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2009-02-26 11:01:51 AM  
Poor stiff...
He came and went...
From pearl necklaces to pearly gates...

Fish in a barrel.
 
2009-02-26 11:01:57 AM  
Sounds like his heart was a two-pump chump.
 
2009-02-26 11:05:22 AM  
That's not all the guzzling that was going on.
 
2009-02-26 11:10:52 AM  
Rarely is the HERO tag used appropriately. This is one of those times.
 
2009-02-26 11:11:12 AM  
bangitout.com

Welcum to the party, pal.
 
2009-02-26 11:11:36 AM  
We went out the same way he came into this world.

Assisted.
 
2009-02-26 11:17:16 AM  
So he bet two girls that he could keep them satisfied for 12 hours.

Reminds me of betting girls a quarter that you can touch their breast withouth touching their bra.
 
2009-02-26 11:19:30 AM  
Sergey Tuganov == Tug one off ?

I call shenanigans.
 
2009-02-26 11:20:09 AM  
didn't he know that if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you're supposed to seek immediate medical attention
 
2009-02-26 11:26:51 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: didn't he know that if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you're supposed to seek immediate medical attention


Apparently it's a condition called priapism. Or as I refer to it, the butter zone right before whiskey dick where you can go all damn night.
 
2009-02-26 11:34:49 AM  
Well, he went out with a bang!
 
2009-02-26 11:36:21 AM  

OldScotch: So he bet two girls that he could keep them satisfied for 12 hours.

Reminds me of betting girls a quarter that you can touch their breast without touching their bra.


How old do the girls have to be to fall for that?

/pocket full of quarters
//laundry can wait
 
2009-02-26 11:37:22 AM  
He told you he was core hard.
 
2009-02-26 11:38:03 AM  
Best. Death. Evar.
 
2009-02-26 11:38:15 AM  
I can think of worse ways to go.
 
2009-02-26 11:42:00 AM  
What's this Viagra they speak of? And does it go limp after you die or can the girls keep going? Just curious.
 
2009-02-26 11:44:31 AM  
But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack


He's like a modern day John Henry.
 
2009-02-26 11:47:51 AM  
Good: Dieing during a 12 hour threesome.
Bad: Dieing during a 12 hour threesome, in jail.
 
2009-02-26 11:50:07 AM  
A picture of him before they took him away.

i217.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-26 11:50:59 AM  

Exodus2001: What's this Viagra they speak of? And does it go limp after you die or can the girls keep going? Just curious.


Paging Caitlin Bree...
 
2009-02-26 11:59:45 AM  
See, now that's how do die.
 
2009-02-26 12:03:24 PM  
That's excellent. Had it been suicide and not stupidity, this man would be the greatest "an hero" ever.
 
2009-02-26 12:07:50 PM  
So that's why the flags are at half-staff.

*salutes*
 
2009-02-26 12:10:20 PM  
Did the girls pay up? That's about $5k US.

I know the dudes dead, but a bet is a bet.
 
2009-02-26 12:18:37 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: I can think of worse ways to go.


Can you think of BETTER?
 
2009-02-26 12:28:13 PM  
Death by Snu-Snu!
 
2009-02-26 12:29:55 PM  
We gather today with reflection,
To bid a farewell with affection.
We went open-casket.
Now, don't blow a gasket,
The lid won't close on his erection.
 
2009-02-26 12:36:13 PM  

Sybarite: But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack


He's like a modern day John Henry.


Okay I lol'ed
 
2009-02-26 12:41:45 PM  
How much do you want to bet somebody sues over this?
 
2009-02-26 12:42:56 PM  

MaxxLarge: We gather today with reflection,
To bid a farewell with affection.
We went open-casket.
Now, don't blow a gasket,
The lid won't close on his erection.

en fuego!


I think This has the potential to be an epic thread

(cant get the sound of Harry Belafronte singing :

Well John Henry said to his bedmates,
Oh a man ain't nothin' but a man
'Fore I'd let your Sybian beat me down,
I'd die with my pecker in my hand, Lord, Lord
Die with my pecker in my hand
 
2009-02-26 12:45:11 PM  
And to spice up his job, bored coroner Kenneth Brandovitchowitz, pronounced the man Cutting Crew on Arrival.
 
2009-02-26 12:46:43 PM  
"He died doing what he loved."
 
2009-02-26 12:51:32 PM  

MaxxLarge: We gather today with reflection,
To bid a farewell with affection.
We went open-casket.
Now, don't blow a gasket,
The lid won't close on his erection.


MaxxLimerick is back!
 
2009-02-26 01:01:47 PM  
we todd did: Can you think of BETTER?

Not off the top of my head.
 
2009-02-26 01:31:49 PM  
Best use of the Hero tag ever.

\He's a credit to his gender
 
2009-02-26 01:55:29 PM  
Did the women at least try to give him mouth to knob resuscitation?
 
2009-02-26 02:02:32 PM  
From another article:

The women said he also ate walnuts and cream, which is considered to be a natural aphrodisiac.

Walnuts?......hmmmmm, I did not know that.
 
2009-02-26 02:21:27 PM  
What a way to go
 
2009-02-26 02:21:55 PM  
Now THAT'S a tee shirt worthy headline!
 
2009-02-26 02:22:48 PM  
He went out a winner.
 
2009-02-26 02:23:13 PM  
Erections lasting longer than four hours may require additional women.
 
2009-02-26 02:23:21 PM  
lazyeights.net
 
2009-02-26 02:23:26 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: From another article:

The women said he also ate walnuts and cream, which is considered to be a natural aphrodisiac.

Walnuts?......hmmmmm, I did not know that.


Shouldnt it be the women eating nuts and cream?
 
2009-02-26 02:23:30 PM  
Link to the video, anyone?
 
2009-02-26 02:23:41 PM  
I finally looked up why that 4 hour erection thing is bad. It turns out the blood can clot, and then you get gangrene of the wang. now that can't be good.
 
2009-02-26 02:23:41 PM  
img1.fark.net

/read the bottle before you start guzzling them down like smarties, dumbass.
 
2009-02-26 02:23:56 PM  

Sybarite: But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack


He's like a modern day John Henry.


Thread over.
 
2009-02-26 02:24:40 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com
/will be available for comment after giving the eulogy
 
2009-02-26 02:25:03 PM  
The Sun is there!
 
2009-02-26 02:25:15 PM  
The 3000 pounds was a "bet" for sex? Sure it was, officer.
 
2009-02-26 02:25:24 PM  
He should have taken some tantric sex tips from Sting ... might have made it out alive ...
 
2009-02-26 02:25:42 PM  
He went out on top. Or on the bottom. Or wheelbarrow-style.

/wood
 
2009-02-26 02:26:04 PM  
In some rare instances, death has occurred.
 
2009-02-26 02:26:04 PM  
Man dies after "guzzling" Viagra during 12-hour threesome

...and unfortunately it took a team of ten strong men to get the coffin lid to shut.
 
2009-02-26 02:26:08 PM  
A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.

He was mad! Mad I tell ya!
 
