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(Celebuzz)   Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. You just can't beat true love   (celebuzz.com) divider line
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2009-02-28 06:12:16 AM  
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Prodigy Approves!
 
2009-02-28 06:12:44 AM  
It's gonna be like the Rocky films. This time, she will beat him. Then the third time, Mr. T will beat her. Then after that, Dolph Lundgren will kill him and get beaten by her. I do not recall Rocky 5.
 
2009-02-28 06:15:07 AM  
i smell a movie coming out of this...
 
2009-02-28 06:15:36 AM  

Richard Pye: It's gonna be like the Rocky films. This time, she will beat him. Then the third time, Mr. T will beat her. Then after that, Dolph Lundgren will kill him and get beaten by her. I do not recall Rocky 5.


Lucky bastard.
 
2009-02-28 06:17:03 AM  
As someone who beats his girlfriend, I'm getting tired of this shiat! When I come home I expect my dinner to be ready and on the table!And would it kill you to fix yourself up and look pretty for me? Oh, you are? DOES THIS LOOK PRETTY TO YOU? DOES IT?!?
 
2009-02-28 06:19:15 AM  
Diddy has an "epic dock"?
 
2009-02-28 06:21:51 AM  
I hope he kills her before they breed.
 
2009-02-28 06:22:01 AM  
Ike & Bobbie Approves!
 
2009-02-28 06:23:41 AM  
Who cares?
 
2009-02-28 06:25:14 AM  

Richard Pye: I do not recall Rocky 5.


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'sup?
 
2009-02-28 06:28:42 AM  

TheMiddleFinger: I hope he kills her before they breed.


What you said.

There's lots of stupid in that duo.
 
2009-02-28 06:28:50 AM  
Why is it that when a man beats up a woman the woman translates that action into "Wow, he really cares!" or "Next time I will try harder to get his approval."?!...
 
2009-02-28 06:29:52 AM  
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2009-02-28 06:32:04 AM  
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I can't help it, I just love him so much. I gotta help him keep him pimp hand strong.


/genius
 
2009-02-28 06:34:57 AM  
Please tell me this is just BS gossip...
 
2009-02-28 06:38:38 AM  
Pathetic.
 
2009-02-28 06:39:51 AM  
There's no sex like makeup sex.
 
2009-02-28 06:40:24 AM  
Rihanna, call Tina, it has been done before. Old news. History repeats its self.

/don't go there.
//I know she isn't listening.
 
2009-02-28 06:43:47 AM  
"You just can't beat true love "

What subby did there....I see it.

+1 subby
 
2009-02-28 06:44:52 AM  
Awww, thats just so sweet. If she gives him a second chance I'm sure he'll change...
 
2009-02-28 06:45:21 AM  

bychance: Please tell me this is just BS gossip...


FWIW, I was reading the Enquirer in the doctor's office yesterday, and it said that they had made up over the phone and were laying low until the furor subsided (and the bruises healed), planning to reunite.

Anyone remember the story headlined on Fark stating that young people thought that she must have done something to make him snap? Anyone think that she brought it on by throwing the keys to the Lamborghini?
 
2009-02-28 06:45:54 AM  
You think this is hardcore?

When i was working at the hospital, there was this amazing looking nurse working there; blond, tall, slender, beautiful in general. Every guy in ER had the hots for her, i went out of my way to go through ER just to catch a glimpse of her. She had this shiftless, drug-addicted, ugly-ass boyfriend who would abuse her. One day she said "enough" and left him. The day after, he came back to the hospital with a knife and tried to kill her right there, good think out security guys tackled him and handed him over to the police.

She forgave him on the spot. Last time i checked they were married and she was going to have a child really soon (or maybe already had it).

Women are farked up.

/true story
 
2009-02-28 06:46:05 AM  
What's the over/under on the next DV incident involving these two?
/aisle seat
//why would anyone who looks like Rihanna stay with a face-mangling loser, anyway????
 
2009-02-28 06:47:49 AM  
No seriously, I can kinda, sorta understand a woman who has kids, no money of her own, no marketable skills, and no real way of supporting herself being forced to go back.

But whats this dumb biatches excuse?
 
2009-02-28 06:48:39 AM  
Eric The Pilot: Image

Is that for real?
 
2009-02-28 06:49:27 AM  
squealie

//why would anyone who looks like Rihanna stay with a face-mangling loser, anyway????

BECAUSE HE CAN CHANGE!
 
2009-02-28 06:52:39 AM  
While I don't have any time for people that beat up their spouses, I have a hard time generating sympathy for someone who just keeps going back into a bad situation.

