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(Sunday Territorian)		Not news: Motorist caught driving with 0.115 BAC. News: En route to pick up aunt at night club. Fark: She's only 13 (ntnews.com.au)		63
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jimmiejaz		2009-02-23 12:42:34 AM

Guess I have to start this off...

Thread is usless drunk jailbait pics

/13? TOO OLD

GAT_00		2009-02-23 01:01:20 AM

10 blew below .08 and were fined

Wait, you can get fined for driving legally under the limit? Then why not set the limit to 0?

jordan314		2009-02-23 01:16:08 AM

Dangling participle! (The Aunt was only 13?)

Constance Velocity		2009-02-23 01:16:16 AM

The Aunt was 13?

DNRTA.

TommyymmoT		2009-02-23 01:20:49 AM

jimmiejaz: Guess I have to start this off...

Thread is usless drunk jailbait pics

/13? TOO OLD

Too old? I thought that attitude would changes once you started imagining her Hannah Montana tshirt (the one with the sparkles) on your bedroom floor.

Occulto		2009-02-23 01:21:34 AM

GAT_00: 10 blew below .08 and were fined

Wait, you can get fined for driving legally under the limit? Then why not set the limit to 0?

The limit is .05 in Australia.

KajakPro		2009-02-23 01:22:05 AM

GAT_00: 10 blew below .08 and were fined

Wait, you can get fined for driving legally under the limit? Then why not set the limit to 0?

Becuase the legal limit is the auto-DUI level, but if you are both a) intoxicated and b) cannot drive, you are still DUI.

/Due to license restrictions my "legal limit" is 0 BAC.
//"New" driver

slimshaydee		2009-02-23 01:22:27 AM

GAT_00

The legal blood alcohol content whilst driving in Australia is 0.05

captivity		2009-02-23 01:23:47 AM

Sen-Sgt Lyndon said there was a night-time culture in Darwin that accepts heavy drinking and driving home.

/science is awesome

thinks_on_feet		2009-02-23 01:24:08 AM

She's a feral, for sure.

dj42		2009-02-23 01:24:11 AM

Did anyone ask her if .115 was enough for me to film her with her cousin?

/Driving!!!! To show on one of those Extreme Drivers television shows. God you people are farking filthy in the brain!

TommyymmoT		2009-02-23 01:25:01 AM

slimshaydee: GAT_00

The legal blood alcohol content whilst driving in Australia is 0.05

Yeah, but I'm sure she would have sobered up by the time she got that far.

Asura-HiME		2009-02-23 01:26:07 AM

Kids grow up so fast these days.

mypalmike		2009-02-23 01:28:32 AM

Sen-Sgt Lyndon said it was "absolutely unbelievable" that a 13-year-old girl would be caught drink-driving.

Agreed. When I was 13, I never got caught when I was drunk driving.

unyon		2009-02-23 01:28:37 AM

Stupid kid. I woulda thrown the keys to the 10 year old. Isn't that what a wingman is for?

Karma Chameleon		2009-02-23 01:30:26 AM

slimshaydee: GAT_00

The legal blood alcohol content whilst driving in Australia is 0.05

So no mouthwash before a night out then.

Colonel_Colin_Campbell		2009-02-23 01:31:29 AM

"It defies understanding, and beggars belief that the culture is there."

Am I the only one that read that as "buggers" the first time?

Typhoid		2009-02-23 01:33:17 AM

Appropriate FARK sidebar advertisement.

GAT_00		2009-02-23 01:34:56 AM

Occulto: The limit is .05 in Australia.

Frick, would have helped to know that. Much less stupid now.

Karma Chameleon: So no mouthwash before a night out then.

Seriously, with a level that low, I think you should require blood tests on convictions of .05.

ladyway905		2009-02-23 01:36:01 AM

0.05, what is that, like a half a glass of wine? Not even real wine but that Arbor Mist crap that's like 4% abv. What if I gotta cold, and took some Nyquil? Is my ass going to jail for that?

