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(Pravda)   Driver missed by sleeping all the beer   ( divider line
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2001-09-01 05:21:35 PM  
id like to thank the acadamey for this boobies
2001-09-01 05:35:01 PM  
And the driver was really sleeping the sleep of the just.
2001-09-01 05:39:17 PM  
Good god that's some engrish.
2001-09-01 06:01:43 PM  
what you say?
2001-09-01 06:02:56 PM  
I think the translator was high. Or stupid. Or Russian.
2001-09-01 06:05:19 PM  
Do third graders write for that paper?
2001-09-01 06:45:16 PM  
Guys, in the name of fairness you should try sleeping some beer before you go knocking it. I may just sleep some beer tonight and see if I like it.
2001-09-01 06:48:09 PM  
My GOD!!! I can't take it any more! I am only clicking these links out of some morbid curiosity to see how bad the translations are..

Case in point: "And the driver was really sleeping the sleep of the just. " WTF??!??!
2001-09-01 06:49:07 PM  
I'd like to see you smartasses write some russian.
2001-09-01 07:14:03 PM  
And I'd like to see those dumbass russians write some english.
2001-09-01 07:14:48 PM  
I've had enough of sleeping all the beer. Now it's time for sleeping the sleep of the just. Ah, sleep.
2001-09-01 07:20:14 PM  
It's not english... it's runglish !

Soon people all the everywhere will language runglish speak!
2001-09-01 07:37:19 PM  
Funny thing is, this is completely legible if you live in Kentucky.
2001-09-01 08:12:39 PM  
This just out:
What must be the penalty for a driver who run over a person that got as a result to hospital because of his leg's fracture. Do not hasten to answer. This crime could be no crime at all, or... Let us see. More detail...
2001-09-01 08:25:12 PM  

According to the results of the latest research, chocolate prevents teeth from crumbing. Scientists say cacao's anti-bacterial constituent prevent the development of caries. The richest anti-bacterial part of cocoa is its capsule which is removed when making chocolate. The Japanese experts said, the extract prepared from the capsules of cocoa should be added to toothpaste and mouthwash to provide for strong anti-caries protection."

ok, so 'caries' may not exist, but i'll listen to anything that tells me i should eat chocolate.
(and now i'm thinking about the man show)
2001-09-01 08:37:55 PM  
When I read it before sober it didn't make any sense, but somehow now it reads much more cleanly...
2001-09-01 08:48:28 PM  
Somebody set up him the bomb.
2001-09-01 09:05:49 PM  
whatsa matter? makes perfect sense to me.
2001-09-01 09:30:46 PM  
This has "machine translated" written all over it. Maybe the english edition is going bye-bye.
2001-09-01 09:34:44 PM  
Take off every translator. For great justice!
2001-09-01 09:39:32 PM  
Sounds like another "All your Base" fad in the making
2001-09-01 10:45:06 PM  
What do you suppose beer dreams about when it sleeps?
2001-09-01 11:11:01 PM  

Authorities of Thailand health resort Chon Buri supplicate tourists for not feeding monkeys of local reserve with open coconuts, site reports.
Warning: Do not read the article. It's the saddest story ever told.
2001-09-01 11:43:36 PM  
That story was quite painful to read.

...sleeping the sleep of the just.
2001-09-02 12:57:12 AM  
Ailema: I hate to break it to you, but 'caries' is the medical term for tooth decay.
2001-09-02 01:13:31 AM  
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I've got steeling to do!
2001-09-02 03:20:44 AM  
The speaking proper of the language which is of universal apply can be instruction for learnable pupil of vast perception for he is imminently potential able to be read and speak of this communicability.
2001-09-02 10:26:08 AM  
Those are some tall pants in the Levi story.

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