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(Reuters)   Cypriots and UN soldiers in asparagus standoff. Yes, you read that correctly   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 27
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2009-02-27 12:12:07 PM  
This thread's pee smells weird.
 
2009-02-27 12:18:05 PM  
oh yea! You like asparagus? Here's two tips.

nyuk,nyuk,nyuk
 
2009-02-27 12:18:08 PM  
That artichoke off the local supply.
 
2009-02-27 12:18:24 PM  
So they are in a smelly pissing match?
 
2009-02-27 12:18:27 PM  
will they be breaking out Rommel's Asparagus?
 
2009-02-27 12:18:55 PM  
UN has soldiers?
 
2009-02-27 12:20:03 PM  
Sheriff McLawdog: UN has soldiers?

they're there to let you know that the next strongly-worded letter will contain REALLY strong words!
 
2009-02-27 12:21:23 PM  
Me wants asparaguseses
 
2009-02-27 12:24:02 PM  
Damn,
Not fast enough to make Stinky Pee joke
/Shakes tiny clenched fist with bundle of asparagus in it at NittLion78.
 
2009-02-27 12:25:16 PM  
OBAMA MUST FIX THIS!
 
2009-02-27 12:26:27 PM  
So this is what the UN does. It's all so clear to me now
 
2009-02-27 12:27:00 PM  
ChipNASA: Damn,
Not fast enough to make Stinky Pee joke
/Shakes tiny clenched fist with bundle of asparagus in it at NittLion78.


I shook mine at him more than 3 times.
/funny smelling penis
//not tiny
 
mhd
2009-02-27 12:27:52 PM  
Asparagus Standoff would be a great band name.
 
2009-02-27 12:28:07 PM  
LOL, the UN is really brave when it comes to some BS like this, but send them to a war zone then they're nowhere to be seen. Or they get sent to Africa for a rapin' vacation.
 
2009-02-27 12:32:29 PM  
Asparagus harvesting has never been for the faint-hearted.

FTA
 
2009-02-27 12:33:29 PM  
Goddamned spearchuckers.
 
2009-02-27 12:34:02 PM  
Don't shoot!
 
2009-02-27 12:50:58 PM  
it makes so much sense. They harvest the asparagus so they can remark their territory each year.
 
2009-02-27 12:51:59 PM  
buffer zones don't work what so ever. Now a boiling hot oil zone that would work a lot better.
 
2009-02-27 12:54:30 PM  
I get it. 3 stooges. Very clever.
 
2009-02-27 01:03:15 PM  
LOL, the UN is really brave when it comes to some BS like this, but send them to a war zone then they're nowhere to be seen. Or they get sent to Africa for a rapin' vacation.

So which one from the British, Argentinian, Slovakian or Hungarian contingent currently in Cyprus would you like to aim that well thought through bon mot at?
 
2009-02-27 01:31:37 PM  
Is it just me, or is something up with the Weird tag?
 
2009-02-27 02:16:08 PM  
McManus_brothers: Is it just me, or is something up with the Weird tag?

What do you mean?

/Subby
 
2009-02-27 02:29:17 PM  
necropoultryac: I shook mine at him more than 3 times.

STOP PLAYING WITH IT
 
2009-02-27 03:12:45 PM  
Why did north Cyprus get the works? That's nobodies business but the Turrrrrks.

On second thought, screw the Turks. Tell them to go back to Anatolia.
 
2009-02-27 03:16:47 PM  
crimsin23: McManus_brothers: Is it just me, or is something up with the Weird tag?

What do you mean?

/Subby


Not insulting your choice of tags, just that the tag looks different. It must've been changed w/o my knowing.

/guess I have to kick Drew's ass now for not keeping me up-to-date
 
2009-02-27 04:24:13 PM  
Begun, the asparagus wars have.
 
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