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(UPI)   Baby name Web site discovers amusing double-meaning names, including Justin Case, Barb Dwyer, Stan Still, Mary Christmas, Paige Turner, Chris Cross, Barry Cade, and Sonny Day. Phil McCracken, Amanda Huggenkiss strangely absent   (upi.com) divider line 192
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2009-02-25 06:07:31 AM  
People who give their children stupid names should be beaten to death with their own severed limbs.

If you're so fond of retardation in naming, change your own damn name, don't saddle a defenseless child with it.
 
2009-02-25 06:07:34 AM  
Mike Hunt?
 
2009-02-25 06:16:57 AM  
King Something: Hugh Johnson and Harry Cox and both well known for their Weeners, among other things. Why are they not on the list?

Don't forget Harry's brother, Holden Cox.
 
2009-02-25 06:17:20 AM  
What about?

Terry Wrist
Mike Litorus
Jack MeHoff
 
2009-02-25 06:18:20 AM  
Anita and Etta Peter?

/know a woman named Wanda Dick
//srsly
 
2009-02-25 06:19:52 AM  
xor_4200: Mike Hunt?

There was a Michael Hunt at my school.

Oh how we laughed and pointed and mocked and called him Mike even though he insisted we called him Michael.
 
2009-02-25 06:25:08 AM  
When I was a grocery store cashier, a Mary Christmas wrote out a check for her groceries.

Worst name ever, especially when you're paged on the intercom and everyone starts laughing,
 
2009-02-25 06:28:23 AM  
Peter File.

From the IT Crowd (new window) Also, possibly the worst quality youtube video ever...
 
2009-02-25 06:28:50 AM  
images2.fanpop.com

"Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"
 
2009-02-25 06:37:49 AM  
Some of these kids grow up to be great authors:

"DIY home repair", but Rufus Lee King
"After School" by Dee Tension
"Become A Comedian: The Easy Way" by Joe King
"Causing A Mess At A Dinner Party" by Cho Kon It
"Danger!" by Luke Out
"Deep In Debt" by Owen A. Lott
"Getting Fired" by Anita Job
 
2009-02-25 06:38:41 AM  
Before she married, my sister-in-law was named Amber Crystal Fountain. I've always wanted to ask her parents what the fark they were thinking (or smoking).
 
2009-02-25 06:41:46 AM  
13en: Peter File.

From the IT Crowd (new window) Also, possibly the worst quality youtube video ever...


Better version Here

(Odd that someone would record a Youtube of a Youtube...)
 
2009-02-25 06:42:29 AM  
Much better bad baby names site;
http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/ (new window)

"I once met a lady named Rodana. I think she runs a successful internet business.

In her spare time she destroys Tokyo. "
 
2009-02-25 06:43:36 AM  
My mother's given name is Billye Ruth. Not too bad, until you find out her maiden name is Hill. Implications not noticed until elementary school, apparently.

/think of your childrens when you nameses them
 
2009-02-25 06:45:46 AM  
Evil Twin Skippy: Some of these kids grow up to be great authors:

"DIY home repair", but Rufus Lee King
"After School" by Dee Tension
"Become A Comedian: The Easy Way" by Joe King
"Causing A Mess At A Dinner Party" by Cho Kon It
"Danger!" by Luke Out
"Deep In Debt" by Owen A. Lott
"Getting Fired" by Anita Job


You forgot "Bloody Hurdles" by Won Hong Lowe, my adopted East Asian cousin.
 
2009-02-25 07:04:06 AM  
I got a kick out of this list of ghetto names. (new window)
 
2009-02-25 07:06:19 AM  
I knew a Crystal Shan Delir

Don't forget the staff of Car Talk...
 
2009-02-25 07:06:23 AM  
Dick Hertz from Holden

/I did know a guy Teddy Theodore...
 
2009-02-25 07:09:23 AM  
Green Smoke: Before she married, my sister-in-law was named Amber Crystal Fountain. I've always wanted to ask her parents what the fark they were thinking (or smoking).

That reminds me, I saw a birth announcement in the local newspaper (yes, I still read those once in a while) a few months ago. Some moran named their poor kid Crystal Shan DeLear.
 
2009-02-25 07:10:02 AM  
wippit: "Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"

"Listen to me you little puke...one of these days I'm gonna catch you...and I'm gonna...carve my name in your back with an ice pick!"
 
db2
2009-02-25 07:13:48 AM  
I used to work with a girl named Chris(tine) Cross. It was real hard suppressing all those Kriss Kross jokes, let me tell you.
 
2009-02-25 07:17:47 AM  
My surname is Bland (great!) and in a drunken moment toyed with calling our youngest daughter Preeti (Indian name - dots-not-feathers), mostly cuz the kid was so frickin ugly when she was born...
 
2009-02-25 07:23:30 AM  
National Lampoon did it comprehensively in their fake high school yearbook about 40 years ago.
 
2009-02-25 07:23:52 AM  
CombinedEffort: My surname is Bland (great!) and in a drunken moment toyed with calling our youngest daughter Preeti (Indian name - dots-not-feathers), mostly cuz the kid was so frickin ugly when she was born...

Is this one of those "drunken moments"?
 
2009-02-25 07:25:09 AM  
I went to school with the Hauf brothers. Jim and Jack.

Srsly.
 
2009-02-25 07:26:20 AM  
Let's not forget...
img70.imageshack.us
 
2009-02-25 07:27:35 AM  
No Stu Padassel or Lou Sainus?
 
