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(Major League Baseball)   Darryl Strawberry says he would have used performance enhancing drugs, but there's only so many hours in a day   (mlb.mlb.com) divider line
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2009-03-03 10:17:06 PM  
Shea Stadium used to have a slogan each year..."The Magic Is Back" and stuff like that...the first season after Strawberry left I suggested, "The Cancer is Gone".
 
2009-03-04 12:18:50 AM  
I remember the discussion a year or two ago where some people speculated that ballplayers used cocaine in the distant past as a performance enhancer. One wag suggested that if that were the case hitters would be chasing Darrel Strawberry's homerun record today.
 
2009-03-04 12:44:42 AM  

torch: I remember the discussion a year or two ago where some people speculated that ballplayers used cocaine in the distant past as a performance enhancer. One wag suggested that if that were the case hitters would be chasing Darrel Strawberry's homerun record today.


Well no one said that it gave you longevity. It can definitely help in the short-term though, until you fry yourself.
 
2009-03-04 08:13:47 AM  
Honesty is refreshing ...... even from Strawberry.

/they are ALL doping
//MLB = WWE
 
2009-03-04 08:36:07 AM  
DDDDDDAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLL
DDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYLLLLLL!

/mr. burns had done it
 
2009-03-04 09:34:59 AM  
ZING!!!!!! I lol'd
 
2009-03-04 10:36:04 AM  
Darryl is such an obvious victim of his own weaknesses that I can't get outraged or upset with him anymore. This guy literally can't help himself and needs to be saved from himself.

/As opposed to Bonds and A-Rod who cheated to improve themselves, Darryl just destroyed himself.
//All that potential just thrown out the window. It's just sad.
 
2009-03-04 10:41:59 AM  
Came for the "Homer at the Bat" reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-03-04 10:48:10 AM  

buckeyebrain: Came for the "Homer at the Bat" reference, leaving satisfied.


Here's even more satisfaction for you.
(new window)
 
2009-03-04 10:51:21 AM  
Come on people, where is the love??

if (Headline == awesome) { LOL(); }
 
2009-03-04 11:15:06 AM  
[image from twitchfilm.net too old to be available]

/has a bone to pick with Mr. Strawberry
//link is hotter than Harvey Keitel at a routine traffic stop
 
2009-03-04 12:17:10 PM  
I am surprised that we didn't see huge guys back when they were legal.
 
2009-03-04 12:35:05 PM  

bacccc:
/they are ALL doping
//MLB = WWE


Counterpoint: David Wells.

/MGD is not HGH
 
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