2009-02-26 02:27:02 PM  
we need to see these women
 
2009-02-26 02:27:46 PM  
"...women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn't be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon."

he couldn't have just had them for like 4 hours and then retired happy? i mean, it's not like he couldn't have just skimped on the $3000 and left happy that he'd railed two girls, right?


/one veteran of two threes.
 
2009-02-26 02:27:48 PM  
I've always said that I wanted to die in bed, at 120, with someone else's 19 year old wife.

But this might even beat that. I think I have a new role model.

/RIP Sergey Tuganov...your death shall be enshrined in the Pantheon of Manliness
 
2009-02-26 02:27:49 PM  

Badgers: /read the bottle before you start guzzling them down like smarties, dumbass.


Take your Troll Fu elsewhere whilst we salute a fallen hero!

/Pours some Old E on the ground fo my dead homie...
 
2009-02-26 02:27:52 PM  
A "Sex-Mad, Viagra Orgy Man"...

Its not the worst way to be referred to.
 
2009-02-26 02:28:06 PM  

bostonowns: we need to see these women


That's what HE said.

/he was talking to his penis
 
2009-02-26 02:28:20 PM  
So he got a 12 hour threesome, plus he would have made a good bit of money if he had lived?

I want in.

/will take them one pill at a time
 
2009-02-26 02:28:33 PM  
I want to be like him but without the viagra, which I wouldn't need anyway.
 
2009-02-26 02:29:03 PM  

notmtwain: How much do you want to bet somebody sues over this?


they're not in america. pretty unlikely.
 
2009-02-26 02:29:05 PM  

whistleridge: I've always said that I wanted to die in bed, at 120, with someone else's 19 year old wife.

But this might even beat that. I think I have a new role model.

/RIP Sergey Tuganov...your death shall be enshrined in the Pantheon of Manliness


Shot by a jealous husband is how I want to go.
 
2009-02-26 02:29:08 PM  
I couldnt say where shes coming from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum
(yjes cant do it)

She made a bet with her sister whos a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I dont mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(so I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on her sugar plum

I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didnt hear no dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where this dinah-moe
Comin from
Done spent three hours
An I aint got a crumb
From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
cause I cant get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

(she looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)

Just get me wasted
An youre half-way there
cause if my minds tore up
Then my body dont care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holdin the bet
An wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didnt matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasnt done yet

I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldnt give her a try

So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was wheelin an dealin
Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin an her face gone red
Some drool rollin down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered n quaked
An clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
bout her mental health
till dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...dora...
M-m-m...its real angora
Would yall like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An how bout you, fauna?
Ywanna?

Mmm...sound like ymight be chokin on somethin

Did you say you want some more?
Well, heres some more...

Mmm, sure...listen
Dyou think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

Mmm...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize em...
Gimme your lighter...

I couldnt say where shes coming from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum
(yjes cant do it)

I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on her sugar plum

I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb
An you know I heard some dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
 
2009-02-26 02:30:02 PM  
nerve.com

You're doing it wrong.
 
2009-02-26 02:30:23 PM  
Aeonite [TotalFark] *Shenanigans Poster*


yay! someone else finally got sick of the misspelled one and grabbed mine.

/i tag my stuff for fun
//could care less really
///but not really
////i'm awesome
 
2009-02-26 02:30:37 PM  

darkmayo: Shouldnt it be the women eating nuts and cream?


Good point!
/I just looked up walnuts as a aphrodisiac and It said that it's been known since the roman times
 
2009-02-26 02:30:41 PM  
It was murder.

The girls tied him up by seducing him into some bondage play, and then they force-fed him viagra until he had a heart attack and died. Then they untied him, played around with each other a bit, and called authorities to give them this bogus story.

Murder most foul.
 
2009-02-26 02:30:43 PM  
thesynopsis.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-02-26 02:30:54 PM  
Hero tag?

What a Sally bed-wetter. Who needs that much viagra just to stay up for 12 hours. What is this world coming to? He was over 50? NO? I'm embarrassed for him.
 
2009-02-26 02:30:55 PM  
If I have a 4-hour erection, I'm calling everyone I know..
 
2009-02-26 02:30:57 PM  

USCLaw2010: /will be available for comment after giving the eulogy


I saw this too late, but I need not add anything further.
 
2009-02-26 02:31:16 PM  
I was wondering why IdBeCrazyIf hasn't been seen around here, nor has returned the email I sent him wondering where he is....
 
2009-02-26 02:31:17 PM  
Two chicks one ялдометр.
 
2009-02-26 02:31:44 PM  
[image from kaltire.com too old to be available]
 
2009-02-26 02:31:46 PM  
a 28 yr old *needed* viagra??
them 2 broads musta looked like rosie o'donnel and bet midler im guessin.
 
hej [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 02:31:58 PM  
I'm equally intrigued by the two women that wanted to be banged collectively for 12 hours straight.
 
2009-02-26 02:32:44 PM  
In other news, hookers start betting strangers $50 for more than 5 minutes of sex.

/it's legal officer. it's just a bet. HONEST.
 
2009-02-26 02:33:27 PM  

ZeroCorpse: It was murder.

The girls tied him up by seducing him into some bondage play, and then they force-fed him viagra until he had a heart attack and died. Then they untied him, played around with each other a bit, and called authorities to give them this bogus story.

Murder most foul.



Yes. Lovely, delicious, beautiful murder.
 
2009-02-26 02:34:01 PM  
He got a much better death than our friend Dick got earlier, no soft story here.
 
2009-02-26 02:35:23 PM  
When Sergey was guzzling viagra, he accidentally dropped one in the toilet.

The seat stayed up all night.
 
2009-02-26 02:35:51 PM  
Newly erected Tuganov monument

i178.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-26 02:37:11 PM  
Was he hard up for gash cash?
 
2009-02-26 02:37:26 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Murder most foul.


Close the window, you're letting all the stank out.
 
2009-02-26 02:37:37 PM  
must take whole bottle
even though its a win/win.
i'll die happily
 
2009-02-26 02:37:39 PM  
Once Cialis would have been better.
 
2009-02-26 02:37:59 PM  
arago4.tnw.utwente.nl

Was his name Arthur Jarrett?

Was he a convicted criminal who was allowed to choose the manner of his own execution?

/Sun articles are blocked for me
 
2009-02-26 02:37:59 PM  

HagarTheHorrible: Snu-snu


Thank you.

bloops.org
 
2009-02-26 02:38:04 PM  
worth it!
 
2009-02-26 02:38:14 PM  
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
 
2009-02-26 02:39:01 PM  

Sybarite:

He's like a modern day John Henry.

This John Henry:
[image from thesolutionsite.com too old to be available]
NOT this
images.businessweek.com
 
2009-02-26 02:39:05 PM  
Anyone notice the title of the article?

"Viagra Orgy Man Collapses"


Isn't Viagra Orgy Man one of Batman's nemesis?

/does Fark have a "hero of the year" award?
 
2009-02-26 02:39:17 PM  

xadrian: HagarTheHorrible: Snu-snu

Thank you.