2009-02-25 07:27:41 AM  
Evil Twin Skippy: Some of these kids grow up to be great authors:

"DIY home repair", but Rufus Lee King
"After School" by Dee Tension
"Become A Comedian: The Easy Way" by Joe King
"Causing A Mess At A Dinner Party" by Cho Kon It
"Danger!" by Luke Out
"Deep In Debt" by Owen A. Lott
"Getting Fired" by Anita Job


You forgot the classic "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts
 
2009-02-25 07:29:23 AM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-25 07:34:07 AM  
Anita Koch strangely missing.
 
2009-02-25 07:36:08 AM  
Unavailable for comment:

Haywood Jablome
Mike Hunt
Phil McKracken
Ben Dover
Dick Kurtz
Pat McGroin
Abe Iggdick
Buster Heimen
Seymour Butz
Hugh G. Rection
Jack Koff
E. Normus Johnson
Iva Ardon
Lance Muloins
E. Jack Ulasian
Connie Lingus
Jacques Strap
Dionne Dabalz
Dick Trickle
Mike Rotch
Ivana Tinkle
Fae Kinnit
Mae Kinluv
Roland D'Hay
I. Moana Lott
Homer Sectual
Master Bates
Herb Oxtinks
Di A. Fram
Harry Balz
Maggie Zuhomo
Ray Pimee
Manny Izhuge
Phil McCavittee
Dick Gozinya
Ollie Cherpuzzi
Jack Meoff
Fonda Peters
Sharon Peters
Ima Virgin
Buster Cherry
Peter Gozinya
Dick Palmer
Anita Hanchob
Anna Linguis
Phil Aschio
Olga Fokyerseff
Fonda Cox
Lotte Spooge
I.P. Daley
Dee Flowers
Phil McCrevice
Hugh Nitt
Norm Ullystiff
Jimmy Bluvane
N. Tyson Wiener
Willy D. Lishus
Kuchi D. Spencer
Stu Piddslut
Bud Nugget
Tess Stickels
Sly Meekok
Rod Munch
Jack Wiener
Rod Bogart
Jack Cummins
Harry Nadz
Moe Shunnlowshan
Dick Hertz
Willy Greene
Jimmy Greaser
Peter Palmer
Monk E. Spanker
Harry Butz
Chili Peeler
Thad Polkorralar
Cleo Torres
Virge Ina
Bysshe Underwood
Vi Brater
Willy Porker
Woodrow Phister
Captain Dick Jackman
Oliver Klozoff
Dick Johnson
Ben Doon
Mel Tippleorgassms
Zip Errupper
Blue Mycock
Titus Maximus
C. Howard Fields
Yaura Nasshol
Peter Gozinya
Phil McCrevis
Cole Kuts
Sal Ami
Stu Pit
Phil D'Grave
Pepe Roni
Al Depantsyoo
Bill Loney
Hugh Jass
Hugh Jorgan
Onya Neesbiatch
Al Coholic
Amanda Huginkiss
Phillip McCrack
Adolp Oliver Bush
Stan Dup
Justin Case
Justin Time
Stu Pidasso
Yera Nassol
Iva Woody
Yorrick Hunt
Harry Crevice
Wanda Swallow
Shelly Fingers
Lena Guenster
Mike Hawk


/you're welcome
//been collecting them since about '86
 
2009-02-25 07:36:53 AM  
Let's not forget Dick Trickle.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle
 
2009-02-25 07:38:46 AM  
King Something: Hugh Johnson and Harry Cox and both well known for their Weeners, among other things. Why are they not on the list?

Well played, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2009-02-25 07:46:50 AM  
Pretty good lists so far except your forgetting Sharon Mabooty, Willis Fitenya, and Ivanna Dikenmee.
 
2009-02-25 07:47:36 AM  
Oliver Kloseoff
 
2009-02-25 07:48:19 AM  
Alleyoop: Let's not forget...

came here to post this...
 
2009-02-25 07:48:26 AM  
Harry Dixonhan
 
2009-02-25 07:52:08 AM  
I've heard of an actual girl unfortunately named Terra... Terra Dichoff...
 
2009-02-25 07:53:38 AM  
Rollin Snowball
 
2009-02-25 07:54:08 AM  
Let's throw another Shrimp on the barbie!

Oh Mary Samonsonite. You could have been Mary Christmas if you weren't already married
 
2009-02-25 07:55:23 AM  
huntercr: Is this one of those "drunken moments"?

I'm at work, you insensitive clod!
 
2009-02-25 07:55:43 AM  
www.fugly.com
 
2009-02-25 08:03:16 AM  
I knew a Barry Cade. Also knew a Pete Moss.

/has very little reason to lie
 
2009-02-25 08:03:38 AM  
In college I knew a girl named Hope Gross. I have no idea what her middle name was, but if it was Leslie then her parents should have been shot.

/ she was very good looking
// no, really she was
 
2009-02-25 08:09:09 AM  
Oh, I suppose I have to trot this out.

i39.tinypic.com
 
2009-02-25 08:10:04 AM  
Barry McCockener seems to be missing from the list as well.
 
2009-02-25 08:10:45 AM  
MY HS Principal was Mr. Day.
His kids were Wendy, Stormie, and Rainie.
 
2009-02-25 08:14:57 AM  
Gabe Horn didn't make the list?
 
2009-02-25 08:16:08 AM  
What? No love for Biggus Dickus?

He has a wife, you know.
 
2009-02-25 08:16:09 AM  
Hugh Jorgan
 
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