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2003-01-31 09:45:33 AM  
I think this headline sets the new fark record with a total of three reasons to read the article.

"Man shot dead for laughing"


"penis-size competition"
2003-01-31 10:10:07 AM  
NEVER shrink from competition.
2003-01-31 10:10:13 AM  
I saw I similar thing on "The Price is Right" one time.
2003-01-31 10:11:19 AM  
at least I have the good sense to only whip it out for drunken female audiences. Although I always worry that I'm not representing myself well when flaccid.

/waay too much info
2003-01-31 10:11:43 AM  
Odd...why would a guy who would be murderously infuriated by someone laughing at his penis be the first to whip it out? Something doesn't add up here.
2003-01-31 10:12:26 AM  
I take it one of them was using his bottle as a magnifying glass.
2003-01-31 10:13:15 AM  
Those crazy Asians. The order these types of parties follow are get drunk, circle jerk, THEN murder somebody.
2003-01-31 10:13:24 AM  
I always thought not laughing was one of those unwritten rules in penis-size competition. Its kind of like celebrating in the end-zone at football games.
2003-01-31 10:14:23 AM  
Entering a penis contest against a drunk man with a gun?!?!?! In a third world country?!?!?! I don't see the problem.
2003-01-31 10:14:35 AM  
I could show you my penis, but then I'd have to kill you.
It's a matter of National Security or something.
2003-01-31 10:14:53 AM  
do we REALLY need the word "drunken" in that headline??????
2003-01-31 10:14:54 AM  
Check out the "Related Articles" on the right:

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2003-01-31 10:15:06 AM  
I was cleaning it and it went off.
2003-01-31 10:15:35 AM  
It's like the gay pr0n version of the deer hunter.
2003-01-31 10:15:41 AM  
Pueblo said the two men and their friends were having a drinking party when the victim challenged all to show their penises to determine who possessed the longest and widest male member.

homo cough
2003-01-31 10:15:46 AM  
Winning an Asian-penis-size contest is like winning the Special Olympics.
2003-01-31 10:16:10 AM  
I remember when I was back home and we had a bonfire and some 40's...a friend of mine had one too many and promptly decided to whip his shrimpy for all to see. We weren't really happy to see that.
2003-01-31 10:16:13 AM  
That has got the be the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Makes me crack up. This is going to be a good day. Just as long as someone doesn't shoot me...
2003-01-31 10:16:20 AM  
There is always "That guy" who likes to whip his dick out when he's drunk. Apparently "That guy" in Manila has a anger management problem, and a gun.
2003-01-31 10:16:34 AM  
I get smacked for laughing at somebody for pronouncing a word wrong. Laughing at some guy's johnson is BEGGING for trouble.
2003-01-31 10:16:47 AM  
You know...there are just certain words that I never ever expect to see combined with other words to form a sentance.

This would be one of those situations...

AHAHaHahahahAhahAhahaHAhaHA! :)
2003-01-31 10:17:31 AM  
Beer Goggles + Horny Guys/No Women = Pissing Contest, not target practice.
2003-01-31 10:18:02 AM  
He should have used George Costanza's shrinkage defense.
2003-01-31 10:18:33 AM  
the Reer Hunter.

2003-01-31 10:19:55 AM  
"drunken penis?" My wife has complained about that condition before. (And by "complained" I mean "rejoiced")

Was the competition over the size of the contestant's penises or did "penis-size" describe the competition's magnitude?

I really thought this was stupid until I read that the competition was focused on penis "width" and now I totally understand.

/3 lame posts in one!
2003-01-31 10:21:44 AM  
If my penis had a drinking problem, I would get it some help, not humiliate it in public.
2003-01-31 10:24:31 AM  
One time I was at this "place" old-scary-beatup-wharehouse-under-a-highway-bridge kind of place that my friends band was playing at. There were a bunch of hippies there, but there was also a group of some college guys. One of them whipped out his wang and drank his piss. My girlfriend and I promptly left. I found out later this guy did it multiple times afterward.
2003-01-31 10:24:38 AM  
Winning an Asian-penis-size contest is like winning the Special Olympics. -DamonRyde

OK...someone needs to photoshop the old "Arguing on the internet..." cliche pick with that tagline.