That took WAY to long to enter into this thread...
 
2009-02-26 02:39:21 PM  

The Stranger


sometimes there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about Sergey Tuganov here--sometimes there's a man who, well, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there.
 
2009-02-26 02:39:48 PM  
So. Viagra or Cialis? Surely at least once Farker knows which is more effective. Difficulty: I have to keep it up for a fat girl. Discuss.
 
2009-02-26 02:40:25 PM  
His burial plot will be the one with the natural flag pole for men everywhere to salute.
 
2009-02-26 02:41:49 PM  
Grave diggers complained abut having to dig the extra six inches.
 
2009-02-26 02:42:19 PM  
My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date
 
2009-02-26 02:42:22 PM  
They should erect some sort of memorial in his honor.

I wonder how those poor ladies who witnessed this are taking it...?

Probably a bit sore at first but every which way I imagine.
 
2009-02-26 02:42:35 PM  
I'm sorry, I got distracted by the side-bar story about the 15-year old hooker.
What were we talking about?
 
2009-02-26 02:42:37 PM  
movies.infinitecoolness.com
 
2009-02-26 02:42:41 PM  
He's a lucky man, who made the grade!
 
2009-02-26 02:43:08 PM  
Truly an inspiration to us all. Good night, sweet prince.
 
2009-02-26 02:43:56 PM  
Inevitably, if you ask a bunch of guys how it is they want to die, at least 3 or 4 of them will say they wanna die while having sex. To me, that would just be awkward. Think about it, you would be all like "Oh god, Oh god, Oh god, oh... oh, hey God! How's it going? Seen my pants around here somewhere?"

/not my joke
// Heard on Bob and Tom this morning
 
2009-02-26 02:44:09 PM  
I have an erection due to Viagra right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-02-26 02:44:52 PM  

MtLebanonBalogna: Once Cialis would have been better.


You sound like a Yinzer in the know.
 
2009-02-26 02:45:08 PM  

bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date


Gym in 26 minutes?
 
2009-02-26 02:45:15 PM  
If I were to ever kill anyone, that is how I want to do it. Now, to find a bisexual lover who has that kind of money....
 
2009-02-26 02:45:18 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
Amateur
 
2009-02-26 02:45:26 PM  
So, any two farkettes want to be me I can't satisfy them for twelve hours?
 
2009-02-26 02:45:40 PM  

T.rex: A "Sex-Mad, Viagra Orgy Man"...

Its not the worst way to be referred to.


The guy is dead so the title is available. I'm off to earn it!
 
2009-02-26 02:45:56 PM  
told you I was hard core
 
2009-02-26 02:46:00 PM  
Considering I'll never have a million dollars, I think I'm gonna become a gambler if I ever want to score with two chicks at the same time.
 
2009-02-26 02:46:15 PM  
Dear Penthouse;

I know you're not going to believe this but...
 
2009-02-26 02:46:22 PM  
Go pour yourself a stiff one on me...
 
2009-02-26 02:46:23 PM  
I see he didn't think his coonting plan through.
 
2009-02-26 02:46:51 PM  
Can I be the next contestant?
 
2009-02-26 02:46:52 PM  
He had white horses
And ladies by the score
All dressed in satin
And waiting by the door


Ooooh, what a lucky man he was
Ooooh, what a lucky man he was
 
2009-02-26 02:47:01 PM  

bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date


You were tied up and raped by a fat chick? We need more details. Pictures if you have any too.
 
2009-02-26 02:47:28 PM  
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Mad Viagra Orgy Man.
(Mr. Sex Mad Viagra Orgy Man)
Some men are finish in two minutes and promptly fall asleep afterwards.
But you guzzled a bottle of Viagra and kept it going for 12 straight hours.
(Two women at the same time!)
There's no better way to leave this Earth than after a half-day threeway sexation.
(Damn my hips are tired)
Perhaps you'd have lived if you gave up after the first 6 hours, but sometimes a man's got to stand by his principles.
(Other things are standing too)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, O Beast With Three Backs. Let's face it, there's nothing you could do to top this anyway.
(Mr. Sex Mad Viagra Orgy Man)

/Q&D
 
2009-02-26 02:47:29 PM  
He died a good death.
He died a man.
 
2009-02-26 02:47:55 PM  

stevetherobot: So, any two farkettes want to be me I can't satisfy them for twelve hours?


want to bet me
 
2009-02-26 02:48:26 PM  
He couldn't keep it up for 12 hours? What a pussy.

/might have been smarter to segment the time with breaks
//blowjob breaks
 
2009-02-26 02:48:29 PM  
It happened just like this, but it was his unit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GIp0PmicaM
 
2009-02-26 02:48:34 PM  
I would want to see mugshots of the girls before saying "best death ever" but this does have potential for being best death ever. There should be like a death penalty for being a kick ass person and this should be the way you go.
 
2009-02-26 02:48:37 PM  

tortilla burger: sexation


Sexathon. I speel gud.
 
2009-02-26 02:48:42 PM  
Lived like a king and died like a man. I salute you sir.
 
2009-02-26 02:50:04 PM  
Hmmm...I think I need to see some pics of the two women before I decide if this is a "hero" article or "dumbass".

It'd have to be some SERIOUSLY hot booty to do something like that.
 
2009-02-26 02:50:29 PM  
"Whew! I'm spent. I'm just gonna nod off here for a few minutes. You just keep ridin' the cawk, okay? That still counts, right?"
 
2009-02-26 02:51:04 PM  
"But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack..."

Sounds like stopping was the problem. To quote Emmitt Smith quoting Jim Valvano, "Don't quit, don't even quit."
 
2009-02-26 02:51:07 PM  
Don't they whack you with a plank of wood if it stays up for more than 4 hours?

/wood.
 
2009-02-26 02:51:23 PM  

give me doughnuts: I'm sorry, I got distracted by the side-bar story about the 15-year old hooker.
What were we talking about?


img7.imageshack.us
img7.imageshack.us
 
2009-02-26 02:51:56 PM  

robohobo: So. Viagra or Cialis? Surely at least once Farker knows which is more effective. Difficulty: I have to keep it up for a fat girl. Discuss.


Blindfolds & really good imagination
 
2009-02-26 02:52:09 PM  

GreatNOD: Was his name Arthur Jarrett?

Was he a convicted criminal who was allowed to choose the manner of his own execution?

/Sun articles are blocked for me


hahahaha
 
2009-02-26 02:52:19 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: didn't he know that if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you're supposed to seek immediate medical attention


/approves
//carry on
 
2009-02-26 02:52:57 PM  

Exodus2001: What's this Viagra they speak of? And does it go limp after you die or can the girls keep going? Just curious.


Well they do have to pause and wait for rigor mortis to set in...
 
2009-02-26 02:53:43 PM  
I thought one dose was good for 24 hours?
 
2009-02-26 02:54:17 PM  

hej: I'm equally intrigued by the two women that wanted to be banged collectively for 12 hours straight.


