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(Daily Mail)   Austrian incest dungeon dad has a new defense: "I guess I picked the wrong week to stop her sniffing glue"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 97
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2009-03-02 09:32:09 AM  
Funny. Incest Dungeon Dad was my Sapnish teacher in high school.
 
2009-03-02 10:25:12 AM  
Building a secret dungeon and imprisoning your children and torturing them sexually for years and years is a perfectly reasonable response to a daughter's substance abuse issues. It's called "tough love."
 
2009-03-02 10:37:12 AM  
To be fair, they were coming right at him.
 
2009-03-02 11:10:17 AM  
Roger, Roger. Over, Over.
 
2009-03-02 11:12:00 AM  
images.paraorkut.com
does not approve
 
2009-03-02 11:13:41 AM  
I just want to say we're all counting on you.
 
2009-03-02 11:14:56 AM  
From the website comments:

"There is a difference just locking your daughter up to prevent solvent abuse and then keeping her there for years and raping her. There are no excuses."

Thank god you cleared that up for us.
 
2009-03-02 11:16:23 AM  
redriverpak.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-03-02 11:17:12 AM  
It's like I am walking on sunshine!!!
 
2009-03-02 11:18:17 AM  
"And Leon's getting LARRRRRGERRRR!!!"

img98.imageshack.us
 
2009-03-02 11:18:45 AM  
So does this guy REALLY think he was doing the right thing, or does he think the rest of the planet is so stupid we can all be duped into believing him? Is he vaguely delusional toward his own self, or vaguely delusional toward the rest of the world?

Or is he maybe hoping that with the most outlandish story possible, he just might pull it off and get out of this?
 
2009-03-02 11:18:45 AM  
-Insert Australian Joke here-
 
2009-03-02 11:19:22 AM  
If she was tied up, then he had his vector, Victor, and he had his clearance, Clarence.
 
2009-03-02 11:19:23 AM  
The Angry Hand of God: Wrong solvent, but I still lol'd
 
2009-03-02 11:20:18 AM  
I'm willing to make an exception and support capital punishment in this case.

Hope this monster burn in hell.
 
2009-03-02 11:23:19 AM  
 
2009-03-02 11:25:06 AM  
I'd shoot him myself. This freak doesn't need attention, he needs to be dead.
 
2009-03-02 11:25:09 AM  
img111.imageshack.us
 
2009-03-02 11:26:51 AM  
Sin_City_Superhero: The Angry Hand of God:
It's like I am walking on sunshine!!!

(now with linkey goodness)


What in the name of High School Football????
 
2009-03-02 11:27:48 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Should I not have done...
i.dailymail.co.uk
that?
 
2009-03-02 11:29:16 AM  
You know, I'm not usually a violent person, but this dude needs to be drug out into the street and shot. Just farkin' double tap him in the chest and put one through his head. I know I instantly become an internet tough guy cliche by saying that, but goddamn this bastard needs to be put down.

Just farking kill the piece of shiat.
 
2009-03-02 11:29:43 AM  
Am I the only one with a rod right now?
 
2009-03-02 11:30:43 AM  
Vincent Price is looking rough.
 
2009-03-02 11:30:45 AM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2009-03-02 11:31:12 AM  
Glitchwerks: You know, I'm not usually a violent person, but this dude needs to be drug out into the street and shot. Just farkin' double tap him in the chest and put one through his head. I know I instantly become an internet tough guy cliche by saying that, but goddamn this bastard needs to be put down.

Just farking kill the piece of shiat.


Which sorts of martial arts do you pretend to have mastered?
 
2009-03-02 11:31:30 AM  
Podna:

i44.tinypic.com
 
2009-03-02 11:33:53 AM  
AbortionsForAll: Glitchwerks: You know, I'm not usually a violent person, but this dude needs to be drug out into the street and shot. Just farkin' double tap him in the chest and put one through his head. I know I instantly become an internet tough guy cliche by saying that, but goddamn this bastard needs to be put down.

Just farking kill the piece of shiat.

Which sorts of martial arts do you pretend to have mastered?


Let me go to Wikipedia and pick out a few good ones that sound really hardcore and get back to you on that.
 
2009-03-02 11:33:57 AM  
How about some coffee, Johnny?
 
