Submitter:

I used to date a girl back in the day that would *...ahem* to Jewel videos. Watching Jewel prance around on the screen was already hot enough for me.. then my gf doing what she was doing at the same time just made it ultra hot.

I can't hear a Jewel song to this day without my pants getting tight.

I'd strip-mine her.

jewel did a good job of acting in Ride with the Devil.

If someone can post pics, maybe this will be the eyebleach needed for the Kathy Lee Gifford thread and *uggh* pics.

MaxxLarge: Jewel is hot and has a fantastic rack and I'd sell my own grandmother into slavery for the chance to pee in her butt.


I hear she's really into that kinda thing so urine luck dude.

Whowel?

Pop Singer Jewel...

Why yes, yes I would.

Not enough pics of Jewels hot rack

she fix her tooth yet?

KJM315: she fix her tooth yet?

you shut your whore mouth!
loves me the snaggle

What no love for Shawn Johnson?



/so hot it made my taco pop

Nothing in that picture is hot Psumek.

I stood 3 or 4 feet in front of her during a show in 95 or 96 before she got famous -- she was the opening act for Deep Blue Something, remember them? Anyway she was lovely and her songs were good. She played her own guitar and sang. That was it. I never heard any of the songs she sang that night (which were good) again when she hit the big time. She sold out to the pop record labels.

feefifofimmy: I stood 3 or 4 feet in front of her during a show in 95 or 96 before she got famous -- she was the opening act for Deep Blue Something, remember them? Anyway she was lovely and her songs were good. She played her own guitar and sang. That was it. I never heard any of the songs she sang that night (which were good) again when she hit the big time. She sold out to the pop record labels.

Her first album (Piece of You) came out in 1995, and she started to make it big in 1996.

Nonetheless, thank you for contributing to the "X was good before they got popular and sold out to the industry" fund that seems so popular here on FARK. You know who else was like that? That old skiffle-playing outfit "The Quarrymen"... what ever happened to them?

Psumek: What no love for Shawn Johnson?
/so hot it made my taco pop

Dude, she's 16.......cue Pedobear.

Dr.Knockboots: I used to date a girl back in the day that would *...ahem* to Jewel videos. Watching Jewel prance around on the screen was already hot enough for me.. then my gf doing what she was doing at the same time just made it ultra hot.

I can't hear a Jewel song to this day without my pants getting tight.

You got her number? I got a few Jewel videos. ;)

KJM315: she fix her tooth yet?

She has teeth?

Oh HELL yes I would. Snaggle tooth and all.

I'm rooting for my girl Belinda Carlisle.

Sid Vicious' Corpse: Psumek: What no love for Shawn Johnson?
/so hot it made my taco pop

Dude, she's 16.......cue Pedobear.

16 in Iowa is legal if you're no more than 4 years older than her. But once she's 18 it's all fair game.

The more you know.

Sid Vicious' Corpse: Psumek: What no love for Shawn Johnson?
/so hot it made my taco pop

Dude, she's 16.......cue Pedobear.

Isn't she 17?

/that might be legal in some states

Yo Maxx,

No breasty limericks from you today?

Just keep her nasally whiny voice away from microphones.

She's the retarded man's Ani DiFranco.

/forks over man points for knowing who Ani is

apeiron242: Just keep her nasally whiny voice away from microphones.

She's the retarded man's Ani DiFranco.

/forks over man points for knowing who Ani is

You can have your man points back if your knowledge of Ani DiFranco was ever a factor that contributed to getting a woman in the sack (butch tops excluded). Bonus points for fem bi chicks of course.

Went to school in the SF Bay area. Knowing who Ani was, gave you common ground with 30% of the women there.

/Took a date to see Jewel live at Bimbo's 365 club in SF with good results.

moar please

Does she not remember her attempts at dancing in the "Intuition" video? Weak sauce.

Sid Vicious' Corpse: Dude, she's 16.......cue Pedobear.

So he can say "too old" or what? I don't think that P word means what you think it means.

docmattic: feefifofimmy: I stood 3 or 4 feet in front of her during a show in 95 or 96 before she got famous -- she was the opening act for Deep Blue Something, remember them? Anyway she was lovely and her songs were good. She played her own guitar and sang. That was it. I never heard any of the songs she sang that night (which were good) again when she hit the big time. She sold out to the pop record labels.

Her first album (Piece of You) came out in 1995, and she started to make it big in 1996.

Nonetheless, thank you for contributing to the "X was good before they got popular and sold out to the industry" fund that seems so popular here on FARK. You know who else was like that? That old skiffle-playing outfit "The Quarrymen"... what ever happened to them?

I heard that they made a few records together before the lead singer got shot for being a dick to one of his fans.

feefifofimmy: I stood 3 or 4 feet in front of her during a show in 95 or 96 before she got famous -- she was the opening act for Deep Blue Something, remember them? Anyway she was lovely and her songs were good. She played her own guitar and sang. That was it. I never heard any of the songs she sang that night (which were good) again when she hit the big time. She sold out to the pop record labels.

I saw her open for Ben Folds Five and Neil Young.

She was very good, and won the crowd over with her yodeling!

I'd spackle her snaggle.

I slept with Jewel. YA RLY

/in the same house as
//she was upstairs, I was downstairs
///she was 9, I was 11
/ain't workin' on Kilcher's farm no more

Psumek: What no love for Shawn Johnson?



/so hot it made my taco pop

Why is that boy wearing a bikini?