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(Some Guy)   Farker Oro's girlfriend is being called by a creepy guy who doesn't know when to quit. What can we do? Link goes to some psych stuff   ( divider line
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4709 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2003 at 10:53 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-30 05:13:38 PM  
Three words: Dad. Stop. Calling.
2003-01-30 05:15:24 PM  
1. Record calls.
2. Dial *67 (or your local telco # for Call Trace) to trace and Document call.
3. Get documentation in mail (on phone bill)
4. File complaint with police and phone company.

If you don't mind trading piece of mind for convenience, change your number to a non-published number.
2003-01-30 05:15:46 PM  
Four words? Farker. Oro. Stop. Calling.

2003-01-30 05:17:44 PM  
Buy a party air horn. Buy a megaphone. Enjoy.
2003-01-30 05:18:59 PM  
Don't give Drew your number when you sign up for TotalFark.

End of problem.
2003-01-30 05:19:22 PM  
Here's what I did after an ex wouldn't stop harrassing me:

Keep a detailed log of the calls, dates, times, what he says, and how many times you tell him to stop calling. Most states have a telephone mis-use act and you can use that to your advantage.

Take out a peace order. It ain't quite a restraining order; it's only good for 1 to 6 months depending, but it takes less to get one. You basically fill out the paperwork and then go in front of a Judge and tell them why you want it. The other party is summonded as well, but they don't usually show up which makes the accuser look better anyway.

Unless this guy's a true psycho, a little bit of Mr. Law should be enough to scare him off.
2003-01-30 05:20:20 PM  
Two words:

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2003-01-30 05:22:02 PM  
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2003-01-30 05:23:05 PM  
Maybe if Oro had some balls and would just kick the guys ass, he wouldn't need to ask.

And yes. Violence does solve some things.
2003-01-30 05:26:01 PM  
Do you mean a Creepy Little Man™?
2003-01-30 05:46:10 PM  
Next time he calls, use copious amounts of profanity and specific verbal threats of serious, painful, injury.

Don't: "I'm going to kick your ass."

Do: "I'm going to rip off your head and shiat down your throat."

If those don't work, confront him. With a nine-iron, bloodshot eyes, and the smell of alcohol on your breath and clothes.

Or even better, hire somebody discreet to do it for you.
2003-01-30 06:01:42 PM  
Tell him you're going to get your buddy, Orenthal, to bring his black leather gloves and carving knife out of retirement.
2003-01-30 06:16:17 PM  
Option 1) Call cops
Option 2) Bat

your call
2003-01-30 06:49:12 PM  
caller ID?
have your phone number changed?
2003-01-30 06:54:15 PM  
Chicken Time Bomb!

That is all.
2003-01-30 07:05:20 PM  
When did Fark become a self-help center?
2003-01-30 07:09:30 PM  
1) Caller ID
2) Baseball bat
2003-01-30 07:32:05 PM  
Well, you could do what my wife's friend in New Jersey did - get a restraining order which doesn't work, live in fear for a few months, survive having her brake lines cut, live in fear for a few more months, then finally buy a shotgun and when the SOB breaks in blow his farking head off. Like she did.

She was not prosecuted.
2003-01-30 07:32:49 PM  
Voice from the Heavens:


I prefer the .45 to the 9mm for the stopping power (especially if he's big), but shotguns are extremely effective as well!

...then follow all the recommended legal blah, blah, blah.
2003-01-30 07:35:48 PM  
Weaps: I hadn't seen your post when I posted mine. Frightening.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

Hunter S. Thompson
2003-01-30 08:14:08 PM  
Not to worry Glenlivid sometimes the solution to a problem is obvious to many at the same time.
2003-01-30 08:54:33 PM  
Document every call. If you have the feature available, trace the call. Where I live you only need three successful traces and the cops can arrest and charge the person. When that happens you get to change your number for free! At least here you do.

