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(NCBuy)   Parkay margarine looking for the best cheesy pick-up line. Winner gets $10,000. What's your best?   (ncbuy.com) divider line 455
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2003-01-30 09:12:54 AM  
Come on over here and let me kiss your belly button...................from the inside.
 
2003-01-30 09:13:06 AM  
"What is that peculiar smell? Your feet or your stinkhole?"
 
2003-01-30 09:14:19 AM  
Punter: My bad, should've hit refresh before I submitted.
 
sos
2003-01-30 09:15:19 AM  
The Heather Graham one is totally gone, even from TotalFark... The others are still in there though.
 
2003-01-30 09:16:08 AM  
I hear Parkay is better than KY.
 
2003-01-30 09:17:07 AM  
...In any kind of oven.
 
2003-01-30 09:17:19 AM  
Here, feel my leg.
 
2003-01-30 09:17:52 AM  
To all the people saying "this line has actually worked"

Yeah, right, I'd like to meet the women who actually fall for that B.S.

Seriously, though, I'd like to meet them.
 
2003-01-30 09:19:05 AM  
Losing articles...and they were discussions about Iraq. Has Fark been infiltrated?

 
2003-01-30 09:19:29 AM  
that shirt looks very becoming on you... if i were on you i'd be coming too.
 
2003-01-30 09:20:04 AM  
that shirt looks very becoming on you... if i were on you i'd be coming too.

Once more, with voting
 
2003-01-30 09:22:29 AM  
Easydamsel very funny...I must try that one.
 
2003-01-30 09:22:54 AM  
Obvious:
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Or...
How about if you sit on my lap and we see what "pops" up?
 
2003-01-30 09:24:40 AM  
You look mahvelous.

(only works on people > 30)
 
2003-01-30 09:25:29 AM  
"i'm joe millionaire! i have more spread than parkay!"
 
2003-01-30 09:25:52 AM  
LawTalkingGuy: Tis true a woman fell for one of these lines (Most notably the one I submitted). The only reason she did was because she had never heard it before. I'm sure if I said "Nice pants, wanna fark?" there would be a whole different outcome.
 
2003-01-30 09:26:51 AM  
You have beautiful eyes. They're the same color as my Porsche.

I didn't make it up, but I do like it (although the giving head to strangers one might have to work it's way into the rotation (if for whatever reason, my wife decides to let me rotate).
 
2003-01-30 09:28:31 AM  
Can I add you to my buddy list?
 
2003-01-30 09:28:42 AM  
Forgot a ).
 
2003-01-30 09:28:47 AM  
Hi, my name is Drew
 
2003-01-30 09:28:50 AM  
"Were you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise cock."
 
sp
2003-01-30 09:29:06 AM  
Let's go down to the 7-11 and get a Big Gulp. Then maybe perhaps I can teake a closer look at that bulbous camel toe.
 
2003-01-30 09:29:12 AM  
"The Doctor told you to only take 1 pretty pill a day. Your taking two, right?"

I know it's lame, but that line worked once.
 
2003-01-30 09:31:02 AM  
can you help me find my lost puppy? i think he went in that seedy hotel room...
 
2003-01-30 09:31:12 AM  
why don't we get drunk and screw?
 
sp
2003-01-30 09:31:45 AM  
Let's go down to the 7-11 and get a Big Gulp. Then maybe perhaps I can take a closer look at that bulbous camel toe.

maybe I got it right this time
 
2003-01-30 09:32:13 AM  
Hi there, can I hump your leg?
 
2003-01-30 09:32:16 AM  
I wrote these a while ago for a Radio contest.
TOP 10 Pick-up lines Canadians use in the US.

10. I'd by you a drink if it wasn't for this crappy exchange rate.
9. Want to shake hands with polk-a-roo?
8. Ever had you're pillow talk simultaniusly translated?
7. Windmills!? No. you're thinking of those BASTARDS, the Dutch.
6. This time you wear the goalie mask, and I'll try to score.
5. You're not packing heat, are you?
4. Want to ride my Avro Arrow?
3. Excuse my while I slip into something more flannel.
2. Care to work out our own soft-wood lumber treaty?
1. "Sorry".
 
2003-01-30 09:33:09 AM  
The Doctor told you to only take 1 pretty pill a day. Your taking two, right?

Now a lame line with improved voting
 
2003-01-30 09:33:44 AM  
aaarrrrgh
 
2003-01-30 09:33:54 AM  
I may be no Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.

(Can't really take credit for that one.. it's been floating around forever.)
 
2003-01-30 09:37:05 AM  
"Hey babe, let's go back to my place, order pizza, and get it on!"

*SLAP*

"Allright, allright, how about Chinese food then?"
 
2003-01-30 09:37:06 AM  
Nice legs ... when do they open?
 
2003-01-30 09:38:10 AM  
Scottish_Allah I think I poorly articulated the intent of my post. It was meant to start off as a troll, but then end with a desperate plea to meet women who will pay attention to my pathetic lines.

I think only the "troll" part came across.
 
2003-01-30 09:40:26 AM  
Hey Baby, ever do it with a gang member?
 
2003-01-30 09:40:41 AM  
I'm being followed by the Russian mob. Can you sneak me outta here? Under your dress would work great!
 
2003-01-30 09:41:37 AM  
Ahhhh, so many great memories of "Crash and Burn" nights. That was a fun time.
 
2003-01-30 09:42:07 AM  
uh.....i'd hit it?
 
2003-01-30 09:42:22 AM  
its a shame the letter U and I arent next to each other. because i bet U and I would look great together.... well if you shaved that pit hair and maybe lost a few hundred pounds.. aw what is that smell... dam nevermind..forget it
 
2003-01-30 09:42:23 AM  
guy: hay babe wana get naked and have sex then order a pizza?

gal: no

guy: whats the mader dont
like pizza?
 
2003-01-30 09:42:32 AM  
Lines that actually work:
1. Find a girl standing by herself at a bar, put on a cheesy smile, and say jokingly "So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" Any girl with a sense of humor will laugh.
2. Ask any hot girl "Where do you work out?" Usually they'll take it as a compliment, plus you'll find out if she actually works out of not (i.e. if she'll stay hot or be fat in a year or two.)
 
2003-01-30 09:43:07 AM  
I may be no Windows user but I sure want to compile your kernal!

/Why Linux fanboys never get chicks
 
2003-01-30 09:43:20 AM  
its a shame the letter U and I arent next to each other. because i bet U and I would look great together.... well if you shaved that pit hair and maybe lost a few hundred pounds.. aw what is that smell... dam nevermind..forget it

(((voting)))
 
2003-01-30 09:44:06 AM  
wtf?!?!

There were like 30 links this morning, i check in again now and theres like 11? WTF

Entire flame wars have vanished!
Boobies links have been annihilated!

OH THE HUMANITY!
 
2003-01-30 09:44:13 AM  
Hey baby, did I happen to mention that I'm Total Fark?
 
2003-01-30 09:44:25 AM  
"Kiss ME! It's my birthday."
 
2003-01-30 09:45:12 AM  
I've got the F, the C, and the K ... now all I need now is U.
 
2003-01-30 09:45:24 AM  
Pardon my forwardness, but a beautiful lady like you deserves only the finest margarine known to man, Parkay.
 
2003-01-30 09:45:41 AM  
hey do you have any italian in you? oh really? dam.. want more? no? what about hungarian?
 
2003-01-30 09:45:49 AM  

Would you like this GAP gift card?
 
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