Funniest. Thing. All Morning.
2003-01-31 10:25:31 AM  
the header really should be "Obvious"
2003-01-31 10:28:29 AM  
Don't try this at home. A little known federal law states it is a felony to conduct or participate in a penis-size competition while under the influence of alcohol, narcotics, or stimulents.
2003-01-31 10:28:43 AM  
It proves once again that the pen is not mightier than a revolver in the hands of an angry Filipino
2003-01-31 10:29:11 AM  

If my penis had a drinking problem, I would get it some help, not humiliate it in public.

How many steps does it take to sober-up a loolie ?
2003-01-31 10:29:19 AM  
They were in Manila, so it was a Phillipenis comparison.
2003-01-31 10:30:57 AM  
Jadefrog01, Hey what issue was your sister in? Does she like skinny long haired guys? Can farkers have a drunken penis-size competition to win a date with her?
2003-01-31 10:31:05 AM  
01-31-03 10:15:06 AM Purple_Jack
I was cleaning it and it went off.

The gun or the penis?
2003-01-31 10:31:44 AM  
dead man on the ground with his pants down, in a room full of drunken men...

*cough*...homo indeed...
2003-01-31 10:32:37 AM  
Jadefrog I meant in the "sleep in peace" sense because it seemed funnier. And by "seemed funnier" I mean "pathetically true"

The other kind is quite the phenomenon though. Such a fine line between being just drunk enough to be an iron man and being so drunk you're a slobbering, bumbling idiot.

I think it's around 1/2 a beer's difference or less.
2003-01-31 10:32:56 AM  
This sounds like a case of justifiable homicide to me.
2003-01-31 10:33:36 AM  
Note to self: Never laugh at another man's penis if he has a loaded gun on him.
2003-01-31 10:35:34 AM  
Let this be a lesson to all you women.
2003-01-31 10:36:45 AM  

Her name is Kerissa Fare. She's Miss September 2000. You could all have a blast with a drunken penis competition to woo her, but, unfortunately for you fellas, she's a married lady now. :)


I totally hear you on the "fine line" thing. I dig the nights where the "iron man" comes out...but then there are the times when the "iron man" falls off the bed and passes out till the next morning. :)

It is a truely phenomenal event though.
2003-01-31 10:38:08 AM  
will it be a hung jury......just say no to penis size competitions....guns don't kill people, drunks with guns in a penis size competition kill people....what a prick
2003-01-31 10:39:04 AM  

2003-01-31 10:39:10 AM  
This would happen here if Farkers got together and drank...oh wait.....
2003-01-31 10:39:32 AM  
You all saw it! He laughed when my marshmallow caught fire!

(Will someone please post that old Far Side comic?)
2003-01-31 10:41:19 AM  
"Don't try this at home. A little known federal law states it is a felony to conduct or participate in a penis-size competition while under the influence of alcohol, narcotics, or stimulents."

So if you're sober, then it's ok? But then again, how many sober people get the idea to have a penis-size competetion?

Regardless, you just don't go laughing at a man's bits and pieces to his face, it's just not Kosher. That's in direct violation of the Man code, and some kind of response was warranted... though shooting him dead was probably a wee bit on the excessive side.
2003-01-31 10:42:22 AM  
I think you all will agree when I say he was way too interested in seeing his buddy's penis.
2003-01-31 10:43:34 AM  
He wouldn't have been laughing at the size if it was up his ass....if he would then he could be shot for a diffent reason....
2003-01-31 10:44:05 AM  
In "Unforgiven" they just cut up her face for a weenie giggle...
2003-01-31 10:44:39 AM  
this is the greatest bar gag ever... stand up and say you bet you've got the biggest wang in the house and then laugh like hell at the first idiot who's drunk/stupid enough to pull out his junk. just make sure no one's armed and its all good.
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