I did it. Got my number changed for free, that is.
2003-01-30 09:04:33 PM  
Line up a different friend each night to answer the phone, toss some confusion at the whacko and he might get distracted.
2003-01-30 09:57:00 PM  
Arrange a date between the creepy guy and your girlfriend. Show up with a metal bat.
2003-01-30 10:56:10 PM  
Ummm.. grow a sack, and protect you woman??

2003-01-30 10:57:06 PM  
1st non-total farker! i am actualized!
2003-01-30 10:57:24 PM  
Considering that I am NOT involved in this situation, I advise that you make this stalker's face disturbing.
2003-01-30 10:57:40 PM  

2003-01-30 10:57:41 PM  
Be a man and fark him up, you pussy.

"Wah wah, I have to come to for advice on this guy who keeps bothering my girlfriend."

What the fark, you have a laptop at the bar? farking whiny biatch, let me at your girlfriend and i'll give her the L.D.
2003-01-30 10:57:57 PM  
2003-01-30 10:58:02 PM  
I have a lead pipe in my trunk - I'll take care of it.
2003-01-30 10:58:20 PM  
/agree Mercury_
2003-01-30 10:58:23 PM  
Find out who it is and then get her and a group of her friends and point at his crotch and laugh.
2003-01-30 10:58:23 PM  
give me money...i'll take care of it.
2003-01-30 10:58:41 PM  
Start calling HIS girlfriend and act all creepy.
2003-01-30 10:58:47 PM  
trace the number (caller ID or *69), then post number on Fark.... let the real farking begin.
2003-01-30 10:58:47 PM  
Sorry... I'll stop calling. I promise
2003-01-30 10:59:04 PM  
$20 says the woman started it.
2003-01-30 10:59:06 PM  
Locate, Annihilate
2003-01-30 10:59:06 PM  
Find out who it is and then get her and a group of her friends and point at his crotch and laugh.

Now with voting
2003-01-30 10:59:14 PM  
I knew this guy, "Nick", is San Diego. He was six foot seven and talked with the raspiest voice ever, from getting hit in the throat with a pipe while in the joint. For a grand, or so, your troublesome friend would go away and not come back . . one way or the other.
2003-01-30 10:59:47 PM  
Place airhorn next to microphone, press button.
2003-01-30 10:59:55 PM  
In a worst case scenario, get out of the house. Now.
2003-01-30 11:00:06 PM  
Rape him.

Oh, and pretend it's George Clooney while you're doing it. It'll make it a lot easier.

Trust me.
2003-01-30 11:00:45 PM  
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2003-01-30 11:01:24 PM  
Oh! He was also a true Sicilian, a member of 'The Family', and the ugliest guy I've ever met. I mean scary-ugly.
2003-01-30 11:01:39 PM  
Come on people. There are better ways to fark with people lives. Goto the adult video store and take all the subscription cards out of the gay mags, subscribe the person and check the bill me later option.

You can call the jehovas witness folks and ask them to send some people to help convice you(him) to join there cult. Or call a mosque and do the same but the tend to try and kill people who leave there cult.

Find some scary hardcore bondage sites and start posting personal ads for that person. Come on people being evil is easy, it just requires some thought.
2003-01-30 11:01:42 PM  
Threaten to break all of his fingers with a hammer and shave his ass with a rusty butter knife.
2003-01-30 11:02:20 PM  


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Name: Smookyfufu
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Location: Pleasantville, NY
Bio: Pace University. Criminal Justice/Sociology/Computer Science/Information Systems/Philosophy/English Major/Minor at some point or current.

Yeah, you know how we do.

"There are things about me you don't know, dottie. things you wouldn't understand. things you couldn't understand. things you shouldn't understand. you don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. i'm a loner, dottie. a rebel."


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PS-is Pace where they make that crapass salsa?
2003-01-30 11:02:27 PM  
we all know violence solves nothing.. you have to wait until he's gone from his house, then put up Police caution tape all around it.. or you could steal his dog, roll him up in a rug then toss it over a bridge..

that's about all the good simpsons pranks I can think of right now..

voting would only make this that much sadder of a comment.. so yes.. voting enabled..
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