Something's weird here. First, he's able to find not one, but two women willing to go at it for twelve hours straight. Then, "minutes" after winning the bet, he drops dead.

This was two chicks who thought they were about to make an easy £3000 (about $5000). They thought it was a sucker bet, and probably couldn't pay off if they lost, and killed the guy to either avoid paying off, steal his money, or both. I'd guess that they do this for a living, and never guessed that they'd lose.
 
2009-02-26 02:54:20 PM  

Your_Dog: If I have a 4-hour erection, I'm calling everyone I know..


I'm reminded of a LICD comic where he tosses his friend a beer because he still has an erection or something.

/couldn't find the link
 
2009-02-26 02:54:50 PM  
I asked my Doctor if I was healthy enough to have sex.

She gave me Viagra and field tested me right there.


/Well, I wish anyway.
 
2009-02-26 02:54:57 PM  
Dude, He deserves a monument in a very public place. That guy is a hero...He needs the medal of freedom or something... i'd be lucky to last 30 minutes with 2 chicks even on viagra let alone 12 hours. But hey, thats one hell of a way to die!
 
2009-02-26 02:56:06 PM  

RangerVet75: Dead for Tax Reasons: didn't he know that if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you're supposed to seek immediate medical attention

/approves
//carry on


Imbetween though, is one hell of a party. Afterwards, is one hell of a case of blueballs.

/had blueballs once
//never again
///you don't forget that stuff....8 hour ish hardon, most painful experience of my life afterwards
 
2009-02-26 02:56:49 PM  

jaylectricity: OldScotch: So he bet two girls that he could keep them satisfied for 12 hours.

Reminds me of betting girls a quarter that you can touch their breast without touching their bra.

How old do the girls have to be to fall for that?

/pocket full of quarters
//laundry can wait


I don't know why, but that made me LOL
 
2009-02-26 02:59:28 PM  
his name was Sergey Tuganov. his name was Sergey Tuganov. his name was Sergey Tuganov.
 
2009-02-26 02:59:36 PM  
Here he comes....
And....there he goes.
 
2009-02-26 02:59:56 PM  

Magorn: (cant get the sound of Harry Belafronte singing


I'm thinking Paul Robeson.

You cum 16 times and what do you get?
A farker keeled over who just won a bet.
 
2009-02-26 03:00:12 PM  
There once was a Russian most depraved,
He challenged 2 wenches of 12 hours saved,
by coitus uninterruptus - viagra enhanced,
the thrill promised of pleasure points lanced.

This man he thought he could,
and he did, and would,
but alas, though he did last,
with viagra enabled, tented mast,
the task proved a bit too mighty,
for that which pumped in his chest, all tod flighty,
and so he succumbed,
but with pleasure pursued and subdued,
we salute thee O you sex-mad Russian!

/It started as an ode, and then morphed into something else ...
 
2009-02-26 03:00:38 PM  
How did you die?
-Well, I had lung cancer
How about you over there?
-I was hit by a car, didn't see it coming
And you there?
-I had sex for 12 straight hours with two women and when I stopped I felt I had nothing else to live for, so I just dropped dead
 
2009-02-26 03:00:46 PM  
what a cockup
 
2009-02-26 03:00:49 PM  

trappedspirit: Amateur


WTF is that?
 
2009-02-26 03:01:28 PM  
Dude, 1 pill every 2 to 4 hours is all you need, even if you are Mr. Floppypants.

I am never forget, "No Way to Treat a First Lady."

AlwaysRightBoy: A picture of him before they took him away.


Little Wooden Boy!

nmiguy: Man dies after "guzzling" Viagra during 12-hour threesome

...and unfortunately it took a team of ten strong men to get the coffin lid to shut.


And 14 hours of surgery just to get zee smile off of his face.
 
2009-02-26 03:01:47 PM  

bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date


How IS your mom?
 
2009-02-26 03:01:48 PM  

crazytrpr: Lived like a king and died like a man. I salute you sir.


For those about to f**k, we salute you!
 
2009-02-26 03:02:54 PM  

beelzebubba76: There once was a Russian most depraved,
He challenged 2 wenches of 12 hours saved,
by coitus uninterruptus - viagra enhanced,
the thrill promised of pleasure points lanced.

This man he thought he could,
and he did, and would,
but alas, though he did last,
with viagra enabled, tented mast,
the task proved a bit too mighty,
for that which pumped in his chest, all tod too flighty,
and so he succumbed,
but with pleasure pursued and subdued,
we salute thee O you sex-mad Russian!

/It started as an ode, and then morphed into something else ...

 
2009-02-26 03:02:57 PM  
At least he was livin' Levitra loca.
 
2009-02-26 03:03:18 PM  
Those medicines do carry a warning.

So at least a lawsuit is unlikely.
 
2009-02-26 03:03:30 PM  
Amateur.

thecia.com.au
 
2009-02-26 03:03:30 PM  

trappedspirit: Amateur

.
.
.
It's BACON...
 
2009-02-26 03:03:31 PM  

bostonowns: we need to see these women


THIS
 
2009-02-26 03:03:53 PM  
trappedspirit

Ditto on the WTF; did I miss a meme?
 
2009-02-26 03:03:54 PM  
This man needs a statue erected in his honor.
 
2009-02-26 03:04:46 PM  

Your_Dog: bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date

How IS your mom?


I'm fine, thanks for asking.
 
2009-02-26 03:04:52 PM  

robohobo: So. Viagra or Cialis? Surely at least once Farker knows which is more effective. Difficulty: I have to keep it up for a fat girl. Discuss.


I understand that there's a new one out called Mycoxafloppin DL.
 
2009-02-26 03:05:31 PM  

krupintupple: "...women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn't be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon."

he couldn't have just had them for like 4 hours and then retired happy? i mean, it's not like he couldn't have just skimped on the $3000 and left happy that he'd railed two girls, right?


/one veteran of two threes.


Using both hands doesn't count as a threesome...
 
2009-02-26 03:06:08 PM  

Your Mom: Your_Dog: bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date

How IS your mom?

I'm fine, thanks for asking.


Hahaha
 
2009-02-26 03:07:04 PM  

Your Mom: Your_Dog: bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date

How IS your mom?

I'm fine, thanks for asking.

.
.
.
Was it good for YOU?
 
2009-02-26 03:07:06 PM  
Of course he died afterwords. What was there left to live for?

After a 12-hour threeway I'd want to die immediately after too. The rest of life would be downhill from there.
 
2009-02-26 03:07:19 PM  

Your Mom: Your_Dog: bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date

How IS your mom?

I'm fine, thanks for asking.


Nice!
 
2009-02-26 03:07:34 PM  
A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn't be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.



I need better friends
 
2009-02-26 03:08:19 PM  
I'm going call bullshiat on this until fellow farkers have confirmed and posted pics.

/scouring the net
 
2009-02-26 03:08:25 PM  
Some say he's from Georgia,
Some say he's from Polan,
But it's wrote on the back at the Big Fun Tunnel,
That he's an East Russian man,
That he's an East Russian man.

