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(Yahoo)   Groundhogs are actually looking for varmint-tang when they come out   ( divider line
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2796 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2003 at 4:55 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-31 10:31:16 AM  
So, basically male groundhogs are awakened from hibernation 'cause they're feeling hairy. Makes sense. For what other reason do men get out of bed?
2003-01-31 12:00:49 PM  
Hey Sudie we also get out of bed to get on the couch. Give us some credit.
2003-01-31 12:02:05 PM  
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2003-01-31 12:12:56 PM  
Bump, I'm ROFL. Great pic.
2003-01-31 12:41:26 PM  
Why, for goodness sake, does anyone become a professor of rodent hibernation?
2003-01-31 12:47:33 PM  
Eat More Possum:I blame it on his guidance councelor.
2003-01-31 04:56:55 PM  
Countdown to the posting of the Irrational Marmot in 3...2...1...
2003-01-31 04:58:36 PM  
A groundhog who strikes out a lot will soon become a professor of rodent masterbation.
2003-01-31 04:59:19 PM  
Fact: Groundhogs suffer from "shadow envy".
2003-01-31 04:59:25 PM  
Countdown to someone counting down a cliche in...3...2...1..
2003-01-31 05:00:04 PM  
are they astronaut groundhogs?
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2003-01-31 05:00:09 PM  
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"Smells like varmit poon-tang."
2003-01-31 05:00:36 PM  
And Who Isn't?
2003-01-31 05:00:41 PM  
As I am a farmer, and have several groundhogs, I don't believe this "news" for a second.
2003-01-31 05:01:00 PM  
Varmint Tang: the other other other white meat.

Varmint Tang: we won't tell.

Varmint Tang: it only hurts when they're porcupines.
2003-01-31 05:01:19 PM  
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2003-01-31 05:02:32 PM  
how bout Method Marmot, or Ol' Dirty Groundhog?
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2003-01-31 05:02:40 PM  
I wondered when you were going to show up, Ace_Lightning.

Wasn't that your brother-in-law abducting the mailman in Dade County?
2003-01-31 05:04:15 PM  
BFD, that's the only time I come out of my hole, too.
2003-01-31 05:04:48 PM  
Irrational Marmot doesn't need to look!!!

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2003-01-31 05:07:49 PM  
hey hey hey, Young_Fart we don't want to know about your private life.
2003-01-31 05:08:15 PM  
For some reason the phrase "varmint tang" reminds me of a girl I dated who looked like a mouse. Not that she was poggid or anything, she was a actually pretty cute. She even squeaked sometimes when we plowed. I think it was as close as she could get to moaning or something.

2003-01-31 05:08:36 PM  
Phil Connors: "Do you ever have deja vu Mrs. Lancaster?"
Mrs Lancaster: "I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen."
2003-01-31 05:08:43 PM  
Boobies: I took Tang Soo Do as a kid. Haven't seen any do-jos in a while and thought they packed up and moved back to Korea.
2003-01-31 05:09:26 PM  
Although a male might stay with a female for as long as two days, they don't appear to mate then.

"We just talked. Honest!"
2003-01-31 05:09:45 PM  
Varmint-tang. That's just great!! mmmmmmmmmm...varmint-tang
2003-01-31 05:09:53 PM  
shiat, forgot about the damn filters.
2003-01-31 05:11:07 PM  
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2003-01-31 05:20:54 PM  
01-31-03 05:07:49 PM Fortheloveof
hey hey hey, Young_Fart we don't want to know about your private life.

Be nice. I don't make fun of your mating call, do I ?
2003-01-31 05:21:36 PM  
Ok, I must have missed this one. Why is the marmet irrational? He looks happy enough to me.
2003-01-31 05:27:13 PM  
Carl Spackler
2003-01-31 05:28:35 PM  
"I guess all I have to do is pump a couple thousand gallons of water down there to teach you a lesson. Is that right? I think it is"

>>gratuitous Carl Spackler quote<<
2003-01-31 05:28:48 PM  
...lets try this again...

Carl Spackler
2003-01-31 05:35:41 PM's a long convoluted story...but trust me...he is irrational.
2003-01-31 05:36:49 PM  
neither did your mom but i digress...:)
2003-01-31 05:38:03 PM  
Tastes like beaver...
2003-01-31 07:13:22 PM  
This should really get the obvious tag.
2003-01-31 07:43:09 PM  
Ok, I thought everyone knew that Groundhog Day is a tradition, not a science. That's where meterologist(how ever you spell it) fall in.
2003-01-31 07:55:32 PM  
2003-01-31 08:03:43 PM  
Who wouldn't?
2003-01-31 08:34:40 PM  
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2003-01-31 08:53:01 PM  
2003-01-31 09:13:53 PM  
One's shadow is very noticeable when it is clear and cold.
One's shadow is less noticeable when it is warm and overcast.
'When the groundhog comes out' is one way that people with no calendars note the time of year.
2003-01-31 09:45:33 PM  

/can't get song out of head... thanks a lot, whoever posted that
2003-01-31 09:47:22 PM  
Hmm, GIS for: varmint tang

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2003-01-31 10:16:48 PM  
I have to laugh
2003-01-31 10:53:46 PM  
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2003-01-31 11:29:36 PM  
Irrational Marmot says..."Fear me Gere...fear me."

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2003-01-31 11:31:19 PM  
Irrational Marmot says..."Nice HTML dingus."

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