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(Sports by Brooks)   That Mountain Dew that tasted funny at the high school hoops game three weeks ago? You don't want to know   (sportsbybrooks.com) divider line 48
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2009-03-04 12:28:35 PM
Urine trouble now boys.
 
2009-03-04 12:39:41 PM
It had a little wang to it
 
2009-03-04 12:42:51 PM
when lifes gives you urine you make,

Urinade!
 
2009-03-04 12:55:46 PM
dancininanson.net

Wanted for questioning.
 
2009-03-04 01:10:14 PM
Sounds like home-made Corona to me....
 
2009-03-04 01:27:03 PM
I think they should get the death penalty.
 
2009-03-04 01:55:54 PM
Well, we know the perpetrators aren't Chinese.
 
2009-03-04 02:05:21 PM
Felony??? Wow.
 
2009-03-04 02:19:24 PM
Well this thread has so far been better than the actual article.
 
2009-03-04 02:37:44 PM
I hope I never find out if someone does this to me....because I would probably get in trouble after taking a baseball bat to their kneecaps.
 
2009-03-04 02:48:30 PM
When did mountain dew stop tasting like pee?
 
2009-03-04 02:49:59 PM
dillenger69: When did mountain dew stop tasting like pee?

WHEN YOUR MOTHER QUIT RECEIVING GOLDEN SHOWERS FROM ME AT THE PEPSI BOTTLING PLANT
 
2009-03-04 02:50:39 PM
Personally, I prefer the taste of pee to Mountain Dew.
 
2009-03-04 02:53:17 PM
TaVaMaN: Felony??? Wow.

Yeah, food tampering is pretty serious, even if the original intent is a prank.

DRTFA, but how'd they find out? who was the stool pigeon?
 
2009-03-04 02:55:32 PM
Although urine is sanitary, I still feel they should have some sort of charges be brought against them. What if one of them had had some sort of VD... I'll leave you with that.
 
2009-03-04 02:58:13 PM
Good thing I had crab juice instead.
 
2009-03-04 02:58:46 PM
Non-SbB link (new window)
 
2009-03-04 03:02:31 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: Wanted for questioning.

Dammit. Beat me to it.

"It does taste like it's got a little wang in it."
 
2009-03-04 03:03:56 PM
are you sure it wasn't just this version of Mountain Dew?

www.blogcdn.com

/easy to confuse this with urine
//hot like the hell for the person who greenlighted this flavor
 
2009-03-04 03:04:36 PM
anonymous6494: Good thing I had crab juice instead.

z.about.com

/approves
 
2009-03-04 03:07:23 PM
was r kelly there or something?
 
2009-03-04 03:08:46 PM
Ummm, why is there a pic of Prince in the article?
 
2009-03-04 03:13:20 PM
Jack_Knopf: Ummm, why is there a pic of Prince in the article?

Apparently Prince likes to drink pee.
 
2009-03-04 03:15:38 PM
He was the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry. He farted on meringue, he sneezed on braised endive, and, with creme of mushroom soup, well ... you get the idea.
 
2009-03-04 03:15:43 PM
ihatedumbpeople: TaVaMaN: Felony??? Wow.
DRTFA, but how'd they find out? who was the stool pigeon?



HA!
 
2009-03-04 03:16:49 PM
Jack_Knopf: Ummm, why is there a pic of Prince in the article?

came here for that, left satisfied
 
2009-03-04 03:27:57 PM
But officials determined that the amount of urine "was too much for just one person," and thus decided to cancel the remainder of Hiawatha's season.

Well see I shouldn't have chugged those beers before the game. I mean I couldn't leave the bench and at halftime the coach was busy yelling at us and they just kept handing me cup after cup of gatorade and... well let's just say I was stocked up.
 
2009-03-04 03:29:52 PM
Should point out that quote was from the Deadspin link YoungSwedishBlonde posted.
 
2009-03-04 03:34:17 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: Wanted for questioning.


Yes, the "Dew" had a little "wang" to it.
 
2009-03-04 03:36:39 PM
moistD: are you sure it wasn't just this version of Mountain Dew?

