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Bufu		2009-02-27 08:58:15 PM

/Obligatory, off to watch Dollhouse.

Archie Goodwin		2009-02-27 09:46:28 PM

Save the cheerleader.

Tr0mBoNe		2009-02-27 10:18:31 PM

Does she not own a knife, rope, or strong medications? There are literally thousands of ways to off yourself. Gravity is good but it gives you too much time to think.

patrick767		2009-02-27 10:26:04 PM

She really sucks at it. What, cliffs of Dover not cutting it, woman? You could always take a ferry to Ireland and do it in style from the Cliffs of Moher.

cryinoutloud		2009-02-27 11:00:45 PM

Attention whore. She's found a reason to live--to be rescued.

MaxxLarge		2009-02-27 11:01:10 PM

The sad part is, she's trying to off herself because she can't seem to do anything right.

shanrick		2009-02-27 11:06:21 PM

duppy		2009-02-28 01:02:33 AM

That level of incompetence would indeed be suicidally depressing.

Uakronkid		2009-02-28 02:02:06 AM

Attention Whore. Nothing more.

GoSurfing		2009-02-28 02:03:49 AM

Just get a bunch of beans.

Danger Avoid Death		2009-02-28 02:08:03 AM

The Dorothy Parker approach to suicide:

Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.

permaculture		2009-02-28 02:09:15 AM

Sometimes the height makes people hesitate.

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antialias		2009-02-28 02:16:22 AM

No one likes a quitter.

exPFCWintergreen		2009-02-28 02:17:08 AM

Suicide? She was just chasing that damn roadrunner.

video man		2009-02-28 02:19:07 AM

1. 2 needles to the heart
2. Complete circuit...
3. ????
4. Funeral Expenses.

Danger Avoid Death		2009-02-28 02:20:42 AM

antialias: No one likes a quitter.

Except those poor suckers in AA.

Bomb Mecca		2009-02-28 02:23:43 AM

Please Darwin swoop in and carry this dumb biatch away in your swaying beard.

antialias		2009-02-28 02:23:56 AM

Danger Avoid Death: antialias: No one likes a quitter.

Except those poor suckers in AA.

Yeah, but there's no SBJHOCA (Stupid biatches jumping haphazardly off cliffs anonymous).

Drunkenstein		2009-02-28 02:28:37 AM

I wish there was a website where someone posts that How To Commit Suicide thingie,It'd help her....

blackisright		2009-02-28 02:29:35 AM

antialias: Danger Avoid Death: antialias: No one likes a quitter.

Except those poor suckers in AA.

Yeah, but there's no SBJHOCA (Stupid biatches jumping haphazardly off cliffs anonymous).

She will finally get right one day....like the day she decides she does not want to die after all.

NeuroticRocker		2009-02-28 02:33:33 AM

Ha the band Pinback has a lyric that says "im heading to the bridge to take my fifteenth leap"

life immitates art

mtsofthemoon		2009-02-28 02:33:57 AM

blackisright: antialias: Danger Avoid Death: antialias: No one likes a quitter.

Except those poor suckers in AA.

Yeah, but there's no SBJHOCA (Stupid biatches jumping haphazardly off cliffs anonymous).

She will finally get right one day....like the day she decides she does not want to die after all.

But she lives by the mantra "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again"

JohnnyDanger		2009-02-28 02:42:16 AM

Attention whore.

/DRTFA

mrlumpy		2009-02-28 02:45:06 AM

I like bananas.

mtsofthemoon		2009-02-28 02:50:16 AM

mrlumpy: I like bananas.

I like the nannerpuss.

/delicious
//fark denny's

Inkeh		2009-02-28 02:58:01 AM

She should just go sky diving and not pull the parachute.

Veeoh		2009-02-28 02:58:45 AM

exPFCWintergreen: Suicide? She was just chasing that damn roadrunner.

