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(LA Times)   Lisa Rinna to appear nude in Playboy. The magazine will feature first horizontal foldout to accommodate her lips   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line
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2009-02-27 03:58:46 PM  
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2009-02-27 04:05:35 PM  
Her lips are scary.

/never heard of her
 
2009-02-27 04:12:59 PM  
Those pages will be sticking together before you even buy it.
 
2009-02-27 04:25:42 PM  
Her vagina would almost certainly look LESS like roast beef.
 
2009-02-27 04:33:11 PM  
I guess if you're into fish lips and store bought teats this is good news.
 
2009-02-27 06:53:32 PM  
Those lips are scary indeed, but she has lovely Spanish eyes.
 
2009-02-27 06:55:21 PM  
I hope BOTH lips are plumped, yeah baby!
 
2009-02-27 06:57:30 PM  
Is this a repeat? It will be curious since there is archival material to reference from years ago. Especially if her grooming habits have changed to match the changing times.
 
2009-02-27 06:57:38 PM  
Yet another in the long trend of women who wait a decade too long before deciding "Hey, I should do Playboy."
 
2009-02-27 06:58:18 PM  
Always when the "star" is used up and no one's paying attention anymore (no, pre-award show "banter" on the red carpet doesn't count).

I was just listening to a replay of the Stern show from Monday after the Oscars. He compared her lips to having two hot dogs glued to her face.
 
2009-02-27 06:59:08 PM  
Headline is spot on. After those Playboy Photoshop farkers get done, she will indeed "appear" nude.
 
2009-02-27 07:02:44 PM  
I could go either way:

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I'm lying. I know which way I'd go.
 
2009-02-27 07:05:14 PM  
Big freakishly distorted lips or no, I would hit it like a ritalin-jackin adolescent playing whack-a-mole.
 
2009-02-27 07:07:43 PM  
Her boobies in the full-body photo are scaring me.
 
2009-02-27 07:12:03 PM  
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2009-02-27 07:12:34 PM  
The magazine will feature first horizontal foldout to accommodate her lips

She's Asian?
 
2009-02-27 07:13:14 PM  
I hope Playboy has access to a time machine and aren't planning on taking current day photos of her.
 
2009-02-27 07:14:31 PM  
Is there time to cancel hubby's subscription? I would hate for the mag to fall open have and her two giant sets of lips jump out at me.
 
2009-02-27 07:18:43 PM  

mjbok: Is this a repeat? It will be curious since there is archival material to reference from years ago. Especially if her grooming habits have changed to match the changing times.


She was pregnant then, which isn't as cool...

Unless you're into that...
 
2009-02-27 07:19:27 PM  
I hate to burst subby's bubble, but Playboy's first horizontal foldout was in September 1998, to accomodate Lisa Rinna's 6-mos. pregnant belly.
 
2009-02-27 07:20:57 PM  
Also, count me as one person that thinks she still looks hot, whether she had some work done or not. She has a killer body...
 
2009-02-27 07:35:11 PM  
In her younger, pre-surgery days?

Yum.

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Now I'm near her age, so I will take her as is.
 
2009-02-27 07:43:24 PM  
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2009-02-27 07:48:25 PM  
Octomom?
 
2009-02-27 07:48:30 PM  
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When she and Hamlin kiss it must sound like a thunderclap.
 
2009-02-27 08:03:21 PM  

Crude: The magazine will feature first horizontal foldout to accommodate her lips

She's Asian?


Came here for this.

Also, I think her left one's trying to make a break for it:
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2009-02-27 08:08:53 PM  

kunibob: Crude: The magazine will feature first horizontal foldout to accommodate her lips

She's Asian?

Came here for this.

Also, I think her left one's trying to make a break for it:


*screams like a scared little biatch*

it is REALLY freaking me out!
 
2009-02-27 08:17:36 PM  

Sarcastica75: kunibob: Crude: The magazine will feature first horizontal foldout to accommodate her lips

She's Asian?

Came here for this.

Also, I think her left one's trying to make a break for it:

*screams like a scared little biatch*

it is REALLY freaking me out!


Yeah, it's creepy. Doesn't really bode well for full nudity, does it?
 
2009-02-27 09:08:58 PM  

Herbie555: Yet another in the long trend of women who wait a decade too long before deciding "Hey, I should do Playboy."


This. Playboy is essentially the old actress retirement fund.
 
2009-02-27 09:21:11 PM  

Ape Shiat Nuts: I hate to burst subby's bubble, but Playboy's first horizontal foldout was in September 1998, to accomodate Lisa Rinna's 6-mos. pregnant belly.


Your kidding right? There WERE other horizontal Playboy foldouts before Sept. 1998.

/Don't make me dust off my collection of old Playboys and end up in my bunk again.
 
2009-02-27 09:57:51 PM  
Again?

She did Playboy while pregnant back in the Sept. '98 issue.
 
2009-02-27 11:21:33 PM  
Who cares? I'd hit that like there's no tomorrow. Her lips can be introduced to my manhood.
 
2009-02-28 12:06:35 AM  

British: Who cares? I'd hit that like there's no tomorrow. Her lips can be introduced to my manhood.


Yeah I'm gonna have to agree, I'd engage in coitus with her.
 
2009-02-28 02:10:23 AM  

mjbok: Is this a repeat? It will be curious since there is archival material to reference from years ago. Especially if her grooming habits have changed to match the changing times.

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Repeat. Sorta.
 
2009-02-28 02:20:30 AM  
Who? Someone from the 80's I've never heard of?

/DRFTA
 
2009-02-28 03:06:00 AM  
man, great example of how make-up makes some women appear to be attractive while upon further inspection you see beast beneath
 
2009-02-28 08:20:17 AM  
Geez...another OLD celebrity in Playboy. Geez...get some young material Hef.

Ever notice the only chics in Playboy are young undiscovered girls and old hags that want to be rediscovered? No one is in Playboy at the top of their game anymore.
 
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2009-02-28 03:04:40 PM  
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2009-02-28 03:07:45 PM  

ihatedumbpeople: Geez...another OLD celebrity in Playboy. Geez...get some young material Hef.

Ever notice the only chics in Playboy are young undiscovered girls and old hags that want to be rediscovered? No one is in Playboy at the top of their game anymore.


Too true.

I kept hoping for Laura Prepon, but it never happened. Scarlett Hojansson won't do it. Jessica Alba won't do it. But hey, we'll probably get a new Shirley Maclaine layout soon, if Hef gets his way.

/Playboy sucks now, anyway.
//All airbrushed, badly-posed, bad-makeup...
///Who buys magazines today, anyway?
 
2009-02-28 04:32:28 PM  

IQ7ZuuIU: Ape Shiat Nuts: I hate to burst subby's bubble, but Playboy's first horizontal foldout was in September 1998, to accomodate Lisa Rinna's 6-mos. pregnant belly.

Your kidding right? There WERE other horizontal Playboy foldouts before Sept. 1998.

/Don't make me dust off my collection of old Playboys and end up in my bunk again.


Yes, my kidding.
 
2009-02-28 10:31:19 PM  

IQ7ZuuIU: Ape Shiat Nuts: I hate to burst subby's bubble, but Playboy's first horizontal foldout was in September 1998, to accomodate Lisa Rinna's 6-mos. pregnant belly.

Your kidding right? There WERE other horizontal Playboy foldouts before Sept. 1998.

/Don't make me dust off my collection of old Playboys and end up in my bunk again.


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