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(NCBuy)   Parkay margarine looking for the best cheesy pick-up line. Winner gets $10,000. What's your best?   (ncbuy.com ) divider line
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2003-01-30 08:48:11 AM  
"Have you heard the good news about Amway?"
 
sos
2003-01-30 08:48:52 AM  
The early ones are great... some of the more recent ones are just disturbing.
 
2003-01-30 08:50:39 AM  
"Preciousssss"
 
2003-01-30 08:51:44 AM  
what is your favorite kind of bees?

mine? boooooo-bees
 
2003-01-30 08:52:25 AM  
I think the Parkay people need to watch Last Tango in Paris before they start reading the entries they're sure to receive. Maybe Marlon Brando can be the spokesman for the contest?
 
2003-01-30 08:52:30 AM  
"Got Milk? I'm gonna churn you so long, we'll end up with butter."
 
2003-01-30 08:52:42 AM  
Hey, baby. Ya know, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your... DAMMIT! Wait, no. Awww, how did that one go again...?
 
2003-01-30 08:53:24 AM  
Today's word is "Legs." Now lets go back to my place and spread the word.
 
2003-01-30 08:53:33 AM  
"Hey, you wanna see something swell?"

It's a classic :)
 
2003-01-30 08:53:38 AM  
So you wanna fark or should I apologize?
 
2003-01-30 08:53:42 AM  
Grab your coat, you've pulled.
Nice dress, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Wanna fark?
 
2003-01-30 08:54:06 AM  
Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is outta this world!
 
2003-01-30 08:54:18 AM  
Are you a vegetarian? Or do you want to have a piece of meat?
 
2003-01-30 08:54:41 AM  
everyone knows "your father must have been a thief... stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

heres mine: Your daddy must have been a thief. Stole all the melons and put 'em in your chest.
 
2003-01-30 08:55:20 AM  
Baby...you're like butter...no wait...Paaaaaarkay!
 
2003-01-30 08:55:37 AM  
you must be a parking ticket 'cause you have 'fine' written all over you
 
2003-01-30 08:55:42 AM  
To go with FnckYon
"She was only a pickpocket's daughter, but you should have seen her snatch"
 
2003-01-30 08:56:45 AM  
wanna come over? i have 2 controllers on my nintendo
 
2003-01-30 08:56:53 AM  
May i say thats a smashing blouse you have on, you raven haired temptress from below stairs!

/bottom
 
2003-01-30 08:56:58 AM  
walk up to a girl and tell her you have a magic watch, and that is says that she isn't wearing any panties. When she says, "well it's wrong, I am wearing panties." Say, "Damn, the thing must be an hour fast!"
 
2003-01-30 08:57:02 AM  
Let's get a pizza and fark. What, you don't like pizza?
 
2003-01-30 08:58:07 AM  
01-30-03 08:55:42 AM GoodyearPimp
To go with FnckYon
"She was only a pickpocket's daughter, but you should have seen her snatch"


Reminds me of this line: I dont' know if she can wrestle but you should really see her box.
 
2003-01-30 08:58:16 AM  
Wanna play carnival? You can sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

(Worked pretty well for me.)
 
2003-01-30 08:58:16 AM  
"Hi I'm Milk and I'd like to do your body good"
 
2003-01-30 08:58:51 AM  
hey baby chips and gravy, want some fries with that shake??
 
2003-01-30 08:59:33 AM  
I'm trying to pick up a boy at our office party tonight - and these suggestions are just fantastic...
Thanks, fark!
 
2003-01-30 09:01:47 AM  
i am but a poor boy from india, whose one dream is too bury his face in a beautiful womans lotus patch!

/taj
 
2003-01-30 09:01:52 AM  
I don't bite...too hard
 
2003-01-30 09:02:29 AM  
"ALL OF YOUR PU*SSY ARE BELONG TO US!"
 
2003-01-30 09:02:41 AM  
Would you like a free mammogram?
 
2003-01-30 09:03:02 AM  
is it just me or are articles dispearing?
 
2003-01-30 09:03:26 AM  
Hey Babe, wanna come up to my place and see my toothpaste collection?
 
2003-01-30 09:03:59 AM  
"Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"


Best said in unison with shoving a damp rag in his/her face.
 
2003-01-30 09:04:15 AM  
why did we suddenly lose 3 other articles? its not just you shut....UP, we lost 3 articles maybe more :( and ones i was replying to darnit
 
2003-01-30 09:04:21 AM  
"come - join me painted whore of babylon, i have need of a concubine."

but then i'm easy...
 
2003-01-30 09:04:29 AM  
So are you into NERF footballs baby? No? Would you like a NERF football to be into you?
 
2003-01-30 09:04:46 AM  
"I'm gonna change this glass into a fruit..."

"aint that a peach?"
 
2003-01-30 09:04:46 AM  
"you might as well just fark me, coz i'm gunna tell my mates we did it anyway"
 
2003-01-30 09:05:09 AM  
Hey baby,

Gimme your number before I don't want it no more.
 
2003-01-30 09:05:26 AM  
Hey would you have sex with me for $100.... No? come on I could really use the money.
 
2003-01-30 09:05:58 AM  
yup...we lost the Heather Graham one...now poor JohnDX will never know which one my sister in law is. :) poor poor Johnny Boy. :)
 
2003-01-30 09:06:30 AM  
"I'm gonna change this glass into a fruit..."

"ain't that a peach?"
 
2003-01-30 09:07:01 AM  
"I'm a Kennedy."

(No voting because I swiped it from an old SNL skit. When it was still funny.)
 
2003-01-30 09:07:36 AM  
"I'm a geologist, did you know we like to see the bedrock."
 
2003-01-30 09:08:08 AM  
"i give road head."
 
2003-01-30 09:08:29 AM  
Mating with me will increase your Neilson ratings in every demographic.
 
2003-01-30 09:10:04 AM  
I'm in a wheelchair and I tend to use one that works sometimes, but always gets a laugh...
"Hey, why don't you hop on my lap and i'll take you for the ride of your life."
 
2003-01-30 09:10:36 AM  
I fark on the first date (only funny if youre a guy)
 
2003-01-30 09:12:03 AM  
"That dress is very becoming of you.. If I were on you I'd be coming too..."
 
2003-01-30 09:12:29 AM  
Do you like seafood? Cause I can get you get some of the best crabs ever!
 
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