Crime fighting advice in Philly? That's like diet advice from TFettes.

/zing!

That's racist?

Next lesson: How to beat minorities and not leave bruises.

Hope no right-wingers see this. The NWO is here! Grab you guns! Man the barricades! One world government! Aiiieeee!

thyocyan: Crime fighting advice in Philly?

Yeah, compared to that, finding out where the good donuts are is actually pretty good.

mmmmmmmmm...donuts

What's all this then?

Stop or I'll say stop again!

Those weren't working?

Wait, aren't doughnuts bad for your teeth?

That's some fine police work there Lou.

The article doesn't make sense. It says they took them to get the best donuts but the picture shows them outside Dunkin Donuts.

They have Dunkin Donuts in the uk (as far as I remember) though it's naturally called Dunking Doughnuts, peasants!

Transport police top tip - Is he black, asian or otherwise not white? If yes then "random bag search".

Yea right subby. I'll only believe your headline when pigs fly.

How *dare* cops start their day off with coffee!

Good to see that fark doesn't perpetrate stereotypes.

/yeah whatever
//where's my morning coffee?

I would think the Brits would be the ones giving us advice.

LaughingGremlin: They have Dunkin Donuts in the uk (as far as I remember) though it's naturally called Dunking Doughnuts, peasants!

I never understood why we use "donut" and not "doughnut". For some damn reason, I always want to pronounce it "doo-nut." English is a screwy language!

/Dönuts?

Off topic from donuts, but....

Visiting cops in Philly and they didn't go to Geno's steaks? Oh, wait, they wouldn't have been served because they don't speak American.

/hate that nasty SOB, his weird cop fetish, and his crappy cheese steaks.

drxym: Transport police top tip - Is he black, asian or otherwise not white? If yes then "random bag search".

I just read this as though Clarkson was saying it himself. It sounds hilarious in my head.

Also, whose idea was it to start the Brits in Philly? Bringing back a few bad memories, no?

drxym: Transport police top tip - Is he black, asian or otherwise not white? If yes then "random bag search".

You left out dirty muslims

Gortex
Donuts indeed. I've done a few nuts in my time...wait, what?
Yes, doughnuts is just more logical.

Jamieboy: Off topic from donuts, but....

Visiting cops in Philly and they didn't go to Geno's steaks? Oh, wait, they wouldn't have been served because they don't speak American.

Why would anyone *choose* to go to Geno's? Tony Luke's and Jim's are far superior.

/lives near Pat's and Geno's, sick of tourists who can't drive.

The best donuts probably aren't in your town.

/Dig on that!
//Hotlinked, yes.

Broz_Tito: Next lesson: How to beat minorities and not leave bruises.



"That's right Peter, and if your kids give you any lip you can beat them with a sack of sweet Velency Oranges. They won't leave a bruise and it'll let 'em know who's boss, there's nooo doubt about it."

What, no tips on how to burn down city blocks?

/yes I did
//yes they did
///don't mess w/Philly cops

thyocyan: Crime fighting advice in Philly? That's like diet advice from TFettes any TFer.

/zing!

/obvious

zez: The article doesn't make sense. It says they took them to get the best donuts but the picture shows them outside Dunkin Donuts.

I know it's an old Dennis Leary joke, but all the Dunkin Donuts around where I'm at barely even serve donuts at all any more. The coffee was always a big thing, granted. But now the donuts are being pushed off to the side bit by bit, in favor of egg-white-sawdust-flatbread sandwiches, and mocha-hazelnut-tibetan-yak's-milk-lattes or other such nonsense. Most Dunkin's don't even make their own donuts on premises any more. They get a delivery in the morning, then (if they're lucky it seems) a delivery in the afternoon. Once they're out of donuts, they're out! Fini! Threadbare! Shiny at the elbows!

Oh well... I will admit, though, that their waffle & egg sandwiches do look good. But there's still no substitute for a glazed chocolate and a cup of mud... Mmmmmmmm...

(Don't get me started about Newbury Comics)

Approves.

/hot like m'Julie.

edip1976: No Philly Cop Jokes. 6 have been killed in the line of duty in the past year. The last one being two weeks ago, 25 with a pregnant wife.

I don't get it? Where am da funi?

Did they teach them how best to get shot to death?

Advanced lessons include carrying an unregistered gun to plant on unarmed shooting victims and shaking down dealers for your next fix.

Gen. Apathy: I would think the Brits would be the ones giving us advice.

Thats what I was thinking.

It's not a snark or anything, it's just that the British Transport Police have been doing anti-terror activities in train stations and the like since the 80's or earlier due to the IRA.

For instance, there have been no opaque bins on railway concourses for about 15 years in the UK, clear plastic sacks suspended from a simple metal ring only. That way no one can drop a "device" into them without it being noticed.

Pinko_Commie: Gen. Apathy: I would think the Brits would be the ones giving us advice.

Thats what I was thinking.
That way no one can drop a "device" into them without it being noticed.

Aha! Unless, and get this, it's disguised as something.

/or in a box.
//i like box.

I met a guy recently who was a cop in Toronto. When he was first being trained he was sent to Niagara Falls for some sort of exchange program that was part of his training.

He said all the cop he was partnered with did was go around to each local coffee shop or pizza joint and shake them down for free food all day.

wilde_at_heart: He said all the cop he was partnered with did was go around to each local coffee shop or pizza joint and shake them down for free food all day.

My uncle is a retired Philly cop and that is the only reason he was a cop. Utterly disgusting.

did anyone see that episode of Reno 911 where the british officer spends a day with the Reno police office? omg it was teh funi

edip1976: No Philly Cop Jokes. 6 have been killed in the line of duty in the past year. The last one being two weeks ago, 25 with a pregnant wife.

You do realize that's pretty much saying, "OFFEND ME! C'MON, PUSSIES!!! SAY SOMETHING SNARKY AND OFFENSIVE!"

/don't know anything about Philly cops.
//did they die of cheesesteak poisoning?
///got nothing.

philly cops raided the club down the street from my north philly apartment last weekend. we noticed the first cop lights while playing poker. then 2, 3 more cars arrived, and we decided to adjourn to the roof to see if we could see anything going on. On short order, 3 swat vans and about 15-20 more squad cars arrived, including temple university cops.

moral of the story is, philly cops are tired of being shot while on duty and are NOT MESSING AROUND anymore

/why yes I do live in the ghetto

edip1976: The last one being two weeks ago, 25 with a pregnant wife.

To be fair, she has been pregnant for several seasons.

TheWizard
edip1976: The last one being two weeks ago, 25 with a pregnant wife.

To be fair, she has been pregnant for several seasons.

You bastard....That was funny...

Wasn't this an episode of Reno 911?