Pic of Halo 3 Mountain Dew

/easy to confuse this with urine
//hot like the hell for the person who greenlighted this flavor


What?!? That's the only good flavor Mountain Dew had (that I've sampled). They need to bring it back, dammit!

/and no, not because it was Halo
 
2009-03-04 03:41:18 PM
Junzi Nicuzn: What?!? That's the only good flavor Mountain Dew had (that I've sampled). They need to bring it back, dammit!

I spent hundreds of dollars on Game Fuel.

Swear to god, the stuff was like crack to me.
 
2009-03-04 03:41:54 PM
Junzi Nicuzn: moistD: are you sure it wasn't just this version of Mountain Dew?

Pic of Halo 3 Mountain Dew

/easy to confuse this with urine
//hot like the hell for the person who greenlighted this flavor

What?!? That's the only good flavor Mountain Dew had (that I've sampled). They need to bring it back, dammit!

/and no, not because it was Halo


I think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh tastes like pee and doesn't afraid of anything.
 
2009-03-04 03:43:44 PM
anonymous6494: Good thing I had crab juice instead.

Nice.

Currently, I prefer the taste of Diet Mountain Dew to regular Mountain Dew. Having one right now. Yummers.
 
2009-03-04 03:44:05 PM
myweb.wvnet.edu

someone say wang?
 
2009-03-04 03:44:15 PM
The little bastards who did this should be put in stocks in front of the courthouse with signs explaining what they did, and inviting people to throw rotten fruit at them.
 
2009-03-04 04:06:41 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Junzi Nicuzn: What?!? That's the only good flavor Mountain Dew had (that I've sampled). They need to bring it back, dammit!

I spent hundreds of dollars on Game Fuel.

Swear to god, the stuff was like crack to me.


Not being a fan of Mountain Dew, I was reluctant to try it. Decided to buy one can because I enjoy Halo. I then proceeded to raid all the 7-11's in my area for this stuff.
 
2009-03-04 04:17:29 PM
Ahh Bach: It had a little wang to it

Good though.
 
2009-03-04 04:18:48 PM
Junzi Nicuzn: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Junzi Nicuzn: What?!? That's the only good flavor Mountain Dew had (that I've sampled). They need to bring it back, dammit!

I spent hundreds of dollars on Game Fuel.

Swear to god, the stuff was like crack to me.

Not being a fan of Mountain Dew, I was reluctant to try it. Decided to buy one can because I enjoy Halo. I then proceeded to raid all the 7-11's in my area for this stuff.


I heard the new Dr. Pepper tastes like Tsquared.
 
2009-03-04 04:25:23 PM
www.dvdtown.com

/approves
 
2009-03-04 04:35:19 PM
Sigh. The Mountain Dew Supernova stuff was the best ever. I couldn't believe they didn't keep it. Fools.

And I can't see that this should be a felony. Does it get wiped off their record when they turn 18?
 
2009-03-04 04:42:36 PM
 
2009-03-04 04:50:40 PM
NakedReporta disapproves.

\scroll down to "Stories I've Told Again & Again & Again & Again" if you don't know....
 
2009-03-04 06:17:42 PM
Wait? There's NOT supposed to be urine in Mountain Dew?
 
2009-03-04 06:36:15 PM
Urine is pretty harmless and usually contains excess vitamins and minerals from the blood so in some instances it can be healthier than standard water.
 
2009-03-04 08:09:58 PM
peeny bunslinger: Urine is pretty harmless and usually contains excess vitamins and minerals from the blood so in some instances it can be healthier than standard water.

^ Newsletter?
 
2009-03-04 09:05:31 PM
Were they Chinese? Did they play joke?
 
2009-03-04 11:48:23 PM
You don't want to know

Not if it means clicking a goddamn FbB link.

Oh look, YoungSwedishBlonde to the rescue.

Urine and popcorn, everywhere

How is this different than any thread in the politics tab?
 
2009-03-05 09:31:05 AM
In High School gym class, we used to pee in some of the guys shampoo bottles. I guess it was funny at the time.
 
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