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(NCBuy)   Parkay margarine looking for the best cheesy pick-up line. Winner gets $10,000. What's your best?   ( divider line
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6240 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2003 at 8:05 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-30 04:21:49 PM  
Can't believe no one used this one yet:

"I'd like to make every bone in your body quiver. Including mine."

2003-01-30 04:32:11 PM  
"your parents must be retarded because you sure are special"
2003-01-30 04:37:24 PM  
"I have bones in my willie!!"
2003-01-30 05:20:45 PM  
Hello. My name is O.J.Simpson.
2003-01-30 05:22:34 PM  
Guy: You have peanut butter legs.
Girl: What does that mean?
Guy: Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
2003-01-30 05:22:37 PM  
"Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you got nice cans."

[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-30 05:52:59 PM  
Say, "Excuse me. Can I dust off your seat?" while wiping face.
Kiz [BareFark]
2003-01-30 06:04:32 PM  
"Pray here often?"

/not original
2003-01-30 06:08:18 PM  
Hey, are you gonna walk to your car all alone later?
2003-01-30 06:09:16 PM  
2003-01-30 06:16:16 PM  
Just the other day I saw a sweet girl pumping gas into a convertible new vw and then walking by me, I said "Hey the only thing better looking than your car is you." It got me no where.
2003-01-30 06:18:37 PM  
"Do you sleep on your front? Mind if I do?"
2003-01-30 06:20:45 PM  
They don't call me McWilley for nothing!
2003-01-30 06:22:10 PM  
(run up panting)

"Must have sex!!!! No time to explain!!!"
2003-01-30 06:27:23 PM  
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
2003-01-30 06:29:10 PM  
"Hi. Can I guy you a yacht?"

2003-01-30 06:29:23 PM  
Did some one take the stars from heaven and RAM THEM INTO YOUR FACE?
2003-01-30 06:37:19 PM  
Wow people sure are having trouble with the voting button today.
anyway..... I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet so here you go...

Best. Pick-up line. Ever:

"Smile if you'll sleep with me."

Game. Over.
2003-01-30 06:43:14 PM  
I have cancer and a week to live, baby.
2003-01-30 08:05:35 PM  
Actually heard on New Year's Eve, shouted as people were leaving concert:
"Any of you biatches single?"
2003-01-30 08:14:31 PM  
"Your face or mine?"
2003-01-30 08:26:16 PM  
lol.. "precioussss" AHAHHA. That'd be wicked-awesome!@
2003-01-30 08:42:34 PM  
GUY----"XXXXXXX pickup line"?

GIRL---"Hey, I like your approach! Now, let me see your departure!"

Hey, you wanna play Pinochio? You sit on my face, I tell lies.

Your face or mine?


Is your dad a welder? 'Cause you sure have acetalyne tits!

Can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the money?

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I saw you checking out my package!

--------Some of these were probably already posted...but I'm tooo lazy to read all of those posts!
2003-01-30 08:57:14 PM  
how about a lamb dinner??

A bottle of wine and a piece of ewe
2003-01-30 09:11:00 PM  
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
2003-01-30 09:31:30 PM  
hey baby, ever heard of a brazilian bikini wax?
2003-01-30 09:44:02 PM  
"I'm hung like a donkey"
2003-01-30 10:19:57 PM  
Guy: "Hey babe! What's your sign?"
Girl: "My sign? That would be 'Stop'"
2003-01-30 10:37:09 PM  
Are you from Ireland because my penis is Dublin.
2003-01-30 11:31:40 PM  
"Let's go back to my pad, snort a bunch of coke and then fark"
2003-01-30 11:32:54 PM  
"Let's go back to my pad, snort a bunch of coke and then fark"
only works sometimes...
2003-01-30 11:46:41 PM  
"I work in a bank. And I see you only have 5% interest. Well I have 100% Interest, and I want to make a deposit, and change all that."
"Hey baby, youre like a really good DVD----can I see your special features?"
"Hey, my name is ________, and um.....i.....i....i dont have any pickup lines."
2003-01-31 12:04:41 AM  
hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
2003-01-31 12:24:19 AM  
What's your sign? Hope it's not VD.
2003-01-31 01:12:58 AM  
Grab a few of your hottest girlfriends and lets go make a daisy chain.
2003-01-31 01:43:01 AM  
I'm sorry to bother you, but ss I walked by you my soul screamed out in anguish. I turned and saw your face and my soul felt it's worth. Do I know you, perhaps? No. I didn't think so. But my soul seems to and it cries out when your beautiful eyes meet mine. Perhaps we knew each other in another life, another time. Anyway, it was nice to meet you and talk with you. Perhaps we may meet again some day, some place, some time...
2003-01-31 01:47:08 AM  
Gidday, nice tits you got there.
2003-01-31 02:03:19 AM  
Hi! I like the buttery taste of Parkay. Will you have sex with me tonight?

*Rhetorical qusetion*
2003-01-31 02:27:47 AM  
I'm sorry Chrisaxp,

I assumed that we were having fun here. Is hearing all these painful socially inept pickup lines bringing back uncomfortable memories of last night... you farking loser?

2003-01-31 02:46:08 AM  
excuse me, i seem to have misplaced my Congression Medal of Honor...have you seen it?
2003-01-31 02:47:12 AM  
excuse me, i seem to have misplaced my Congression Medal of Honor.....have you seen it?
2003-01-31 02:49:01 AM  
You know, to the untrained eye, you seem really sweet and hot. but really youre a cold hearted biatch....i find that very appealing.
2003-01-31 03:51:26 AM  
That dress is very becoming on you. Id like to be coming on you too.

(didnt see this one, so I hope I didnt steal it)
2003-01-31 03:52:37 AM  
My name is _____. Thats so you know what to scream later.
2003-01-31 07:48:48 AM  
for this entry:
Me: If I were to offer you $1 million, would you have sex with me?
Her: Well... sure. Why not?
Me: What if I were to offer you $10?
Her: Kee-rist! What kind of a girl do you think I am?
Me: I think we've established that. All I am doing is negotiating the price.
/props to Kendall
How about props to the author? - George Bernard Shaw

It wasn't authored, it was spoken, by Winston Churchill.
2003-01-31 07:58:55 AM  
The best pickup line in the universe, but only if you are a pirate:

"Arr, baby, ye make me pegleg sweat!"
2003-01-31 08:37:30 AM  
fark you, margarine sucks
2003-01-31 08:47:42 AM  
"hey babe, i can make him jealous and you happy all at the same time"
2003-01-31 09:46:34 AM  
I'm sorry, lad, but I had to do that to save you from hell. Now say three hail marys and don't tell anyone what happened.
2003-01-31 11:20:34 AM  
I used this line on my current bf as I was walking into the bar and he was holding the door open for me: "Don't I know you?" Worked for me.
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