John Henry was a viagra poundin' man,
He died with a hammah in his han',
Oh, come along girls and line the crack
For John Henry ain't never comin' back,
For John Henry ain't never comin' back.

John Henry he could hammah,
He could whistle, he could sing,
He went to the grave early in the mornin'
To hear his hammah ring,
To hear his hammah ring.
 
2009-02-26 03:08:44 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: didn't he know that if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you're supposed to seek immediate medical attention


Mebbe the girls were dressed as naughty nurses?
 
2009-02-26 03:08:51 PM  
1 goes into 2 how many times? Seems math is broken.
 
2009-02-26 03:09:28 PM  
You magnificent bastard.
 
2009-02-26 03:10:11 PM  

bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date


Shenanigans. There's no way she stayed inflated for that long.
 
2009-02-26 03:10:41 PM  

Your_Dog: If I have a 4-hour erection, I'm calling everyone I know..


that made me lol
 
2009-02-26 03:10:46 PM  

fernandez: A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn't be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.


I need better friends


when you're SEX-MAD, I guess you tend to attract the nymphos.

/or so I've heard
 
2009-02-26 03:11:46 PM  
That is the ultimate jumping of the shark.

The Fonz would be proud, "Ehhhhhhhhhhhh!"
 
2009-02-26 03:11:46 PM  
What a boner bummer.
 
2009-02-26 03:12:07 PM  
Is this him as a kid?

Link

Maybe NSFW....figured I'll play it safe.
 
2009-02-26 03:13:29 PM  
[image from i280.photobucket.com too old to be available]

One of the women in question?

/she's Ukranian...close enough!
 
2009-02-26 03:14:39 PM  
It will take the morticians three days to wipe the smile from his face.
 
2009-02-26 03:15:22 PM  
HagarTheHorrible:

Death by Zug Zug
 
2009-02-26 03:15:23 PM  
Has anyone else thought that the bet was rigged?.
 
2009-02-26 03:16:14 PM  

Sybarite: But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack


He's like a modern day John Henry.



"There lies a steel-drivin' man, Lord Lord - there lies a steel-drivin' man."
 
2009-02-26 03:17:01 PM  

krupintupple: ...

/one veteran of two threes.


MMF or all male?
 
2009-02-26 03:17:42 PM  
img527.imageshack.us

Ironically, I can't find the exact quote about how long to took the doctors to get the smile off of his face.
 
2009-02-26 03:18:06 PM  
i221.photobucket.com

approves of the way you went, Sergey
 
2009-02-26 03:18:49 PM  

give me doughnuts: I'm sorry, I got distracted by the side-bar story about the 15-year old hooker.


Yeah -- that article mentions "the victim" made over $20k in 2 months and would of make over $120k a year.

TFA:

Shocked children's groups last night said she now urgently needs help. Social services are working with the family. Michele Elliott, of children's charity Kidscape, said: "I feel desperately sorry for this young girl.

"You do have to wonder what gave her the idea to sell herself - was it to get nice things, was it to get enough money to leave home or was it because she was abused herself as many prostitutes have been?


//They can't seem to figure out why she did it????
 
2009-02-26 03:19:16 PM  
It's really amusing what bullshiat The Sun makes up, and morans just totally buy it.
 
2009-02-26 03:20:54 PM  

Since I don't know what the women looked like or how old they were, I can't really put myself in that man's, er, . . .shoes. I must say, though, I am quite awestruck by the appetities of those women. Just consider this this quote FTFA:

One of the women, named only as Alina, said: "We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do."

After 12 hours they still wanted more?



/The name 'Emergency Services' should have been a giveaway.
 
2009-02-26 03:20:58 PM  
img8.imageshack.us
 
2009-02-26 03:20:59 PM  
It was a bet? damn.. how does one get girls to make that kind of bet? just get one of those pills that last like 2 days, instead of puny viagra, and you're set.
 
2009-02-26 03:22:55 PM  
Afterall, the Russians do believe in the adage "die young and leave a good-looking corpse," if I'm not mistaken.
 
2009-02-26 03:23:30 PM  
You show me a guy who died guzzling Viagra during a 12 hour threesome, and I'll show you a guy who definitely died happy
 
2009-02-26 03:23:49 PM  
You know, I read shiat like this, and I think to myself, "What the flying fark would I want to have sex for 12 hours for?!?" Just to say I did?

I've done several semi-freaky things I'm proud of, and some I'm not so proud of, but I've never thought to myself that I would want to go out doing something as insipid as having marathon sex.
 
2009-02-26 03:25:08 PM  
Having had cancer run in the family, I've wondered what I would do when/if I get the news that I'm headed out.

I was going to go with "glorious death in battle", but frankly, "12-hour viagra sexy heart attack orgy" has got that one beat.
 
2009-02-26 03:26:06 PM  
Lucky stiff! He came into this world bawling and left it with a Joker-sized grin on his face.

/Wish we'd be as fortunate!
 
2009-02-26 03:26:25 PM  
If I'm ever diagnosed with cancer, I plan on a Viagra, Blow, and Hookers suicide instead of doing chemo or radiation.
 
2009-02-26 03:28:59 PM  
I want that headline on my tombstone.

/I want some pizza too
 
2009-02-26 03:29:19 PM  
I think you guys misread the article....


He took the Viagra so he could last the 12 hours, but died minutes after taking it.


In other words... he died before he could score.

The hero here would have been lasting the 12 hours and living to tell about it.

This guy... not so much.
 
2009-02-26 03:30:12 PM  
Goodbye IdBeCrazyIf. It was swell knowing ya'
 
2009-02-26 03:31:12 PM  
Correction. I read that wrong. He did win the wager. :P

I blame dyslexia.
 
2009-02-26 03:31:38 PM  
Can't believe nobody has linked to this song yet.

...followed, of course, by this one.
 
2009-02-26 03:31:45 PM  

NightOwl2255: Did the girls pay up? That's about $5k US.


How is £3,000 equal to $5.00?
 
2009-02-26 03:32:05 PM  

ihatedumbpeople: It'd have to be some SERIOUSLY hot booty to do something like that.


Evidently it was Booty to die for.
 
2009-02-26 03:32:14 PM  
Holy balls if you lived your cock would hurt for days on end. I've had some crazy all night drug/booze fueled sex benders; good god did my johnson hurt. Didn't piss straight for a day. Plus the girls must have been a mess. No girl is walking right after getting that much dicking.
 
2009-02-26 03:33:23 PM  

Chaim Witz: Goodbye IdBeCrazyIf. It was swell knowing ya'


Where did he go? Did he get banned?
 
2009-02-26 03:34:14 PM  
OK, I've scoured the net including obit searches in Russian papers and all I find is a reprint of this article. Nothing is listed in the Russian papers.

I claim complete and total BS.

Would have been nice were it true.
 
2009-02-26 03:34:25 PM  

Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom: trappedspirit

Ditto on the WTF; did I miss a meme?


