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(Chick)   Theme: If Jack T. Chick sold out to corporations, what would his tracts look like? Link goes to parody tract   ( divider line 50
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2003-01-31 10:32:38 AM  
2003-01-31 11:11:07 AM  
2003-01-31 11:58:55 AM  
2003-01-31 12:07:55 PM  
Not trying to steal your's Typing.monkey.
This is an old tract I made a while back. It's not a Chick Tract, but it is a tract none the less. We handed several of these out. :) We're all going to hell.

Sorry mods, delete previous.
2003-01-31 01:52:16 PM  
2003-01-31 02:29:01 PM  
2003-01-31 02:45:14 PM  
2003-01-31 02:54:42 PM  
2003-01-31 04:15:34 PM  

Quick and dirty. Very dirty, actually.
2003-01-31 04:44:34 PM  
2003-01-31 06:15:07 PM  
2003-01-31 07:10:49 PM  
2003-01-31 08:42:59 PM  
2003-01-31 11:46:53 PM  

maybe I'm out of the loop
2003-02-01 03:38:04 AM  
2003-02-01 01:55:38 PM  
A little off-topic, but here's what their webpage could look like:

2003-02-02 05:44:05 AM  
2003-02-02 06:54:04 AM  
2003-02-02 07:24:37 AM  

[shrug] I don't know who the hell he is either.
2003-02-02 07:37:03 AM  
2003-02-02 08:00:21 AM  

/me going to rent-a-hell
2003-02-02 08:06:05 AM  
2003-02-02 08:28:21 AM  

Try here if the pic's too small.
2003-02-02 08:49:33 AM  

All hail!!!
2003-02-02 09:03:00 AM  

I know, it's not corporate.

If the creators of Jerkcity don't get me first, I'm going straight to hell.

2003-02-02 09:25:46 AM  
I didn't make it.

winston smith did.

2003-02-02 09:26:20 AM  
2003-02-02 10:20:15 AM  
2003-02-02 10:27:37 AM  

Photoshop Filters are FUN -- plus my one anti-war PS for the week!

Peace out!
2003-02-02 10:54:10 AM  

I used the above (done in Corel while drunk, which is why it sucks) and a few plates of warm, freshly baked cookies on the morning before the first meeting of a Weight Watchers group some girls at work were starting up. The cookies disappeared quickly; no one showed up for the meeting.
2003-02-02 11:19:55 AM  
2003-02-02 11:40:50 AM  

2003-02-02 12:39:30 PM  

"When it's time to move on, there's only one name to remember..."

R.I.P. geekshelf.

Time to try out the new urflink account.

2003-02-02 12:44:44 PM  
Sorry about the load size, gang.

2003-02-02 12:51:23 PM  

2003-02-02 12:51:24 PM  

"When it's time to move on, there's only one name to remember..."

Slightly different. I think the narrative just flows better when panels 1 and 2 are reversed.

Not that I would ever say that Chick's gotten everyting backwards... Nope. Not I. Not ever.

2003-02-02 02:23:55 PM  
2003-02-02 02:41:40 PM  
A vote for me is a vote for Xiaodown!!!
2003-02-02 03:09:24 PM  
A vote for me is a vote for Vikings!
2003-02-02 04:21:56 PM  
MANO CORNUTO? I think I went to high school with that guy.
2003-02-02 04:42:50 PM  

It makes me so mad when people make up catholic practices; but it makes me incredibly happy when some of our protestant bretheren take up for us or care enough to become educated about what Catholicism is all about

Count: It helps that the girlfriend is a practicing catholic. We have lots of educated, open minded discussions about catholicism and what it means to her, and from what I can tell, everything I was indoctrinated with in Southern Baptist sunday school was working off of outdated information.

In all fairness, you have to admit that most of the things uneducated people today claim that catholics do wrong are throwbacks to the catholic church of the dayes ofe yore, i.e. the 11th century, etc.

But today's modern catholic church is a well organized, very sound religious body with a very logical set of practices which are still rooted in almost 1700 years of tradition (council of nicea).

But, anyway, Jack Chick forgets that Catholic (literally "universal) christianity was and is the reason that christianity has made it thus far.

And, really, fark Jack Chick. I'm going to enable voting on this one folks. It's a vote for butt-bible-sniffing chick and for... vikings, also. And for religious tolerance.
2003-02-02 04:49:04 PM  
well - chalk 91 marks up for anti-christian bigotry. for all you logically superior intellectuals spoon fed with post-modern tripe let me suggest to you that the faith chick presents (in his rather warped manner) is not adhered to by the morons you make christians out to be. i'm afraid it is from these comments that i can conclude that it is them that have posted them that are not thinking outside the box. ever wonder why such a forum as this is ripe with virulent sacrilegious banter but no one is allowed to dissent without being categorized by YOU into this stereotype you have created. HYPOCRITES!
2003-02-02 05:03:17 PM  
Speedo, it could be that we're just mocking fundies, and are rather ambivalent to Christians in general. Geez guy, way to be a spaz.

I posted this in last night's "Left Wing thread" (one of the best Fark threads I've participated in in a while):

Voting enabled so I can see how many people agree that Speedo needs to lose the persecution complex.
2003-02-02 06:55:26 PM  
2003-02-02 06:56:31 PM  
Gilga, you are corect in saying that this is being a Photoshop thread. Please to not be reporting us to the moderators. I have placed a hopefully skillful and satisfactory Photoshop for your very good amusement upon this post.

Please to be enjoying it.
2003-02-02 06:56:32 PM  
2003-02-02 08:09:03 PM  

How to deal with religious folks at the office.

2003-02-02 08:52:19 PM  
2003-02-03 12:56:33 AM  
Niknatas gets my vote for the ONLY Bill Hicks reference in this thread.
2003-02-03 07:43:42 AM  
I'm not reading these

A vote for me is a vote for reading free (or reading lite;) photoshops
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