/Stupid.
//Hates drunk driving, but really, there are limits the other way too.

AshHousewares18		2009-02-23 01:36:12 AM

How does a 13 year old get into a nightclub?

Sid Deuces		2009-02-23 01:37:47 AM

ANGELINA JOLIE HAS BLEACHED HER ANUS:

/in case anyone may not have noticed the Cracked sidebar

xSqueex		2009-02-23 01:38:50 AM

Was to 10 year old cousin drunk too? If not let them drive.

skinink		2009-02-23 01:38:52 AM

So a fetus was drunk driving, to pick up her 13 year old aunt at a nightclub? Get outta here, was the fetus using the umbilical cord to operate the car pedals?

Nocens		2009-02-23 01:40:46 AM

AshHousewares18: How does a 13 year old get into a nightclub?

Doesn't say she did. Could have gotten wasted at home before picking up her aunt from the nightclub.

TsarTom		2009-02-23 01:40:48 AM

Threadjack

Does anyone remember North by Northwest?
Remember the scene where Cary Grant is forced to drink a bottle of whiskey and then the bad guys put in a car and tried to push it off the mountain road?

And he wakes up and drives all hazy, crazy, down, nearly going off the cliff at every hairpin turn, while being chased by the badguys?

Remember, he ended up at the bottom of the mountain and crashed into the back of a prowl car?

Remember?

And, he went to court the next day and put up his argument that he was forced to drink and drive, and no-one believed him.

And finally his mother advised him to just pay the $2.50?...

Yeah, them were the days.

Remember?

That was awesome!

/threadjack

//carry on

xSqueex		2009-02-23 01:41:02 AM

Was the
/obviously I'm too drunk to fark
//maybe not

Excen		2009-02-23 01:47:06 AM

Sid Deuces: ANGELINA JOLIE HAS BLEACHED HER ANUS:

/in case anyone may not have noticed the Cracked sidebar

Yes, but is it unremarkable?

/I would imagine it would taste better than Guinness served in Allison Stokke's vajayjay. . .

superm401		2009-02-23 01:51:13 AM

submitter: Fark: She's only 13

Meh, would have been more impressed if the aunt was the one that was 13.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia		2009-02-23 02:00:00 AM

cksewell		2009-02-23 02:01:27 AM

jimmiejaz: Guess I have to start this off...

Thread is usless without drunk jailbait pics

/13? TOO OLD

FIFY

/I'm a chick but jeez, this is Fark...c'mon guys.

Oh_Enough_Already		2009-02-23 02:01:44 AM

Wow.

The DARWIN POLICE.

Awesome.

What's their motto?

To serve and protect - against evolution?

evil-beav		2009-02-23 02:02:02 AM

superm401: submitter: Fark: She's only 13

Meh, would have been more impressed if the aunt was the one that was 13.

all hope is not lost for you, some aunts are older than their nephews/nieces

eas81		2009-02-23 02:09:09 AM

Constance Velocity: The Aunt was 13?

DNRTA.

my thought as well RTA no the girl picking up the aunt was 13. Subby fails on headline clarity.

Cynical Idealist		2009-02-23 02:13:40 AM

Constance Velocity: The Aunt was 13?

DNRTA.

That's what I thought. It could happen, I think.

I mean, I've been an uncle since I was seven, so if my older brother had gotten started with the babies...ten years earlier, when he was twenty, I'd have a nephew three years older than me. And he could have picked me up from somewhere when I was 13 and he was 16. I can't explain the nightclub, but maybe just a more extreme case?

Third Day Mark		2009-02-23 02:16:52 AM

The 13 year old was the niece. She had her 10 year old cousin in the car. The 13 year old driver blew a 0.115.

tetsoushima		2009-02-23 02:18:06 AM

preeshuss nnowwfflake? *hic* *blargh*

fasdissent		2009-02-23 02:19:31 AM

.115??? Bah!

Around here we call that breakfast.

Legios		2009-02-23 02:19:36 AM

This is Darwin we're talking about here. Well known for their insane amounts alcohol consumption, as covered here (pops)

/Well, it covers NT, but that includes Darwin...