Just a guy found dead with bacon in his mouth. Nothing to see here
 
2009-02-26 03:34:27 PM  

Oldiron_79: If I'm ever diagnosed with cancer, I plan on a Viagra, Blow, and Hookers suicide instead of doing chemo or radiation.


Me? Bear wrestling, and then the viagra hooker suicide.
 
2009-02-26 03:34:34 PM  

Oldiron_79: I plan on a Viagra, Blow, and Hookers suicide instead of doing chemo or radiation.


Call me old-fashioned, but I figure I'd skip the nose candy and substitute Steak instead. A one-way plane ticket to Hawaii would be great, too, if I can manage to afford it when it's my time.
 
2009-02-26 03:36:14 PM  
dan_in_oakland: Having had cancer run in the family, I've wondered what I would do when/if I get the news that I'm headed out.

I was going to go with "glorious death in battle", but frankly, "12-hour viagra sexy heart attack orgy" has got that one beat.


You can never go wrong with 12 hr 3some Viagra O.D.

If some Fundie is gonna aks me what I'd say when I have to meet my maker and hes showing the events of my life?

Here comes the good part. Giggity
 
2009-02-26 03:37:26 PM  
Viagra Orgy Man is the worst superhero ever.
 
2009-02-26 03:37:36 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Good: Dieing during a 12 hour threesome.
Bad: Dieing during a 12 hour threesome, in jail.


I've used the term LOL maybe twice since 1998. Hat trick thanks to the Stealth Hippopotamus
 
2009-02-26 03:38:39 PM  
Let's try that again. This (new window) is the first song.

This (new window) is the second.

If I got it wrong this time, I give up.
 
2009-02-26 03:40:12 PM  
AlwaysRightBoy: i221.photobucket.com

approves of the way you went, Sergey


Nice one, ARB!
 
2009-02-26 03:43:28 PM  

pooperator: NightOwl2255: Did the girls pay up? That's about $5k US.

How is £3,000 equal to $5.00?



5k = 5,000

Ar you sure you are allowed to use that computer?
 
2009-02-26 03:43:36 PM  

NightOwl2255: Did the girls pay up? That's about $5k US.


How is £3,000 equal to $5.00?

nm, im stoopid
 
2009-02-26 03:44:13 PM  
If someone told me that I'd die because I was popping Viagra for a twelve hour threesome, well, I'd be ok with that.
 
2009-02-26 03:45:19 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: It's really amusing what bullshiat The Sun makes up, and morans just totally buy it.


Boing! We have a winner.
 
2009-02-26 03:45:28 PM  
mofomisfit
If someone told me that I'd die because I was popping Viagra for a twelve hour threesome, well, I'd be ok with that.


Strike that. I'd be ok with it if they told me I was to die at the END of a 12 hour threesome.
 
2009-02-26 03:47:12 PM  

orat-on-a-stick: Ar you sure you are allowed to use that computer?


Ar you?
 
2009-02-26 03:48:58 PM  
CygnusDarius:

Me? Bear wrestling, and then the viagra hooker suicide.


Meh, good for you, I don't want to risk getting mauled by a bear before the 3some

Tannhauser Gatekeeper:
Call me old-fashioned, but I figure I'd skip the nose candy and substitute Steak instead. A one-way plane ticket to Hawaii would be great, too, if I can manage to afford it when it's my time.


Yeah, but there is a reason for the nose candy. I'll be wearing Dr. Rockso clown makeup for the 3some just to make sure it gets a FARK headline.
 
2009-02-26 03:51:27 PM  

pooperator: orat-on-a-stick: Ar you sure you are allowed to use that computer?

Ar you?


Saw that after I hit enter...

New Cell phone, getting used to the virtual keyboard. ;)


/that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 
2009-02-26 03:51:37 PM  
What they DIDN'T say is that the girls both has strap-ons and he was the receiver.
 
2009-02-26 03:52:24 PM  

vudukungfu: MtLebanonBalogna: Once Cialis would have been better.

You sound like a Yinzer in the know.


...who doesn't check his spelling/grammar before posting.

That should be one, not once.

Oh, and yes...
 
2009-02-26 03:54:10 PM  
HERO!!!

Now THAT is the way to go.
 
2009-02-26 03:55:13 PM  

myspamhere: What they DIDN'T say is that the girls both has strap-ons and he was the receiver.


GOOSH GOOSH (NSFW)
 
2009-02-26 03:57:13 PM  
Mr. 137, that Dan Banyan guy, does not recommend this.

/obscure?
 
2009-02-26 04:01:20 PM  

OldScotch: bra


So how does it work..
 
2009-02-26 04:01:51 PM  

Oldiron_79: CygnusDarius:

Me? Bear wrestling, and then the viagra hooker suicide.

Meh, good for you, I don't want to risk getting mauled by a bear before the 3some...



If the bears are experienced -- and stick to the safe words -- you're usually okay.

At least that's been my experience.
 
2009-02-26 04:02:56 PM  
I'm goin doooooowwwwwnnn, in a blaze of glooooorrryyyy
 
2009-02-26 04:03:25 PM  

OldScotch: So he bet two girls that he could keep them satisfied for 12 hours.

Reminds me of betting girls a quarter that you can touch their breast withouth touching their bra.


So... how does this work. Is it just a free peek or is there an actual way.
 
2009-02-26 04:05:43 PM  
Came here for the snu-snu reference.

Not disappointed.
 
2009-02-26 04:10:46 PM  
come mr. tally man, tally me viagra
daylight come and me still have a hard on

/a strrretch
 
2009-02-26 04:11:04 PM  

dumass123: OldScotch: So he bet two girls that he could keep them satisfied for 12 hours.

Reminds me of betting girls a quarter that you can touch their breast withouth touching their bra.

So... how does this work. Is it just a free peek or is there an actual way.


If you PayPal me $US500 I'll let you know the secret.
 
2009-02-26 04:12:32 PM  
Dying after having sex while doing drugs while gambling?

If I could do it on a hang glider, that's how I want to go.
 
2009-02-26 04:16:04 PM  
Can we get the hero tag replaced with a "Sergey Tuganov" tag?
 
2009-02-26 04:18:01 PM  
Should have used 36 hour Cialis instead. duh.

Threesome doesn't count if you can't brag about it afterwards.
 
2009-02-26 04:18:24 PM  
That's terrible, my father died the same way
 
2009-02-26 04:19:19 PM  

Noexit: Threesome doesn't count if you can't brag about it afterwards.


The Sun did his bragging for him.
 
2009-02-26 04:19:44 PM  

Noexit: Threesome doesn't count if you can't brag about it afterwards.


Oh, the statue they'll build in his honor will brag just fine.
 
2009-02-26 04:22:09 PM  

Acid_Casualty: bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date

Gym in 26 minutes?


38, actually.
 
2009-02-26 04:23:29 PM  
I really can't think of a better way to die, so I salute this man for living the dream if the Sun hadn't just made it up.

Do you think the Sun is hiring, I can make up threesome stories all day.
 
2009-02-26 04:23:38 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date

You were tied up and raped by a fat chick? We need more details. Pictures if you have any too.


No, no and yes.
 
