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(Local6)   Police bust naked man wearing cape at museum   (local6.com) divider line 83
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2003-01-31 10:57:41 AM  
Maybe his Superhero leotard was at the cleaners?
 
2003-01-31 11:07:02 AM  
[image from archives.state.al.us too old to be available]
Busted!
 
2003-01-31 11:29:16 AM  
"dang it, Dad...."
 
2003-01-31 11:29:36 AM  
Dunna nunna nunna nunna Wangman!
 
2003-01-31 11:29:45 AM  
If he was wearing a cape then he wasn't naked, was he?
 
2003-01-31 11:30:03 AM  
well obviously if he's wearing a cape he's not NAKED.
 
2003-01-31 11:30:04 AM  
Well if he's got his cape on he's not really naked, is he?
 
2003-01-31 11:30:52 AM  
Once again the world is safe, thanks to DangleMan!
 
2003-01-31 11:32:04 AM  
Cape is one of those words where if you say enough, it sounds funny. Cape. Cape. Cape....
 
2003-01-31 11:32:57 AM  
He had a top hat too. This man is my hero.
 
2003-01-31 11:33:04 AM  
How come I never get to see stuff like this. Always happens when I'm not around.

Kinda like the Superman Clark Kent thing.
 
2003-01-31 11:33:25 AM  
Oh, come on. Which of us can honestly say this has never happened to them?
 
2003-01-31 11:33:40 AM  
...all right...somebody 'fess up...this is another Nike commercial, isn't it???
 
2003-01-31 11:33:50 AM  
felony mischief? you can be charged with FELONY mischief?

damn, im going to have to rethink some things.
 
2003-01-31 11:33:56 AM  
[image from images.art.com too old to be available]
 
2003-01-31 11:35:37 AM  
He was the Caped Crusader fighting against bad art.
**BLAM !** **POW !**
 
2003-01-31 11:36:45 AM  
at least the naked man didnt bust the police. Ba Dum Ching
 
2003-01-31 11:36:50 AM  
And since he didn't have a utility belt, I'd hate to be the one to find out what was the only utility he could use.
 
2003-01-31 11:37:34 AM  
Captian Schlong!!!!
 
2003-01-31 11:37:41 AM  
Nick Nolte?
 
2003-01-31 11:38:01 AM  
The man was apparently so aroused by the Statue of Blind Justice that he went nuts! Ashcroft was right, we need to cover that thing up ASAP!
 
2003-01-31 11:38:56 AM  
[image from artnet.com too old to be available]
 
2003-01-31 11:39:55 AM  
Nice, Nightsweat.
 
2003-01-31 11:40:34 AM  
YIKES...AND AWAY!!!!!!

/Daffy
 
2003-01-31 11:41:22 AM  
I have but one memory of a man in a cape. I'm at the local drug store getting some beer, guy in front of is around 40yrs old wearing shorts, a t-shirt and a cape. He buys every fashion mag in the place(cosmo, etc.), a copy of FHM, a bag of ballons, a bottle of lotion,a 40 pack of condoms, a roll of paper towels and a female looking B-day card. haveing a good laugh with my gf we goto the party. on the way home we see the guy running down the street, being chased by the cops wearing nothing but the cape. The moral, never trust anyone with a cape on.
 
2003-01-31 11:42:16 AM  
Well, if you're going to commit a crime, at least do it with "style"!
 
2003-01-31 11:42:33 AM  
Little do they know, but all the paintings have been thoroughly tea-bagged, and months from now when the curator develops the film in his camera, he'll see photos of the sculptures sticking out of the guy's rosebud...
 
2003-01-31 11:43:09 AM  
and people were laughing at my penis too!
 
2003-01-31 11:44:57 AM  
no, no, nooooo, it couldn't have happened in CA!
 
2003-01-31 11:46:08 AM  
Oh the joy. My hometown makes fark and it's because of soem freak... Anyways, Bakersfield is an armpit. Avoid it at all costs. My sympathy to any farkers who are there.
 
2003-01-31 11:46:32 AM  
bah! This is right out of "Godfather II"....

"That's why they call him 'Superman'!"

/Freddy Corleone
 
2003-01-31 11:49:27 AM  
Well, his superpower isn't invisibility....
 
2003-01-31 11:49:36 AM  
Maybe Johnny Ola told him about the museum?
 
2003-01-31 11:50:10 AM  
[image from performanceart.net too old to be available]

GIS for "nude man cape"

and from the page that was on Hula boner (NSFW or homophobes)
 
2003-01-31 11:50:20 AM  
Turns out it was just Ashcroft trynig to cover up the statue David.
 
2003-01-31 11:51:01 AM  
Crap. Meant to link the first image. Sorry.

MODS!!!!!
 
2003-01-31 11:51:33 AM  
That's what he gets for wearing a cape.
 
2003-01-31 11:52:37 AM  
From article: Officers are offering no explanation as to why Walton was nude. But police say he wasn't drunk or on drugs.

Are drink and drugs considered the only reasons one might get nude these days?
 
2003-01-31 11:53:29 AM  
Orgasmatron: Maybe he was invisible, but the cape and top hat weren't.
 
2003-01-31 11:56:46 AM  
Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!! I love to read a story like that first thing in the morning. Let's hear it for the criminally weird! Hurray!
 
2003-01-31 11:56:49 AM  
"Beware, beware, beware of the naked man..."
--Randy Newman

"Beware, beware, beware of the naked man..."
--Randy Newman
 
2003-01-31 11:57:39 AM  
randy newman is great.
 
2003-01-31 12:00:10 PM  
God-dammit Dad, not again!
 
2003-01-31 12:00:24 PM  
01-31-03 11:49:36 AM BillDarryl
Maybe Johnny Ola told him about the museum?


Well, Old Man Roth never goes to the museum, but Johnny knows those places like the back of his hand....
 
2003-01-31 12:01:02 PM  
[image from cnn.com too old to be available]

Can you explain what "unfair discrimination of art" means
 
2003-01-31 12:01:33 PM  
"Excuse me sir, but that is fine cape you've got there. Too bad I can clearly see you're nuts."
 
2003-01-31 12:02:49 PM  
Lizard
Ottawa had a guy who dressed up as spiderman. He didn't run around or anything, but it was still a little odd.

In Montreal there was a guy who dressed up like superman and rode the subways all day. I guess if you're homeless it helps to have a gimick.
 
buz
2003-01-31 12:03:16 PM  
"Look!"
"...up in the sky!"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"Its... umm.. err... ah... some fvcktard in a cape and tophat."
 
2003-01-31 12:04:01 PM  
Hey, pervs need culture too...
 
2003-01-31 12:04:36 PM  
Performance Art. Is that a hat rack or are you just happy to see us?
 
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