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		Kayaker that was lost then found is lost again. It seems to come in waves (seacoastonline.com)		22
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JRoo		2009-02-28 05:23:28 PM

I can swim.

Canoe?

kokomo61		2009-02-28 05:23:38 PM

Let the guy drown. If he was dumb enough to go back out, he deserves it. If he is found alive, charge him or the rescue op.....

glenn2323		2009-02-28 05:24:11 PM

Something smells fishy.

Walker		2009-02-28 05:26:04 PM

"Folks, just stop looking for him so he can claim his award"
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Gyrfalcon		2009-02-28 05:26:43 PM

"I'm caught...."
"What?"
"...in a whirl..."
"What?"
"...pool!..."

Jingo Django Mourning		2009-02-28 05:29:03 PM

He's just got to go back to the island.

netcentric		2009-02-28 05:34:06 PM

He's at the topless coffee shop...

rustylite		2009-02-28 05:39:12 PM

was it a submersible kayak

eidohntno		2009-02-28 05:41:18 PM

George W. Bush should be thrown into jail for this

ScottMpls		2009-02-28 05:53:18 PM

He'll get over it ...

radioman_		2009-02-28 06:03:29 PM

It comes in waves. Dr. Pepper, on the other hand, comes in bottles. That's because his wife died.

jhuseby420		2009-02-28 06:23:29 PM

i has a boner

Donald_McRonald		2009-02-28 07:03:05 PM

Lost kayaker?
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That's a paddlin'.

overlord		2009-02-28 07:07:49 PM

They should try looking in the river.

FriarReb98		2009-02-28 07:26:20 PM

Jingo Django Mourning: He's just got to go back to the island.

Is it the one where the shrimp boats tie up to the pilin'?

Tomass the Second		2009-02-28 08:09:50 PM

radioman_: It comes in waves. Dr. Pepper, on the other hand, comes in bottles. That's because his wife died.

And love comes in spurts...

phrawgh		2009-02-28 08:55:48 PM

Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying.

FrancoFile		2009-02-28 10:25:03 PM

Poor impulse control?

xLizzieBordenx		2009-03-01 12:07:28 AM

My brother and I frequently kayak in those waters. They are definitely difficult. What worries me is that he returned to shore when the waters were bad, and probably didn't review it. 7 miles is too long to travel to leave it up to chance.

It's hard to read this story when you know your brother could have been him.

phlegmmo		2009-03-01 01:15:59 AM

They can't save their kayak and keep it, too.

How's THIS for a fancy nickname		2009-03-01 03:03:45 AM

I wonder if he's become comfortably numb this time around

Jane Q. Public		2009-03-01 02:10:09 PM

I work out there in the summers, and have seen just how fast those waters can get ugly. Poor bastard should've stayed at Smutty or gone over to Star for the night.

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