Maybe JayZ could knock some sense into one of them?
 
2009-02-28 06:55:17 AM  
Guess they got the planned boost from the publicity. Too bad these people have to go to these extremes to say "hey! we're still here"!!
 
2009-02-28 06:59:38 AM  

MadAzza: Diddy has an "epic dock"?


That's what the working boys and girls say.
 
2009-02-28 07:04:05 AM  

quadcam: Prodigy Approves!


+1, would vote again!
 
2009-02-28 07:04:47 AM  

morrach: Richard Pye: I do not recall Rocky 5.


'sup?


That's Rocky 4
 
2009-02-28 07:11:29 AM  
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Approves
 
2009-02-28 07:13:03 AM  
*yawn*
 
2009-02-28 07:16:02 AM  
Earguy: FWIW, I was reading the Enquirer in the doctor's office yesterday, and it said that they had made up over the phone and were laying low until the furor subsided (and the bruises healed), planning to reunite.

Sure. Your doctor's office has new magazines. And you get there by riding a space shuttle and his anesthetic is made out of unicorn farts. And it gets you so loopy you have to be picked up by your wife... Morgan Fairchild!
 
2009-02-28 07:19:02 AM  
NCP69
i smell a movie coming out of this...

What's Love Got To Do With It Part 2

/Bobbie Brown approves.
//What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice.
 
2009-02-28 07:20:05 AM  
Ah, women. Try to ask a woman out for dinner though and you're treated like a rapist.
"I see you as a friend!"
"You're so cheesy!"
"Why are you so nice to me?!"
"I'm just a baby!"
But beat her up and you can't get rid of her. Hey ladies, anyone want to be my human punching bag?
 
2009-02-28 07:20:53 AM  

TheMiddleFinger: I hope he kills her before they breed.


I want voting enabled for this. +1
 
2009-02-28 07:21:27 AM  
 
2009-02-28 07:22:06 AM  
P.S. He needs to date Laila Ali once or twice.
 
2009-02-28 07:24:20 AM  

mr_a: While I don't have any time for people that beat up their spouses, I have a hard time generating sympathy for someone who just keeps going back into a bad situation.

Maybe JayZ could knock some sense into one of them?


Why do white Farkers some how think JayZ is hardcore
/That dude is soft as a babys arse
 
2009-02-28 07:31:22 AM  
What's really cool is Kanye West saying that everyone should lay off Chris Brown (during a Storytellers interview I think) and then the network cutting his comment for "time reasons".

I thought I hated Kanye West as much as it is possible to hate a human being, and then BAM!! Like the fist of an angry Chris Brown, Kayne kicks me into superhate overdrive. 110% hate... never thought I had it in me.

In all fairness, this might all be a publicity stunt for Chris Brown's Greatest Hits.

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2009-02-28 07:40:15 AM  
ella ella ella...

/Got nothing.
 
2009-02-28 07:51:16 AM  

jmr61: TheMiddleFinger: I hope he kills her before they breed.

What you said.

There's lots of stupid in that duo.


You can't cure stupid and they are it.
 
2009-02-28 07:52:27 AM  
+1 subby
 
2009-02-28 07:58:40 AM  
"but but she's a BATTERED WOMAN! She's addicted to the relationship and fears what happens if she leaves!"


Bullshiat. She's stupid, and doesn't seem to care what happens if she stays.

They deserve each other.
 
2009-02-28 08:12:20 AM  
This just shows that money and talent do not override stupid.
 
2009-02-28 08:17:26 AM  
How great to see the mentality behind the music. I hope pretty much every high profile female celebrity/talk show host comes out and lambastes her as a dumb biatch, but I won't get my hopes up.
 
2009-02-28 08:23:17 AM  
reminds me of my wifes co-worker, stupid biotch cries that her controlling police officer boyfriend beats her, makes her put her paycheck in his account, follows her everywhere..etc etc. She says she has to move out of thier house while he is at work, so my wife and i and a few of this chicks friends go there while this guy is at work and we fill a 24' u-haul truck with all of her shait.

she moves out...all of maybe 2 miles away. A week later I ask the wife how her friend is doing and if she found a new place. She says "no, he found her and he talked to her and he promised taht if she moved back in things would be different and he was going to change, she moved back in within 3 days"

//thanks for wasting my time you stupid coont
///thinks you deserve anything you get now
 
2009-02-28 08:28:41 AM  
Who?
 
2009-02-28 08:29:03 AM  
what do you tell a woman that has two black eyes?
 
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