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(LA Times)   Caption Kobe Bryant and his courtside pal Bill O'Reilly   (latimes.com ) divider line
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2009-02-24 01:16:57 AM  
BO- I told you, she's all dude from the bottom down.

KB- Damn. I guess I owe you $50.

BO- I only get $25. I have to split half of it with Ann.
 
2009-02-24 01:31:00 AM  
KB: Pooper, you say?
BO: No, Loofah!
 
2009-02-24 02:42:43 AM  
I be really happy that you be my butt baby mama Billy.
 
2009-02-24 03:48:47 AM  
If you were any pastier, my 5 year old would be using you for art projects.
 
2009-02-24 07:01:41 AM  
"... and what Lisi postulates is that we can find subalgebras by starting with the root system of a Lie algebra, rotating it until multiple roots match up on parallel lines, and collapsing the root system along these lines to an embedded space of lower dimension - a projection. The central cluster of 72 roots is the E6 root system, which acts on each of the three colored and anti-colored 27 element clusters of the exceptional Jordan algebra the e6 subalgebra of e8 reveals how the fermions and anti-fermions are combined. A specific triality matrix is chosen to rotate between the fermion generations. It is conceivable that there is a more complicated way of assigning three generations of fermions to the E8 roots to get standard model quantum numbers for all three generations without triality equivalence.

"The action for everything, [is] chosen by hand to be in agreement with the standard model and to be over a four dimensional base manifold. All known fields are parts of an E8 principal bundle connection in agreement with the Pati-Salam grand unified theory, with a handfull of new fields suggested by the structure of E8 and with gravity included via the MacDowell-Mansouri technique. The theory has no free parameters. The coupling constants are unified at high energy, and the cosmological constant and masses arise from the vacuum expectation values of the various Higgs fields"
 
2009-02-24 07:18:28 AM  
Yeah, the lawyers are expensive. But rape and sexual harassment are too much damn fun to quit entirely. So, which Laker Girl do you want?
 
2009-02-24 07:59:07 AM  
"You should have heard the lies I was spreading about Obama earlier!"

"I know Kobe, even I think you went a little far."
 
2009-02-24 08:02:29 AM  
Yeah, I paid that biatch off with some cheap-ass jewelery I got from The Jewelers Exchange...
 
2009-02-24 08:04:28 AM  
"fark it! We'll do it live!"
 
2009-02-24 08:04:43 AM  
Are your people going to leave anything for your old Uncle Bill?
 
2009-02-24 08:15:40 AM  
BO: "So I say, what does that mean to play us out?"

KB: "Bill you sure are one crazy mofo"
 
2009-02-24 08:22:12 AM  
BO: You sure are an attractive successful african american.
KB: You gonna get raped!
 
2009-02-24 08:25:17 AM  
www.latimes.com


So yeah Kobe.. I can't get over the fact that there is no difference between the NBA and any other Streetball game in Los Angeles. I mean, it's exactly the same, even though they're played by blacks, primarily black players. There wasn't one person in the NBA who was screaming, MOTHERFARKER, I want more GAY-TOE-RAID.
 
2009-02-24 08:26:09 AM  
Get a touchdown, you'll make it to second base for sure..
lolwut?

/votability ensues
 
2009-02-24 08:27:39 AM  
"I'm sending this used towel to Hillary Clinton".
 
2009-02-24 08:34:16 AM  
How YOU doin?
 
2009-02-24 08:36:16 AM  
Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?
 
2009-02-24 08:37:24 AM  
Hypothetically speaking, as a person with prior experience, what's the best way to avoid a potential accusation of rape?"
 
2009-02-24 08:40:02 AM  
"So Kobe, if I arch my head like this, do you think I can get away with looking like Gene Hackman?
 
2009-02-24 08:41:10 AM  
BO: I once played basketball, but I quit because THIS FARKING GAME SUCKS!
KB: LOL
 
2009-02-24 08:52:59 AM  
"Thanks, Kobe, I've never actually stood next to a large, sweaty black man before."
 
2009-02-24 08:54:20 AM  
BO: I just farted and maaaaan does it smell like nacho cheese.

KB: I am rich and, therefore, support your brand of "no spin", veiled conservative bullying.
 
2009-02-24 08:55:41 AM  
BO - 'Knock knock'
KB - 'Who's there?'
BO - 'Falafel'
KB - 'Falafel who?'
BO - 'Buttsex!'
 
2009-02-24 09:17:54 AM  
Hey can I use that towel to stuff in my pants so I can have a large bulge that will make me look really hung like one of you guys?
Heh heh, in yo dreams whitey.
 
2009-02-24 09:26:11 AM  
BO - "OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA"

KB: "RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE"
 
2009-02-24 09:33:34 AM  
The right. Shoot from the right.
 
2009-02-24 09:33:40 AM  
"I can't get over how there was no difference bla bla bla bla..."
 
2009-02-24 09:35:52 AM  
www.latimes.com

"Kobe, how my ass taste?"
 
2009-02-24 09:48:18 AM  
"We're not so different, you and I. You rape hotel maids, I eat children."
 
2009-02-24 09:54:33 AM  
The NBA: F*** it, we'll love it live!
 
2009-02-24 09:55:52 AM  
Where ass-rapist chatting with ear-rapist happens
 
2009-02-24 10:22:23 AM  
If Kobe was a white kid, this would look like a scene from "Hoosiers."
 
2009-02-24 10:38:44 AM  
Hey Kobe -- Jack Mehoffer sends his regards...
 
2009-02-24 11:27:23 AM  
K.B. : "you wanna do it back at my place?"
B.O. : "F*** it! We'll do it live! Right here right now!"
K.B. : [disrobes]
B.O. : [looks down] "I don't know what that is --- i've never seen that".
 
2009-02-24 12:28:58 PM  
"You know between the two of us, we spent $30 million dollars on a Fox producer and a crazy hotel chick. Why don't we just take Dianne Cannon out for a sizzler and a b.j. and we can split the tab".
 
2009-02-24 12:31:45 PM  
Know what I'm saying Dawg?
 
2009-02-24 01:46:02 PM  
BO - Remember, The Lakers can not score more than 89 points tonight. Give the ball to your white teammates...

KB - I want a cut.
 
2009-02-24 04:11:06 PM  
A Jew, Mexican, and Asian walk into a bar.........
 
2009-02-24 05:36:57 PM  
Two Men Who Like to Force Themselves on You
 
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