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6517 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2003 at 12:11 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-31 12:14:07 PM  
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kill the farker!
2003-01-31 12:16:00 PM  
gator???? in ohio?????
2003-01-31 12:16:49 PM  
Yeah,really. Once you download that sh!t,it's all over the place. ;)
2003-01-31 12:16:53 PM  
She threw a pen toward the reptile to see if it would move.
That's tough love for ya.
2003-01-31 12:18:03 PM  
George Garcia, the manager at Northcoast PCS, admitted to being the main prankster at work. Just a couple of days prior, he switched buttons on an office calculator, causing workers to get wacky number totals.

SLOW DOWN! Changing numbers on a calculator? What a laugh riot. I wonder if they are hiring....
2003-01-31 12:18:12 PM  
2003-01-31 12:18:21 PM  
They need to run Ad-Aware.
2003-01-31 12:18:53 PM  
That little gator is just BEGGING to be photoshopped.
2003-01-31 12:21:42 PM  
i would take the little guy. tell those people to call me!
2003-01-31 12:27:18 PM  
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This Gator?
2003-01-31 12:28:08 PM  
Sounds like George was trying out a reptlilian version of "Terry Tate"

2003-01-31 12:28:42 PM  
Ahhhh! It's got that kid!

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2003-01-31 12:29:38 PM  
I see someone is playing with the db again... stories jumping around, going missing....
2003-01-31 12:30:15 PM  
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2003-01-31 12:30:56 PM  
She immediately alerted one of the workers, and he threw a box at the creature.

That was a teeny gator! Are all the guys in this office wimps?
2003-01-31 12:32:29 PM  
This article tastes like chicken! :-D
2003-01-31 12:38:46 PM  

Man, I hope this mistake will not jeopardize the other promotion for WKRP, "The Thanksgiving Day Turkey Givaway".

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
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2003-01-31 12:39:05 PM  
So what have we learned here?

If there's an alligator in your office, the best plan is to throw things at it.
2003-01-31 12:40:02 PM  
Scary?1? The thing is barely bigger than my hand.
2003-01-31 12:42:04 PM  
It was probably so cold it couldn't move. And it was tiny!! wimps!
2003-01-31 12:44:23 PM  
Uhhh, scary?

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More like adorable.
2003-01-31 12:46:58 PM  
How cute. If they didn't grow so big, I'd get one for a pet.
2003-01-31 12:48:53 PM  
But he said bringing an alligator to the job would be outlandish, even for him. He still can't believe the news of the intruder.

"When I called this morning, they said, 'Guess what we found? It has no hair,' " Garcia said.

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Mr. Bigglesworth?

I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please de-liv-er.
2003-01-31 12:56:08 PM  
Formerly of Arthur Anderson?
George Garcia... switched buttons on an office calculator, causing workers to get wacky number totals.
2003-01-31 01:05:23 PM  
And FIRE whoever the f*ck is responsible for this!

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2003-01-31 01:05:50 PM  
Bam Margera strikes again!

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2003-01-31 01:22:56 PM  

How do you rearrange the numbers on a calculator without anybody noticing? And then keep using them to add stuff?!?

3 7 8 +
1 2 4 -
9 5 6 =

2003-01-31 01:24:31 PM  
I thought he was in jail for killing his girlfriend and putting her in a surfboard bag.

I had a gator in around 84-85 - gullwing trucks, rat III wheels. weighed about 20 pounds. broke in half doing acid drops off of the school loading dock. moved to indys and rode santa cruz sticks from then on.

/good ole days
2003-01-31 01:25:19 PM  
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2003-01-31 01:25:29 PM  
Diogenes He probably only switched the function keys. Still, that's such a lame prank I think I might cry.
2003-01-31 01:25:34 PM  
Can't they like turn off the heat? Or are alligators cold blooded. Do they like the severe cold?
2003-01-31 01:36:52 PM  
They should have called three time All-American Michael Doss to tackle the little bastard!

Go Bucks!

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2003-01-31 01:48:12 PM  
I am not!
2003-01-31 02:23:13 PM  
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Look how scared he is...
2003-01-31 04:29:10 PM  
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Rupert Jee!

2003-01-31 05:04:12 PM  
I can't stand that god damned parasitic software. Keep it off my god damned network.
2003-01-31 05:21:54 PM  
You ever notice when a weird piece of local news shows up on the local news broadcasts at about 5 or 6, then it eventually shows up on Fark the next day - at about 2:00 in the afternoon?

I have, on numerous occasions. Like this.
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