2009-03-02 11:37:36 AM  
 
2009-03-02 11:38:10 AM  
Why not...

i223.photobucket.com

Crazy Australians
 
2009-03-02 11:41:19 AM  
Wight Power: Why not...

That made me laugh way too hard...
 
2009-03-02 11:43:31 AM  
'They didn't miss anything as I really tried to make their life in captivity as pleasant as possible.'

Yeah, dad, daylight is really overrated, as is the act of roaming around in a space larger than a six-by-six room.

'We played, we chatted, we laughed in the cellar, we actually led a completely normal family life...'

Not just normal; it's completely normal. Sure. This sort of stuff happens to all of us.

The scariest thing about basement-sex-captives is knowing that it's always going on somewhere. When we finally hear about them, they've been there for a decade or more.
 
2009-03-02 11:44:15 AM  
Well throw another shrimp on the barby, mate!

i282.photobucket.com
 
2009-03-02 11:46:42 AM  
Two Dogs Farking:
That made me laugh way too hard...


Good! We can't always be so serious :D
 
2009-03-02 11:51:55 AM  
he's not Australian, he's AUSTRIAN! from Austria! not Australia! Gosh!
 
2009-03-02 11:53:32 AM  
spookybee: he's not Australian, he's AUSTRIAN! from Austria! not Australia! Gosh!

*whoosh*
 
2009-03-02 11:54:51 AM  
Is it me or do farkers not know the difference between Austria and Australia??????
 
2009-03-02 11:56:26 AM  
Lord S810: Is it me or do farkers not know the difference between Austria and Australia??????

I don't think that's it. I think it might just be that you're retarded.
 
2009-03-02 11:57:42 AM  
It's a bit comforting to know that, know matter how badly I screw up as a parent, my daughter will most likely never refer to me as, 'Incest Dungeon Dad' to her friends.

-or-

"My dad's a firefighter."
"My dad's a pilot."
"Oh yeah? Well, my dad is Incest Dungeon Dad."

/Most. Awkward. Sleepover. Evar.
 
2009-03-02 11:58:12 AM  
Psycho Zombie Monkey 2009-03-02 11:18:45 AM
-Insert Australian Austrian Joke here- FTFY
 
2009-03-02 11:58:21 AM  
AbortionsForAll: Which sorts of martial arts do you pretend to have mastered?

The Scottish Martial Art of Fuh Kyu. It mainly consists of headbutting and kicking a man when he's down.
 
2009-03-02 12:01:06 PM  
Lord S810: Is it me or do farkers not know the difference between Austria and Australia??????

i43.tinypic.com
 
2009-03-02 12:01:46 PM  
Is it me or do farkers not know the difference between Austria and Australia??????

I think you missed the memo...
 
2009-03-02 12:02:56 PM  
AbortionsForAll: Lord S810: Is it me or do farkers not know the difference between Austria and Australia??????

I don't think that's it. I think it might just be that you're retarded.



But how come there's all those pictures with the Australian flag? I thought he was from Austria. People should pay attention to the articles, you know.

/meta-memes
//serious business
 
2009-03-02 12:03:33 PM  
Lord S810: Is it me or do farkers not know the difference between Austria and Australia??????

I'll admit I didn't know much about Austria until I read about recent events in the news there. I'll tell you though, all the delicious cheese and chocolate in the world wouldn't persuade me to live in a country where so many sharks are known to attack.

An informed Farker is a well-prepared Farker.
 
2009-03-02 12:05:49 PM  
Crazy...I just watched a show on MSNBC about this last night. What a messed up mofo'. Those kids will never be normal
 
2009-03-02 12:09:01 PM  
****Memo Received****
 
2009-03-02 12:11:48 PM  
When you are so warped that the country's most famous Psychologist 9and In Austria that is saying something), says of you:

" Frau Kastner said she was so shocked by his demeanour during interviews that she would have to go home, shower and listen to classical music to prove to herself 'that there was still some beauty in the world'.


you are one sick motherdaughterfarker
 
2009-03-02 12:12:34 PM  
Separated at birth?

i.dailymail.co.uk

www.alexross.com
 
2009-03-02 12:13:55 PM  
Just when you think you have a good Fark handle, along comes "Incest Dungeon Dad". Bah, regrets.
 
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