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(Daily Mail)   Sean Connery taken to court for screwing his friend. "And your mother, Trebek."   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 29
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2009-03-03 12:46:15 AM  
I wanna be a tax exile in the Bahamas too.

Oh yeah,

i199.photobucket.com
 
2009-03-03 01:32:15 AM  
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck, and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
 
2009-03-03 02:13:33 AM  
jake_lex: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

Fark you! As soon as I read this, I start sneezing like I'm dying. Thanks jake_lex!

/Nah, it's all good
//been sick all last week
 
2009-03-03 02:24:00 AM  
All Sean Connery needs to lose this one is someone uttering that most dreaded of phrases:

Highlander 2.
 
zz9
2009-03-03 03:55:42 AM  
FTA: Last night a spokesman for the actor's LA publicist said: 'We are looking into it.

'Neither Sir Sean nor anyone else is aware of it.'


Has this spokesman spoken to Connery? If not then how does he know he's not aware of it? And if he has, then he is now aware about it...
 
2009-03-03 06:00:46 AM  
What is that painting of Sean Connery behind a boxer? (Besides being hideous)
 
2009-03-03 06:02:51 AM  
Interesting painting in the third photo.
 
2009-03-03 06:11:45 AM  
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// Just sayin'
 
2009-03-03 06:18:48 AM  
But when their friendship soured Sir Sean is said to have sold off at a massive profit the assets Jean René had offered him as security.

somosblogs.cl

/James Bond vs. Leon?
//holy shiat, that would be badass. The script practically writes itself.
 
2009-03-03 06:38:08 AM  
Seriously, WTF is up with that painting pic? Why is Connery looking so pleased both in the painting and holding the thing up for the photo? It's really creepy, even without the implied buttsecks.

And as for the composition of the painting, itself, while it's fairly awful I'm assuming it's part of a Sean Connery 'That Guy' series, which could really be awesome; just insert an enigmatically amused white-suited Sean Connery into the blank spaces in otherwise unremarkable and unrelated pictures and Ka-Ching! Gold!
 
2009-03-03 08:02:26 AM  
It's a painting of Sean Connery and his houseboy Esai Morales
 
2009-03-03 08:16:48 AM  
Anal Bum Cover for 100, Alex!
 
2009-03-03 09:20:16 AM  
I'll take "the rapists" for $200, Alex.

\that's "therapists", Mr Connery
 
2009-03-03 10:13:56 AM  
Moo
 
2009-03-03 10:50:50 AM  
Gridlock: // Just sayin'

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

///Rugbyjock is Micheline Connery????
//Yikes!!
 
2009-03-03 11:16:15 AM  
"Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebeck?"

/Below
//Me
///Slashies for 100, Alex
 
2009-03-03 12:16:40 PM  
"Buckfutter!"
 
2009-03-03 12:26:53 PM  
I'll take Jap anus relations for $100
 
2009-03-03 01:08:45 PM  
"Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen."
 
2009-03-03 01:20:06 PM  
"Dolly Parton!"
 
2009-03-03 02:28:12 PM  
You're The Man Now, Dog!
 
2009-03-03 03:00:02 PM  
Grotesk: Seriously, WTF is up with that painting pic? Why is Connery looking so pleased both in the painting and holding the thing up for the photo? It's really creepy, even without the implied buttsecks.

And as for the composition of the painting, itself, while it's fairly awful I'm assuming it's part of a Sean Connery 'That Guy' series, which could really be awesome; just insert an enigmatically amused white-suited Sean Connery into the blank spaces in otherwise unremarkable and unrelated pictures and Ka-Ching! Gold!


Allan Quartermain.
 
2009-03-03 03:48:21 PM  
Nah, it's not buttsecks.

His wife painted it, the POV is clearly hers as she's about to get it on with the poolboy while Sean watches.
 
2009-03-03 03:50:28 PM  
Well, I started to read the article, and the opening line kind of dumbstruck me, about how he was being investigated for making a profit on the loan. My first thought was "Part of the purpose of a loan is making a profit. If you're not making a profit, then you're not giving a loan, you're just letting someone borrow money". And with that I was prepared to defend Connery. Then the article went on to allege that Connery was charging 1000% interest, which is ridiculously high. And that he might have sold of the collateral on the loan out of spite because of a falling out with his friend, not because the friend had defaulted on the loan. Amd that is where i was like "Man, if thats true, then Connery is the biggest sort of dick". I mean seriously, if this is true, then he really has become his SNL self. Connery had better hope that whatever contract there is regarding the loan is good and legal, and is on is side. Otherwise he might be getting his ass handed to him in court.
 
2009-03-03 04:15:12 PM  
matt2891: Well, I started to read the article, and the opening line kind of dumbstruck me, about how he was being investigated for making a profit on the loan. My first thought was "Part of the purpose of a loan is making a profit. If you're not making a profit, then you're not giving a loan, you're just letting someone borrow money". And with that I was prepared to defend Connery. Then the article went on to allege that Connery was charging 1000% interest, which is ridiculously high. And that he might have sold of the collateral on the loan out of spite because of a falling out with his friend, not because the friend had defaulted on the loan. Amd that is where i was like "Man, if thats true, then Connery is the biggest sort of dick". I mean seriously, if this is true, then he really has become his SNL self. Connery had better hope that whatever contract there is regarding the loan is good and legal, and is on is side. Otherwise he might be getting his ass handed to him in court.

The day is mine!
 
2009-03-03 04:17:24 PM  
KingKauff: Moo

Dammit. beat me to it.
 
2009-03-03 04:19:45 PM  
Fano: The day is mine!

I'll have Famous Titties for $4000

/That's Title's, Mr. Connery, Famous Title's
//DAMN!
 
2009-03-03 05:56:56 PM  
Sean Connery will not pay this fine! It's unjust!

/I'll take "Swords"
 
2009-03-03 06:31:27 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
/not my work
//yes, I know that a kilt is not a skirt
 
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