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(Some Guy)   Man finds ten human teeth in wallet at Walmart. That's just decadent   (capecodonline.com) divider line
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2009-03-03 10:50:22 PM  
I knew someone who wore his own teeth on a thread around his neck...all of his teeth.
 
2009-03-03 11:01:10 PM  
That's just decadent
hahaha, nice.
 
2009-03-03 11:08:34 PM  
Ooh, I like, I LIKE!
 
2009-03-03 11:30:25 PM  
That's just decadent

That's a work of art, right there.
 
2009-03-04 12:02:10 AM  
As a fan of wallets but an anti-dentite, I am getting a kick out of the headline

/+1 subby
 
2009-03-04 12:16:02 AM  
The molar, the merrier.

:-/
 
2009-03-04 12:21:37 AM  
Give smitty a plaque.
 
2009-03-04 12:27:03 AM  
zooter: Give smitty a plaque.

A plaque?

Hell, give subby a crown.
 
2009-03-04 12:36:19 AM  
I'm at a floss for words. Subby, you win one Internet.
 
2009-03-04 12:51:52 AM  
beautiful.

+1
 
2009-03-04 12:53:24 AM  
TheGreatZarquon: I'm at a floss for words. Subby, you win one Internet.

Good headline writing can help us get to the root of the situation.
 
2009-03-04 01:00:23 AM  
+1 subby, that headline has some bite to it.
 
2009-03-04 01:02:36 AM  
A Walmart customer shopping around for a new wallet found 10 human teeth

Or as most Walmart shoppers call it, a full set.
 
2009-03-04 01:02:43 AM  
Well done sir. Well done.

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2009-03-04 01:05:24 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: TheGreatZarquon: I'm at a floss for words. Subby, you win one Internet.

Good headline writing can help us get to the root of the situation.


Dag-gum-it that is one cheeky. I'm sure Subby for all his wisdom could taste the greenlight when he wrote it. A liter waiting to find out if it wins is surely waiting my the skin of his teeth.
 
2009-03-04 01:08:53 AM  
HI-Larious!

It's only March, but that's going to be in the top 10 for the year.
 
2009-03-04 01:50:45 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: Dag-gum-it that is one cheeky. I'm sure Subby for all his wisdom could taste the greenlight when he wrote it. A liter waiting to find out if it wins is surely waiting my the skin of his teeth.

And in the end, it beats the competition to a pulp.
 
2009-03-04 02:52:20 AM  
I would love to know the twisted thought process that led to this pun.

Unless subby had it lined up and waiting for a story about ten teeth...which seems ridiculous, but maybe not so absurd when Fark is involved.
 
2009-03-04 02:58:25 AM  
Headline of the year right here. Great job Subby
 
2009-03-04 02:59:18 AM  
Rule 36:

For any situation that exists, some Farker has made a pun on it.

No exceptions.
 
2009-03-04 03:01:09 AM  
fangs to all of you for teh funny.
 
2009-03-04 03:02:55 AM  

Guma: fangs to all of you for teh funny.


well done! a pun we all missed.
 
2009-03-04 03:03:54 AM  
And people wonder why I've gotten to the point that I refuse to shop at Wal-Mart. Their shady business practices aren't even a concern anymore. It's that everytime I go to one, I'm surrounded by an assortment of hillbillies and 400 lbs women puttering around in mumus on a Rascal. Teeth in a wallet don't shock me at all coming from that place.
 
2009-03-04 03:04:13 AM  
Additional generic dentistry pun in praise of Subby's wordplay!

/also, in before metric pun
 
2009-03-04 03:06:10 AM  
WFern
You should be eternally grateful they are wearing muumuus and not a leisure suit meant for a 200lb woman.
 
2009-03-04 03:06:11 AM  
Oh, subby. Excellent.
 
2009-03-04 03:09:28 AM  
emnar
I would love to know the twisted thought process that led to this pun.

Unless subby had it lined up and waiting for a story about ten teeth...which seems ridiculous, but maybe not so absurd when Fark is involved.


Pratchett reference. Still superb.
 
2009-03-04 03:10:20 AM  
+1 subby. +1.
 
2009-03-04 03:10:28 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: zooter: Give smitty a plaque.

A plaque?

Hell, give subby a crown.


Sometimes I feel like there's so much Win in a thread, that I just can't take it."

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2009-03-04 03:11:36 AM  
This headline is worth ten internets.
 
2009-03-04 03:15:05 AM  
Bravo, subby! +1
 
2009-03-04 03:15:09 AM  

GWSuperfan: This headline is worth ten internets.


I also meant to add this to the quoted stuff in my last post.
 
2009-03-04 03:15:33 AM  
+ I.
 
2009-03-04 03:17:28 AM  
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/Bravo subby, you magnificent bastard
 
2009-03-04 03:18:07 AM  
you have just crested the clever peak. enjoy your brush with greatness.

/+1
 
2009-03-04 03:18:14 AM  
I found something interesting in my Planters Spanish peanuts. It was all dried up, nice and salty as I put it in my mouth, and as I was about to roll it over to bite, my tongue noticed it didn't taste right. I spat it out and on further inspection I discovered that it looked just a little too close to a pinky fingertip without the nail. I kept it as a souvenir and decided not to report it to the company just because I didn't want the attention (a la Wendy's Chili lady), but I didn't want money for it, either. Just having somebody else's semi-vestigial body part that didn't come from me was cool enough.

/No, I'm not posting the pic!
//But maybe the next Fark party I'll bring it...mix it in with the Beer Nuts! :P
 
2009-03-04 03:19:09 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: WFern
You should be eternally grateful they are wearing muumuus and not a leisure suit meant for a 200lb woman.


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2009-03-04 03:20:47 AM  
Subby, that was awesome. You should have your own chorus line of farkettes parade about spouting your fine qualities.
 
2009-03-04 03:24:01 AM  
^^^Oh, forgot to mention...bought the peanuts at a Wal-Mart.

/There's the connection.
//Subby needs a cavity search for that weird pun.
 
2009-03-04 03:31:48 AM  
WFern
A fat lady came into the shoe store said she wanted shoes for a Christmas party, I told her to stick a star in her ass, walk on her hands and go as the worlds largest ugliest Christmas tree.
 
2009-03-04 03:32:17 AM  
 
2009-03-04 03:33:54 AM  
the headline made me write this: i like that headline.
 
2009-03-04 03:33:57 AM  
yup , contender for HoY

great job subby
 
2009-03-04 03:42:27 AM  
Add six tits and they got another late shift at Waffle House.
 
2009-03-04 03:44:58 AM  
I-Tooth think that the headline is a ripper!
 
2009-03-04 03:54:54 AM  
Winner
 
2009-03-04 04:02:32 AM  
Bravo Subby
 
2009-03-04 04:02:54 AM  
Oh, this headline. So beautiful.

Great job!
 
2009-03-04 04:05:55 AM  
Wow. Good one, Subby. +1
 
2009-03-04 04:28:49 AM  
I'm initiating a single clap slowly building to a crescendo of applause for subby. Amazing.
 
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