Ha, first saturday laugh. Thanks.

named		2009-02-28 03:13:55 AM

50 cries for attention. If you are truly suicidal it only takes one time to do it properly if you REALLY want to do it.

named		2009-02-28 03:16:49 AM

Loser at Life, Loser at DeathLink (new window)

Danger Avoid Death		2009-02-28 03:19:19 AM

She just has really bad aim. Throwing herself at the ground fifty times and missing ...

Maybe she's an L.A. County Sheriff.

mike965		2009-02-28 03:22:56 AM

If she really wanted to kill herself then she would be dead. It sounds like she is just after the attention. They should lock her up in a mental institution.

Danger Avoid Death		2009-02-28 03:24:27 AM

mike965: If she really wanted to kill herself then she would be dead. It sounds like she is just after the attention. They should lock her up in a mental institution.

Where they can ignore her.

Donnchadha		2009-02-28 03:25:19 AM

If at first you don't succeed, try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try again.

But after that, you should probably give up.

arenaninja		2009-02-28 03:30:01 AM

Came here for "You're doing it wrong" demotivational image and left satisfied.

/over in one

DeathByGeekSquad		2009-02-28 03:30:11 AM

Danger Avoid Death: antialias: No one likes a quitter.

Except those poor suckers in AA.

They're not really 'quitting' an addiction, they're transferring the addiction to something less destructive.

Newt13		2009-02-28 03:36:00 AM

She's a suicidal failure.
She's gotta get some help
Has suicidal tenancies
but she can't kill her self...

Danger Avoid Death		2009-02-28 03:38:45 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: Danger Avoid Death: antialias: No one likes a quitter.

Except those poor suckers in AA.

They're not really 'quitting' an addiction, they're transferring the addiction to something less destructive.

Chainsmoking and massive coffee consumption.

Newt13		2009-02-28 03:40:43 AM

I took all my mothers sleeping pills
I jumped off a freeway bridge
I drank three kinds of poison
And drove my car off a ridge
I beat myself with a bat
Put a noose around my head
I overdosed on heroin
But I'm still not dead

is she a Mike Muir fan?

suicide		2009-02-28 03:41:59 AM

ive been in and out of the hospital all week so im really getting a kick blah blah blah.

drxym		2009-02-28 03:43:21 AM

She really sucks at it. What, cliffs of Dover not cutting it, woman? You could always take a ferry to Ireland and do it in style from the Cliffs of Moher.

That or just jump off the ferry. Do it on an overnight crossing and nobody will see. Problem solved for everyone.

Danger Avoid Death		2009-02-28 03:48:32 AM

Newt13: She's a suicidal failure.
She's gotta get some help
Has suicidal tenancies
but she can't kill her self...

Suicide for rent?

That coward David Lopan		2009-02-28 03:50:14 AM

I hate failures. I'll put her out of her misery.

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myalias1845		2009-02-28 03:52:57 AM

suicide: ive been in and out of the hospital all week so im really getting a kick blah blah blah.

From your name, I would assume you were her. Or just another failing version of her.

/try chugging some clorox with a bunch of ambien or something

Danger Avoid Death		2009-02-28 03:53:31 AM

named: 50 cries for attention.

When showing her tits would have got it in one.

Newt13		2009-02-28 04:06:50 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Newt13: She's a suicidal failure.
She's gotta get some help
Has suicidal tenancies
but she can't kill her self...

Suicide for rent?

Well, it does sound like she's just renting
the suicide attempts. Could probably make a lot of money
from her!

cinterclawz		2009-02-28 04:14:55 AM

maybe she was trying to become a highlander and be immortal.

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i saw the movie, there were cliffs

Hiro's Protagonist		2009-02-28 04:14:56 AM

should have gone skiing out of bounds if you ask me

medgar		2009-02-28 04:16:51 AM

Wanted for questioning.

Danger Avoid Death		2009-02-28 04:17:36 AM

medgar: Wanted for questioning.

That's not all she's wanted for.

shamp		2009-02-28 04:20:02 AM

She "waded out to sea." I'd love to have seen that one.

"WADE HARDER!"

I'm sure an Asbo will curb her behavior. And I thought only kids with their hoods up got those things.

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