2009-02-26 04:23:56 PM  
Now I ain't sayin' she's a grave digga, but she ain't messin' with no limp wigga...
 
2009-02-26 04:26:37 PM  
Now THAT is a death worthy of a King.
 
2009-02-26 04:30:20 PM  

tortilla burger: tortilla burger: sexation

Sexathon. I speel gud.


It's ok. It still worked.
 
2009-02-26 04:34:12 PM  
The most important thing is he won the bet.
 
2009-02-26 04:36:39 PM  
Hopefully he impregnated at least one of them and is therefore disqualified from the Darwin awards. Winning one would be a terrible mark on his memory.
 
2009-02-26 04:36:52 PM  

Nightsweat: Exodus2001: What's this Viagra they speak of? And does it go limp after you die or can the girls keep going? Just curious.

Well they do have to pause and wait for rigor mortis to set in...


Gives them a chance to get rested up.
 
2009-02-26 04:37:58 PM  
Well, I would be happy to take that bet, but I am going to need a little time to raise the cash!
 
2009-02-26 04:45:03 PM  

tamsnod27: Well, I would be happy to take that bet, but I am going to need a little time to raise the cashiatoo bad there isn't Viagra for cash...

/raise that right up

 
2009-02-26 04:46:16 PM  

orat-on-a-stick: tamsnod27: Well, I would be happy to take that bet, but I am going to need a little time to raise the cash

Too bad there isn't Viagra for cash...

/raise that right up


/dammit
 
2009-02-26 04:47:11 PM  

phoxxy: I think you guys misread the article....


He took the Viagra so he could last the 12 hours, but died minutes after taking it.


In other words... he died before he could score.

The hero here would have been lasting the 12 hours and living to tell about it.

This guy... not so much.


No, I think you mis-read the article.

But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.

The minutes after winning indicated he made it many times....
/salutes this fine man..
//Yes I'm saluting, just not with my hand.
 
2009-02-26 04:47:37 PM  
At last, a worthy addition to the list of things that kill real men: lung cancer, gunshot wounds, cirrhosis of the liver and now, coronary blow-out following 12 hours of rumpy-pumpy with Russian tarts sustained by viagra OD. Fabulous.
 
2009-02-26 04:49:39 PM  

Your Mom: Your_Dog: bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date

How IS your mom?

I'm fine, thanks for asking.


*clap, clap*
 
2009-02-26 04:57:13 PM  
Goodnight bonerman.
 
2009-02-26 04:57:27 PM  
a 28 yr old *needed* viagra??

I'd assume after orgasm #4 you'd probably need some serious chemical assistance.
 
2009-02-26 04:57:42 PM  
fredbox: The most important thing is he won the bet had a threesome.

I think we figured it out, though: To have threesomes, you don't need a million dollars. You just need to brag about being able to satisfy two women at once, then they'll try to get you to prove it.

\Like discovering cold fusion
\\By accident
 
2009-02-26 04:58:51 PM  

Thoroughly With Foil: Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe


Thank you. That was what this thread was missing.

Ahhhhhh.
 
2009-02-26 04:59:05 PM  

nlscb: Hopefully he impregnated at least one of them and is therefore disqualified from the Darwin awards. Winning one would be a terrible mark on his memory.


A Darwin Award winner is a guy that we're thankful he's out of the gene pool, because they died in a really dumb way.

This is the opposite of that.
 
2009-02-26 05:04:43 PM  

dumass123: OldScotch: bra

So how does it work..


Hao does Brabby work?
 
2009-02-26 05:05:00 PM  
It was totally worth it.
 
2009-02-26 05:07:46 PM  
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2009-02-26 05:08:02 PM  
Exodus2001: What's this Viagra they speak of? And does it go limp after you die or can the girls keep going? Just curious.

I got some Viagra for Valentines Day to try the same thing (except there was only one girl). 1/4th of a 100mg pill (broke it in 1/4ths, obviously) kept the magic happening from ~10pm until about 3am. I couldn't imagine 12 hours though. As for the experience, you recover quite quickly.

On a side note... its kind of funny that his name was Sergey Tuganov.
 
2009-02-26 05:08:27 PM  

The Icelander: fredbox: The most important thing is he won the bet had a threesome.

I think we figured it out, though: To have threesomes, you don't need a million dollars. You just need to brag about being able to satisfy two women at once, then they'll try to get you to prove it.

\Like discovering cold fusion
\\By accident


To be fair, my threesomes usually involve them spending plenty of time satisfying each other....

//giggity
///yes, I went straight to the double-slashy, what of it?
 
2009-02-26 05:08:54 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date

You were tied up and raped by a fat chick? We need more details. Pictures if you have any too.


There are links on the site to pictures of her and me at a recent Fark Party.
 
2009-02-26 05:10:19 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: approves of the way you went, Sergey


Is there some drunken orgy side of Vice-President Nelson Rockafeller I didn't know about?
 
2009-02-26 05:10:23 PM  

NightOwl2255: Did the girls pay up? That's about $5k US.


The $40 bill didn't matter no more
When the stiff got sttif
And dropped dead on the floor

/Dinah Moe Humm
 
2009-02-26 05:10:39 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's Time for another good idea, bad idea. Good Idea: Dieing during a 12 hour threesome.
Bad
Idea: Dieing during a 12 hour threesome, in jail.

FTFY
 
2009-02-26 05:14:07 PM  

robohobo: So. Viagra or Cialis? Surely at least once Farker knows which is more effective. Difficulty: I have to keep it up for a fat girl. Discuss.


Would definitely go with the "C" in that case.
 
2009-02-26 05:17:11 PM  

Somacandra: AlwaysRightBoy: approves of the way you went, Sergey

Is there some drunken orgy side of Vice-President Nelson Rockafeller I didn't know about?


Look it up, he died doing a twenty something on his desk.I believe.
 
2009-02-26 05:19:37 PM  
Funny story, one of the guys in our swingers group did some Viagra one night and went for hours without going off. He was fine but in the end he was just sitting around with a raging boner and nothing to do with it because all the ladies were too exhausted to go again. I'm talking about 25 of the horniest ladies in Texas. All saying "I've had enough d!ck for one night"! Granted, some of the ladies had gone a couple of rounds before him but still. It was impressive.

This Russian guy?

Amateur. I've also seen this guy go until all the ladies in the room were satisfied no matter how many there were...

nerve.com

All natural too. In those wild days before chemical enhancement or shaved pubes! Ron, you are the king of the woodsmen.


Also, angry Russian in England? I seem to remember seeing that before too...

farm1.static.flickr.com

Even that movie was called 'Snatch'. It all makes sense now.

Somebody post the Ron Jeremy Ha Ha guy. I'm tired from too much sex.

/Член
 
2009-02-26 05:24:24 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Look it up, he died doing a twenty something on his desk.I believe.


