes!


Night of the long grammar knives?
 
2009-03-04 11:14:45 PM  
She needs to get one of these...

img24.imageshack.us
 
2009-03-04 11:20:09 PM  

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Came to see if someone posted this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2009-03-04 11:22:35 PM  
Stop gulping air as a mouth-breathing idiot.

Problem solved.
 
2009-03-04 11:26:27 PM  
It's psychosomatic and she's burdened with a terrible secret.

Oh, and she's British and complaining about not being able to go to the dentist - there's a joke in there somewhere.
 
2009-03-04 11:27:58 PM  
Reminds me of when I was growing up and listened to Don and Mike before they went syndicated (on WAVA in the DC/VA area). They used to call a guy regularly who couldn't stop hiccuping but then his family members got annoyed with their attention.
 
2009-03-04 11:31:00 PM  

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2009-03-04 11:39:31 PM  
I'm currently http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://simpsonspedia.net/images/thumb/d/ d e/Barney_Gumble.png/500px-Barney_Gumble.png&imgrefurl=http://simpsonspedia.net/i mages/thumb/d/de/Barney_Gumble.png/%3FC%3DN%3BO%3DD&usg=__e99nUkZ1vy2XZZDMczPFp6 fLmPc=&h=500&w=500&sz=97&hl=en&start=5&um=1&tbnid=Uyvpss9X9cCBDM:&tbnh=130&tbnw= 130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbarney%2Bgumble%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3 DN so I'm getting a big kick out of this
 
2009-03-04 11:41:24 PM  
At least the gas is escaping out the top end.


/had the death farts earlier this week.
 
2009-03-04 11:41:58 PM  
Someone needs to put this woman on Howard Stern RIGHT NOW.
 
2009-03-04 11:47:50 PM  

jerky on the veldt: Someone needs to put this woman on Howard Stern RIGHT NOW.


She should sound interesting riding the Sybian.
 
2009-03-05 03:33:56 AM  
maybe someone should talk to her about her diet of mentos and coke..
 
2009-03-05 04:16:38 AM  
Watch this become an episode of House.
 
2009-03-05 06:07:12 AM  

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Wow, could you be any more racist?
 
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