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22010 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2003 at 10:07 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-31 10:44:42 AM  
Marijuana: It's not as harmless as we all thought! Oh wait this article has to do with alcohol.

2003-01-31 10:46:08 AM  
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Keri is the girl on the far left.
2003-01-31 10:46:51 AM  
Saw a guy at the urinal once his was tattooed with WENDY. I said: didn't mean to look but I dated a girl named WENDY too, and showed him my Tattoo. He laughed. When he stretched it to get the last drop clear I saw: WElcome to Jamaica moN have nice DaY.
2003-01-31 10:47:21 AM  
Dirttracker will it be a hung jury...

I hope it's not a well-hung jury, for the defendant's sake

{obscure Monty Python reference}
2003-01-31 10:48:51 AM  
Mine is compact when not in use and very suitable when needed. So I've been told.
2003-01-31 10:51:17 AM  
Drew has no penis.
2003-01-31 10:52:41 AM  
Jadefrog01, I just found some pics of her. WOW! WOW! and WOW! So she's married now, Damn, As if...

Thanks for sharing. Have you ever submitted a [image from too old to be available] link to fark with her in it?
2003-01-31 10:56:55 AM  
Showing your penis for fun to your friends. That is the gayist thing I've ever heard.
2003-01-31 10:57:45 AM  

I had submited a link ...but I was passed over. :) But if you'd like to try, I wish you the best. :)

Yes, she's married now and just had her first child. But, of course, it took her no time to get her figure back and she was able to go to the New Years Eve party at the mansion. :)
2003-01-31 10:59:54 AM  
2003-01-31 11:00:49 AM  
oh yeah </a>
2003-01-31 11:00:58 AM  
I saw a drunken penis once...
2003-01-31 11:01:59 AM  
Outlawtsar - Glad someone like that one. If I had photoshop, I would have definately put that together...
2003-01-31 11:02:23 AM  
Ahhh drunken penis-size competitions. Memories. It sounds odd now, but there were alot of times where people would be like "oh dude show em your c*ck" etc etc. I guess I have weird friends.
2003-01-31 11:05:36 AM  
Obligatory movie quote:

"The longest tool wins the pool"
2003-01-31 11:07:18 AM  
LMAO, I love this pic (found on the same site Keri's on)

[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-31 11:10:09 AM  
Here's another safe for work pic of Keri:

[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-31 11:13:00 AM  
Keri's breasticles= factory tits
2003-01-31 11:14:08 AM  
Pics! I demand pics!
2003-01-31 11:14:22 AM  
Poor guy(s).

*falls on floor*
2003-01-31 11:16:04 AM  
"'Scuse me, while I whip this out..."

2003-01-31 11:25:44 AM  
Why is the first instinct to laugh when we see a small penis? If you think about it, it's not funny. It's sad someone has to go through life with a small penis. But then again uncircumcised penis are a riot.
2003-01-31 11:34:28 AM  
Let this be a lesson to you....if you have a dick that is of a size that may have even the slightest chance of causing someone to laugh at it, DON'T ENTER IT IN A SCHLONG CONTEST!

That is all.
2003-01-31 11:42:16 AM  
Crouching Tiger, Drunken Penis
2003-01-31 11:42:54 AM  
Return of Drunken Penis starring Jackie Chan.
2003-01-31 11:43:08 AM  

Oh.My.GOD. However, not my type: she's married . . . and I like 'em with a bit more meat on their bones, "more cushion for the pushin'" :)

thin guys normally end up with larger women, don't know why . . . don't care

/thread jack
2003-01-31 11:48:35 AM  
I thought they were going to add this competition to the next Summer Olympics....

"..oooh, no style points from the French judge, that's gotta hurt that final score..."
2003-01-31 11:51:52 AM  
At the bottom of the article is says this:

©2002. All rights strictly reserved.
Independent Online is a wholly owned subsidiary of Independent News & Media. Reliance on the information this site contains is at your own risk. we can be certain that this "penis thing" really did happen.
2003-01-31 11:52:21 AM  
Count_Farkula found this website for you guys...

2003-01-31 11:54:18 AM  
Jeeze, no pic of Ron Jeremy yet. You guys are slipping!
2003-01-31 11:57:05 AM  
One time, at band camp, a bunch of us were in the cabin and got drunk. One guy passed out and another guy put a warm hot dog in his mouth and then whipped it out before the guy completely came to. He then made like he was zipping up as the guy brought the scene into focus. The violated one jumped up and it took 6 of us to pull him off the violator. Hilarity ensued.

Guys are funny that way. Actually it was a golf trip in the mountains but hey...
2003-01-31 12:02:32 PM  
Hell, I'd shoot the dude just for ASKING. Of course he'd have to stand in line behind all the women with similar requests.....

2003-01-31 12:05:01 PM  
Of course, I'm so mean I shot a man once just for snoring...

/John Wesley Harding
2003-01-31 12:05:13 PM  

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the penis not mightier than the gun.


2003-01-31 12:05:22 PM  
Holy crap. Check out the "related articles".

Man chops off penis with panga.
"Killer tampons" will give rapist the chop.
'Dentist threatened to chop off my penis'
Woman 'breaks' would-be rapist's penis
Tired wife tries to cut off husband's penis
'Nigerian witch steals man's penis'

Why so much penis-related violence in the world?!
2003-01-31 12:05:57 PM  
Addendum: Mostly centralized in New Zealand!
2003-01-31 12:13:02 PM  
of course... for MachuPichu
(i have no idea who the other dude is - GIS)

[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-31 12:13:31 PM  
I came home from college last christmas and went to the pub in my home town. I had the misfortune to see two of the locals play a drunken game of "Testicle Conkers". It still haunts my dreams to this day.
2003-01-31 12:22:38 PM  
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2003-01-31 12:32:37 PM  
I can't stop laughing. One of the funniest articles in a while. Guess he took one for the team....
2003-01-31 12:40:15 PM  
The first rule of the penis measuring club is that you don't talk about the penis measuring club.
2003-01-31 01:01:59 PM  
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2003-01-31 01:02:10 PM  

I think its kind of strange that you are posting links to your sister-in-laws nude pictures. On the other hand, I think its kinda hot.

Keep up the good work!
2003-01-31 01:19:15 PM  
If ever in a situation like this, the correct thing to say is, "So, do you want to see all of it or just enough to win?"
2003-01-31 01:49:58 PM  
i bet he would of be lmpo
2003-01-31 02:00:00 PM  
JadeFrog: How about the other girls in that picture... :)
2003-01-31 03:43:47 PM  
voodoo_thumb...I wanna know what her HUBBY thinks of it...
2003-01-31 03:53:17 PM  
heck, she's gotten to live a life that most of us can only dream of...and with everything that she has accomplished, we're proud of her and happy for her. she didn't pose so that she'd be invisible...she posed to be recognized. :)

as for her husband, he met her as a playmate...and he married her as a playmate.
2003-01-31 04:13:58 PM  
Prime Directive for all future drunken penis contests (sepcially at any FARK party):

All contestants will be thoroughly frisked BEFORE any drinking and hilarity ensues.

But always remember that some asshole could hide a derringer.
2003-01-31 04:58:53 PM  
where would they hide the derringer, they're gonna whip their schlong out anyways...
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