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2009-02-26 05:25:34 PM  

tortilla burger: Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Mad Viagra Orgy Man.
(Mr. Sex Mad Viagra Orgy Man)
Some men are finish in two minutes and promptly fall asleep afterwards.
But you guzzled a bottle of Viagra and kept it going for 12 straight hours.
(Two women at the same time!)
There's no better way to leave this Earth than after a half-day threeway sexation.
(Damn my hips are tired)
Perhaps you'd have lived if you gave up after the first 6 hours, but sometimes a man's got to stand by his principles.
(Other things are standing too)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, O Beast With Three Backs. Let's face it, there's nothing you could do to top this anyway.
(Mr. Sex Mad Viagra Orgy Man)

/Q&D


Wow, just when you think a joke has been run into the ground and can't be funny anymore... Well played sir, +1!
 
2009-02-26 05:26:54 PM  
God what a dumbass.
 
2009-02-26 05:32:03 PM  

pooperator: NightOwl2255: Did the girls pay up? That's about $5k US.

How is £3,000 equal to $5.00?


saying $5k is like saying $5000
 
2009-02-26 05:32:11 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Look it up, he died doing a twenty something on his desk.I believe.


Looked it up. Interesting. After Kennedy's assassination, I had thought as a former VP Rockafeller would have had lifetime Secret Service protection, yet the available articles said nothing about that. Hmmmm.
 
2009-02-26 05:38:27 PM  
Hero???

the guy died before they even got started.

This is a significant FAIL thread.
 
2009-02-26 05:39:08 PM  

Somacandra: AlwaysRightBoy: Look it up, he died doing a twenty something on his desk.I believe.

Looked it up. Interesting. After Kennedy's assassination, I had thought as a former VP Rockafeller would have had lifetime Secret Service protection, yet the available articles said nothing about that. Hmmmm.


I trying to find it too. I believe it was his secretary. I think they have enough money to have had it erased.......Hmmmmm
 
2009-02-26 05:41:41 PM  
oh wait, I read it wrong. first he wont he wager, then he died.

OK, that fits.

Hero, yes, I'll agree.
 
2009-02-26 05:45:24 PM  
For Somacandra:

Rockefeller died on the evening of Friday, January 26, 1979, at age 70 from a heart attack under circumstances whose details have never been completely revealed. Initial reports said he was at his office at Rockefeller Center working on a book about his art collection, and a security guard found him slumped over his desk. However, it was later disclosed that Rockefeller actually had the fatal heart attack in his 13 West 54th Street Manhattan townhouse in the presence of 25-year-old aide Megan Marshack. After the heart attack, Marshack called her friend, news reporter Ponchitta Pierce, to the townhouse, and it was Pierce who phoned an ambulance approximately an hour after the heart attack. Much speculation went on in the press regarding a sexual relationship between Rockefeller and Marshack. Neither Marshack nor the family has commented since on the circumstances surrounding Rockefeller's death.
 
2009-02-26 05:51:47 PM  

texastag: our swingers group


Did the mayor ask you where his wife was?
 
2009-02-26 06:01:01 PM  
Ha! George Brownbridge laughs at your pathetic exploits, Sergei Tuganov!

i277.photobucket.com

/K, maybe not.
 
2009-02-26 06:02:55 PM  
Nobody here except me seems to know that after 7 hours, your skin starts peeling.

At least that's when I started noticing.
 
2009-02-26 06:20:22 PM  
The staff flies at half-mast in honor of this great man.
 
2009-02-26 06:41:14 PM  

elvisaintdead: Poor stiff...
He came and went...
From pearl necklaces to pearly gates...

Fish in a barrel.


He had it coming.

/prolly already been said
//bears repeating
 
2009-02-26 06:45:48 PM  

Oldiron_79: If I'm ever diagnosed with cancer, I plan on a Viagra, Blow, and Hookers suicide instead of doing chemo or radiation.



eff that, I'm doing this when i turn 60. Beats the hell out of my old plan, "shoot self in face."
 
2009-02-26 06:48:19 PM  

HagarTheHorrible: Death by Snu-Snu!


well done.
 
2009-02-26 07:03:15 PM  

Occam's Chainsaw: Dead for Tax Reasons: didn't he know that if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you're supposed to seek immediate medical attention

Apparently it's a condition called priapism. Or as I refer to it, the butter zone right before whiskey dick where you can go all damn night.


it's like achieving nirvana.

REDARMYVODKA: HagarTheHorrible: Death by Snu-Snu!

well done.


this.
 
2009-02-26 07:11:28 PM  
Came for the threesome and penis jokes, leaving happy.

/penis
 
2009-02-26 07:22:16 PM  
Hero? That was stupid!
 
2009-02-26 07:28:53 PM  
Now he belongs to the ages...
 
2009-02-26 07:31:12 PM  
deansguide.files.wordpress.com


/approves
 
2009-02-26 07:34:39 PM  
Come again?

Welcome to Britain. Come for the orgies. Stay because you die.
 
2009-02-26 07:55:05 PM  

Sybarite: But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack


He's like a modern day John Henry.


hehe
 
2009-02-26 08:17:07 PM  

WFern: myspamhere: What they DIDN'T say is that the girls both has strap-ons and he was the receiver.

GOOSH GOOSH (NSFW)


Why did I click?

...I hate you so much.
 
2009-02-26 09:56:11 PM  
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2009-02-26 10:24:45 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Good: Dieing during a 12 hour threesome.
Bad: Dieing during a 12 hour threesome, in jail.


In my country, we call it "dying"...
 
2009-02-26 10:29:13 PM  
Last time I was hard for 12 hours was when I found a Gillian Anderson fansite years ago.
 
2009-02-26 10:37:40 PM  

bighairyguy: My record is 40 hours, but that was only with one woman.

/Hell of a first date


*blush*

/thanks, bhg
 
2009-02-26 11:06:50 PM  

Phantom1320: a 28 yr old *needed* viagra??
them 2 broads musta looked like rosie o'donnel and bet midler im guessin.


dude, stop trolling. Have you tried to fark even one woman for that long?
 
2009-02-26 11:19:52 PM  
Rats, I misread the headline as 'man dies after guzzling vagina".
 
2009-02-26 11:28:10 PM  
And the dead guy is probably saluting you all right back.

// I think 12 hours of actually pounding sex might be all I get in a really good month.
 
2009-02-26 11:34:23 PM  

The Icelander: I think we figured it out, though: To have threesomes, you don't need a million dollars. You just need to brag about being able to satisfy two women at once, then they'll try to get you to prove it.


I was thinking six women, a million each. At the end you pull out some Vietnamese currency, and hobble away, the spirit willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
 
2009-02-27 12:57:24 AM  

Sybarite: But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack


He's like a modern day John Henry.



So rarely have I ever been able to post LOL and meant it, thanks.
 
2009-02-27 01:04:37 AM  

jaylectricity: Exodus2001: What's this Viagra they speak of? And does it go limp after you die or can the girls keep going? Just curious.

Paging Caitlin Bree...


bravo sir, bravo

/from jersey
 
2009-02-27 02:52:55 PM  
It's better to go out with a bang than a whimper.
 
2009-02-27 07:46:44 PM  
ChadManMn

you win everything
 
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