Romy		2009-02-23 02:26:06 AM

ladyway905: 0.05, what is that, like a half a glass of wine? Not even real wine but that Arbor Mist crap that's like 4% abv. What if I gotta cold, and took some Nyquil? Is my ass going to jail for that?

/Stupid.
//Hates drunk driving, but really, there are limits the other way too.

.05 is more like 2 beers for your average bloke (average Australian fellas anyway).

LazerFish		2009-02-23 02:41:49 AM

Cynical Idealist: Constance Velocity: The Aunt was 13?

DNRTA.

That's what I thought. It could happen, I think.

I mean, I've been an uncle since I was seven, so if my older brother had gotten started with the babies...ten years earlier, when he was twenty, I'd have a nephew three years older than me. And he could have picked me up from somewhere when I was 13 and he was 16. I can't explain the nightclub, but maybe just a more extreme case?

I have a neice that is older than me, I was an uncle before I was born. lol

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII		2009-02-23 02:50:42 AM

Romy: ladyway905: 0.05, what is that, like a half a glass of wine? Not even real wine but that Arbor Mist crap that's like 4% abv. What if I gotta cold, and took some Nyquil? Is my ass going to jail for that?

/Stupid.
//Hates drunk driving, but really, there are limits the other way too.

.05 is more like 2 beers for your average bloke (average Australian fellas anyway).

Are you calling Australian folks fat or heavy? Because the BAC has nothing to do with alcohol tolerance.

DigitalDirt		2009-02-23 02:52:00 AM

I have to say the term "Drink Driving " just drives me crazy. It doesn't seem like good English.
What makes more sense is DWI "Driving While Intoxicated" or DUI "Driving under the Influence".

To me this is drink driving!
home.roadrunner.com

neilbradley		2009-02-23 03:09:21 AM

I have to say the term "Drink Driving " just drives me crazy. It doesn't seem like good English.

It is improper English. It's a verb and a verb.

What makes more sense is DWI "Driving While Intoxicated" or DUI "Driving under the Influence".

I don't like DWI. There's another acronym for that - Driving While Indian. ;-) DUI Is far better.

Cynical Idealist		2009-02-23 03:19:25 AM

LazerFish: Cynical Idealist: Constance Velocity: The Aunt was 13?

DNRTA.

That's what I thought. It could happen, I think.

I mean, I've been an uncle since I was seven, so if my older brother had gotten started with the babies...ten years earlier, when he was twenty, I'd have a nephew three years older than me. And he could have picked me up from somewhere when I was 13 and he was 16. I can't explain the nightclub, but maybe just a more extreme case?

I have a neice that is older than me, I was an uncle before I was born. lol

Hey, a proof of the concept!

Norad		2009-02-23 03:23:20 AM

Karma Chameleon: slimshaydee: GAT_00

The legal blood alcohol content whilst driving in Australia is 0.05

So no mouthwash before a night out then.

There's plenty of alcohol-free mouthwash on the market.

That excuse doesn't flush anymore.

Guest		2009-02-23 04:04:11 AM

DigitalDirt: I have to say the term "Drink Driving " just drives me crazy. It doesn't seem like good English.
What makes more sense is DWI "Driving While Intoxicated" or DUI "Driving under the Influence".

To me this is drink driving!

No, that would be drink being driven.

Now if someone can photoshop a beer bottle with arms driving a car, then that would be drink driving.

paraffinshot		2009-02-23 04:30:59 AM

I also came to comment about the 13 year old aunt. Thought maybe their last name was Ptolemy.

ciberido		2009-02-23 04:32:35 AM

jordan314: Dangling participle! (The Aunt was only 13?)

Actually, it'd be a dangling pronoun.

Vertoule		2009-02-23 05:29:20 AM

The fact this occurred in a town called "Darwin" makes me think the irony tag just imploded.

It's quite clear that the stupid are going to out-fark the smart and we'll be left with stuff like this being the norm.

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